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I'm Trans. Trans-Hitler that is, you must respect my way of life and give me Rhineland and Sudetenland. My flatmate is trans-Mussolini.. aif_ says they are Napo

Trans-Hitler that is, you must respect my way of life and give me Rhineland and Sudetenland.
My flatmate is trans-Mussolini.

aif_ says they are Napoleon trapped in the body of a modern day human, society agrees they
are insane and the person is given medication and treatment. They are not invited rule France (or
exiled) fer being Napoleon.
I know and that' s a terrible sign of the oppression that , such as myself, face en a daily basis.
Every single day, I try to live my life in accordance with my inner identity as Emperor of the French, King of Italy and Protector
of the Rhine Confederations. Every single day, I am derided and mocked. Small children come up to me in the street and yell
Youll never be real emperor!" er 'Youll never lead the Grand Armee against the combined amped of Tsar Alexander and
Emperor Francis at Austerlitz".
All I want is what other Napoleons have: absolute power eater the French Empire and its satellites in Europe, plus a dedicated
Corps of Imperial Guards and a palace to live in. But I can' t eaten move into the Calais Versailles without policemen trying to
arrest me-
Think about that. You people get to live in your natural homes, but if I try to move into my natural home, I get
arrested. I don' t eaten want to think how the Russians would treat me if I went to visit Moscow.
So have a heart, mes amis. Start working for greater for such as myself.
mate la France, mate |' emperror, mate Ia walla garde.
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Submitted: 06/22/2014
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User avatar #2 - grogovic (06/22/2014) [-]
Soundofwinter, read description.
#3 to #2 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
I am a man without fear

but...dammit I can get pretty concerned
User avatar #4 to #3 - lordlolland [OP]ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
What are you concerned about?
User avatar #5 to #4 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
the desc
User avatar #6 to #5 - lordlolland [OP]ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
What? Are you a trans-Hitlophobe?
User avatar #7 to #6 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
maybe
#8 - solidderking (06/23/2014) [-]
i once met a trans-stalin guy
he was nice and gave me this card
i hope i never have to use it
User avatar #9 to #8 - lordlolland [OP]ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
That is exactly why trans-hitlers must be recognised and put in control of Germany, so that if a trans-stalin gets power we can save the world from Bolshevism!
User avatar #1 - demigodofmadness (06/22/2014) [-]
Viva la vita loca
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