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User avatar #1 - bagguhsleep (09/27/2015) [-]
it feels good to be this guy, but sometimes it feels like I'm doing it only because I need more friends
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#2 to #1 - anon (09/27/2015) [-]
minhee would be your friend
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User avatar #3 to #2 - bagguhsleep (09/27/2015) [-]
don't do this to me right now
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#28 to #3 - anon (09/28/2015) [-]
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#8 - JustintheWaysian (09/27/2015) [-]
I'm the asshole who says "EXCUSE YOU GUYS, ANON OVER HERE IS TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING INTERESTING, STOP BEING RUDE".
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#58 to #8 - enlightednatzie (09/28/2015) [-]
Thats when you kick him in his godamn face.
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User avatar #42 to #8 - rakogoki (09/28/2015) [-]
i used to have a best friend like that. without him i probably wouldnt have survived highschool.
great, now im reminded that hes on steam and we havent talked for years.
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User avatar #59 to #42 - themongoose (09/28/2015) [-]
Nothing wrong with just saying "hey bro, been a long time. lets catch up over a drink soon." Even if the drink doesn't happen soon, it still opens the door again so you can continue the friendship. You never know what made you drift apart. Could have simply been a misunderstanding or just growing up. Give it a shot.
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#47 to #42 - anon (09/28/2015) [-]
Been in the exact same situation, wasn't man enough to message them. Tbh I recommend doing it, for some closure at least.
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User avatar #16 to #8 - chadisyounggg (09/27/2015) [-]
y-you too..
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#13 to #8 - faggotishshit (09/27/2015) [-]
You are the future
You are the future
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#25 to #8 - karidagur ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
then everybody stops talking and looks at you and then you realize mid-way in the story that it wasn't really that interesting or funny
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#26 to #25 - JustintheWaysian (09/28/2015) [-]
I wouldnt give a **** because I wouldn't want to be interrupted when I'm trying to tell other people something.

Nothing makes me rage IRL harder than being consistently interrupted.
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User avatar #30 to #25 - ifreakinglovepizza (09/28/2015) [-]
just calmly ask them "did the middle of my story interrupt the beginning of yours?"
it usually comes off as a joke and will diffuse any tension.
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#7 - ricobendimez (09/27/2015) [-]
I'll usually chime in and say "Hey, what were you saying about the....?" Though it kinda sucks for me because whenever I am on the other end of that situation no one provides me the same courtesy.
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User avatar #24 to #7 - erotictentacle (09/28/2015) [-]
Well, it helps me to have a usually pretty loud voice and a lot of gesturing.
I often got praised at school for my presentations "getting people to listen", though i'm still not sure what im doing right, i think its that
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User avatar #11 to #7 - plasticcup (09/27/2015) [-]
Hey like the saying goes "do more for others, than more for your self"

Or some **** like that.
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User avatar #74 to #11 - masturbakor (09/28/2015) [-]
but when you do lots for others and no one ever returns the favour, it starts to feel like, whats the point in being courteous to others if they wont do the same for you? rude bastards, **** em
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#22 to #7 - choobe (09/28/2015) [-]
When you have done that for someone and they don't do the same for you, next time it happens to them, make eye contact and subtly shake your head no.
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#14 - yiffcario (09/27/2015) [-]
People who do that.
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#66 to #14 - selfdestructo (09/28/2015) [-]
That person at the house party that actually flushes the toilet
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#9 - professorrowan ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
the people who do that know what it's like to get talked over, I am one of them
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#33 - xXCorpitoXx (09/28/2015) [-]
Im that guy
I do it cause i hate it when it happens to me
People would rather stare at their phones and ****
But i pay extra attention
i like listening anyways
and i always ask a random question about their story or comment about something they were saying to let them know im listening
Good way to make friends
And girls really like it
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User avatar #41 to #33 - syntheticdoll (09/28/2015) [-]
I do it too unless the story is about what new nail polish her girlfriend got (seriously, it happened) or some other REALLY unnecesarry uninteresting thing. Most people think I don't listen because I heavily avoid eye contact even with friends.
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#48 to #33 - darpios (09/28/2015) [-]
I do it too but girls still hate me.
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User avatar #18 - totallynotlegit (09/27/2015) [-]
Then when you're on the other end no one pays you that courtesy.

No good deed ever goes unpunished
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#34 - racistbastards (09/28/2015) [-]
I do that but whenever I'm the one talking and people start talking over me, I just stop talking altogether. Then they ask what I was talking about and I just don't tell them. If it wasn't important enough for you to listen to it the first time, I'm not going to tell it a second time.
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User avatar #54 - kukron (09/28/2015) [-]
Sometimes it's the opposite, somebody's talking about some ****** story with noone paying attention exept for one poor victim wich has been "catched" by the ****** story teller & can't break eye contact.
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User avatar #62 to #54 - unlithe (09/28/2015) [-]
i think you mean "caught"
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User avatar #65 to #62 - kukron (09/28/2015) [-]
Oh yes I screwed up indeed on that one. I'm not a native english speaker, though I'm supposed to have learnt that one too.
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User avatar #67 to #65 - unlithe (09/28/2015) [-]
no problem mate
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#5 - fazbear (09/27/2015) [-]
I hate telling stories because no one ******* listens. There's not even that one person who's pretending to listen, they legit go out of their way to completely ignore me and talk with other people.
mfw someone asks me for my side of the story but then walks off just as i begin.
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#50 to #5 - tarabostes ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
MAN , LOOK AT THE TIME!
I'm sorry... You were saying?
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User avatar #40 - syntheticdoll (09/28/2015) [-]
And then you're on teamspeak where you don't see each other and some attention thirsty chick starts to talk over you louder so you get drowned out over and over again.
Fortunately my friends are honest enough to tell her "Viki.... shut up, syntheticdoll is talking in case you didn't know"
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User avatar #43 to #40 - dawggz (09/28/2015) [-]
I'm curious why your username is syntheticdoll, when Viki sounds like a synthetic doll's name.
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User avatar #45 to #43 - syntheticdoll (09/28/2015) [-]
i choose that username back then... because it seemed like a good idea. Seriously I have no idea why I picked that.
Nah, my IRL name isn't Viki.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - dawggz (09/28/2015) [-]
I got that your IRL username ain't Viki, and I also feel you on "that username seemed like a good idea". Just stating that "Viki" sounds like a blow-up doll's name.
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User avatar #49 to #46 - syntheticdoll (09/28/2015) [-]
true.... also sounds like a common name for bitches. Seriously, every Viki I've ever met whined like no tomorrow.
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#51 to #40 - tarabostes ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
>Viki





That sounds like the WHORIEST name ever
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User avatar #17 - darksideofthebeast (09/27/2015) [-]
I knew people like that.
Specifically one person, smoked a lot of weed with him, he was super chill like that. Would never get angry and wouldn't notice anything else but you talking to him.
Really cool dude. people like that are awesome.
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#15 - thecrayzeeman (09/27/2015) [-]
I learned the hard way that it's not the story, it's how you tell it.
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#6 - killerblead (09/27/2015) [-]
Yay that's me.

If we were all "that kind of guy" we'd all be staring awkwardly at eachother waiting for someone to talk so we can all focus our awkward stares on that person.
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#4 - DivineInfinity (09/27/2015) [-]
mfw I am that guy
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#27 - anon (09/28/2015) [-]
it's really cute when a gril does this
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User avatar #39 to #27 - rockamekishiko (09/28/2015) [-]
grill*
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#31 to #27 - therwasno (09/28/2015) [-]
girls dont do this
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#64 - hidanfangirl (09/28/2015) [-]
I can't even look people in the eye when talking casual, what makes you think I can do it in this situation?
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User avatar #68 to #64 - mrturferpop (09/28/2015) [-]
I look at their nose.
That way they think I'm looking them in the eyes when really I'm examining their disgusting ******* skin.
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User avatar #57 - blademontane (09/28/2015) [-]
I always maintain eye contact for two reasons.

First, is that I've noticed that when you maintain eye contact with a person, while in a group, their gaze tends to linger on you for longer.

Second, is that if they break eye contact before I do, it means I have established dominance and am therefore the alpha male.
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User avatar #20 - konysugandanbitch (09/27/2015) [-]
That's basically how I met my best friend.
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User avatar #53 - kegget (09/28/2015) [-]
I do this
Well i try to do this.
There's this chick in my college who just likes to drone on about ******* anything. She'll tell you something mundane like "my puppy shat on the carpet" but somehow drag it out into a 5 minute story. She starts ******* talking over people, i'd be making eye contact with someone who's telling me something and she'll come in like "NO, NO, LISTEN TO ME, I HAVE A SIMILAR YET BETTER STORY" and literally start talking over the other person and i don't know who the **** to look at.
I think she may be austismo.
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#56 to #53 - thecrayzeeman (09/28/2015) [-]
Just say "I don't care.".

Boom. You've just caused a bitchstorm of epic proportions.
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