because i park there every weekend. those two pine trees mark the driveway into the parking lot, and to the left is the actual winco, and theres a staples and a michaels next door to it.
magneto is probably the least scary thing in eureka.
things ive seen this month:
>king hobo wearing a toilet seat as a necklace
>dumbledore playing a stringless guitar without pants
> a trashbag elemental
>a hobo convoy with about 20 shopping carts and 15 hobos
its basically wizard country
the more eccentric the hobo. the higher level wizard he is. watch out for hobos that look strangely well kept. they are the strongest wizards of all.
> a trashbag elemental
5/7 I legit Lol'd.
This place sounds like that transitional phase between normal life, and Freaky alien illuminati zombie apocalypse horror story.
I LOVE IT.