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User avatar #154 - admin [OP](12/11/2015) [+] (27 replies)
stickied by admin
If you're interested in getting penetrated by me just reply to this with a face picture and age. Thanks.
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#20 - bluemagebrilly (12/11/2015) [-]
See, here's what he's doing. He gathers our emails, our faces, and our voices. Puts them all together... into robots. Each person who gives him a face becomes a robot.

Eventually, we get the message "This account is already logged in" and the real user is forced to make another account. The robots take over the previous account, and take over the next account once any faces or voices are given. The robots don't talk, or anything, they just silently look at each post and judge it, randomly thumbing up and down. Funnyjunk's ad revenue skyrockets, and eventually the world is taken over by robots as Admin gets more and more money to make more and more robots.

It's all a matter of time.
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User avatar #53 to #20 - tarabostes ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
so kawaii desu
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#70 to #20 - alpako (12/11/2015) [-]
GIF
**alpako used "*roll picture*"**
**alpako rolled image**BUT, you have one flaw in your logic
when another person logs into the same user, you can still replace them!
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User avatar #90 to #70 - pablovilly (12/11/2015) [-]
hey das my picture
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User avatar #39 to #20 - raidaltamimi (12/11/2015) [-]
or he just send them to the NSA.
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#114 to #20 - anon (12/11/2015) [-]
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User avatar #33 to #20 - majormayor (12/11/2015) [-]
It's such a stupid plan almost nobody will be able to find out about it and it cannot be stopped as a consequence. It's freaking brilliant.
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User avatar #79 to #20 - tsoper (12/11/2015) [-]
Thats if they can pass the captcha
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#145 to #20 - bluemagebrilly (12/11/2015) [-]
No..!

I made it to the #1 comment spot for today...

Don't you fools know what this means?!

Admin will realize we're onto his plan! That we're aware! You have to get out before it's too late!
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#73 to #20 - admjgg (12/11/2015) [-]
...And then the FJ robots achieve the singularity and live on eternally.....The ride will literally never end...
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#108 to #20 - daredevizz (12/11/2015) [-]
GIF
We all know who admin really is......and his plans
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#45 to #20 - checkemninja ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
You have a vivid imagination
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#47 to #45 - bluemagebrilly (12/11/2015) [-]
I'll take that as a compliment!

... If it wasn't one already.
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#75 to #20 - nebuelaeus (12/11/2015) [-]
Admins fw
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#37 to #29 - bann ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
I always like the dumbass remark you can make to nick when he discusses his difficulties adujsting to diamond city. "How can you stand being around these bigots??"

Nick is legit the only exception to all synth's being evil that you know about at that point in the game. There may be more, I haven't gotten that far yet It's hardly bigotry if every other synth you've met was actually evil.
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User avatar #58 to #37 - scorcho (12/11/2015) [-]
that's not true. gen 1 and 2 synths are mindless machines, but nick has a human mind just like gen 3 synths. and those are not all inherently evil, just like not all humans are evil.
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#195 to #58 - bann ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-]
O I know that, I mean at the point in the game where you can prompt that question, your character has probably not met any other synth yet
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User avatar #193 to #37 - basalm (12/13/2015) [-]
Two sides to every story Freund.
One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter.
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User avatar #48 to #37 - meambob (12/11/2015) [-]
the best is the little bit of snark you get when you go "wait you're a robot?"
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#59 to #29 - sedativechunk (12/11/2015) [-]
GIF
Funnier than the post
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#28 - brljagif (12/11/2015) [-]
admin what will you name your baby
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User avatar #174 to #28 - lazycloud (12/12/2015) [-]
Kim jong deux
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User avatar #129 to #28 - thegreentornado (12/11/2015) [-]
Levvy
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#38 to #28 - sesshii (12/11/2015) [-]
Standard User.
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User avatar #146 to #28 - pedwiik (12/11/2015) [-]
Kim Jo HN CENA
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User avatar #67 to #28 - kerunch (12/11/2015) [-]
anon
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#36 - captaindubs (12/11/2015) [-]
who could resist this?
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#4 - victorytoaster ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
**victorytoaster used "*roll picture*"**
**victorytoaster rolled image** how much a day do you beat off to us addy?
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User avatar #25 to #4 - knightmoiden ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
Hey polarpulse
Isn't this your art?
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User avatar #31 to #25 - polarpulse ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
Ay that's my art
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#118 to #31 - anon (12/11/2015) [-]
Good on ya', then.
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User avatar #153 to #31 - tarabostes ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
nice
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User avatar #192 to #25 - Haentar (12/12/2015) [-]
Dang, that's nice.
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#80 - cheeseboyofdoom (12/11/2015) [-]
GIF
Admin is NSA. FJ is one big honeypot.
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#83 - thediamondhack (12/11/2015) [-]
**thediamondhack used "*roll picture*"**
**thediamondhack rolled image** <---- admin
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#107 - kristovsky (12/11/2015) [-]
Admin for **** sake if I was sociable and good looking I wouldn't be on FJ
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#84 - WolfPrince (12/11/2015) [-]
How long?
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User avatar #177 to #84 - thatlittledoll (12/12/2015) [-]
holy **** your voice <3
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User avatar #97 to #84 - datsheriff ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
Hear that?
I hear panties dropping.
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User avatar #88 to #84 - smug ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
"i feel like a rethaad" top kek
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User avatar #121 to #84 - admin [OP](12/11/2015) [-]
since forever, "ree tawd"
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#130 to #126 - thegreentornado (12/11/2015) [-]
Your voice, dude. It's super golden.
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#137 to #134 - thegreentornado (12/11/2015) [-]
Oh, frickin' sweet, awesome! Wait- 5,99/hour!?
**** that noise!
I checked your channel, neat!.
GOD DAMN, your voice! My bum's roastin' hearing your voice.
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User avatar #196 to #121 - tawd (12/16/2015) [-]
just got a notification that you mentioned me in a comment
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User avatar #27 - include (12/11/2015) [-]
Admin works undercover for the NSA.
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#139 - guanyu (12/11/2015) [-]
Admin = NSA
Confirmed!
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#167 - elcreepo ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
To cock block someone requires they already are in possession of a cock and are directing it at a hole that isn't made out of a glass jar smeared in Vaseline.
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#113 - xjackassx (12/11/2015) [-]
Here,thats a real photo from me,CHOKE ON IT ADMIN
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User avatar #194 to #113 - basalm (12/13/2015) [-]
Nice wiener in your mouth.
=3
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User avatar #119 to #113 - aizeinstein (12/11/2015) [-]
That mask looks like a special sock of an ogre teenager with anger management issues.
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User avatar #8 - peanutsaurusrex (12/11/2015) [-]
Hey faggot have you finished singing yet?
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#13 to #8 - anon (12/11/2015) [-]
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User avatar #21 to #8 - admin [OP](12/11/2015) [-]
i tried twice and kept blowing out my voice
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User avatar #23 to #21 - peanutsaurusrex (12/11/2015) [-]
drink more milk
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#6 - ingloriousgamer (12/11/2015) [-]
**ingloriousgamer used "*roll picture*"**
**ingloriousgamer rolled image**Block this cock addy
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#30 - ashedust (12/11/2015) [-]
Admin's clearly trying to turn FJ into a dating service.

TOO BAD /AUTISM/ ALREADY IS HALF DATING SERVICE.
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User avatar #32 to #30 - majormayor (12/11/2015) [-]
That sounds like a ******* disaster.
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User avatar #34 to #32 - ashedust (12/11/2015) [-]
It probably was.
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User avatar #42 to #30 - saltyfries ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
hey ashe, how do you think the Packers are gonna do this Sunday?

I think the Pack are talented don't get me wrong, but the team is just too stupid. The strategy for this game should be simple given Matt Cassel is QB, stop the run, cover Bryant, simple right? Honestly, they're so stupid they're going to **** that up, badly, and lose. Hell, honestly, I seem them losing the next 4 in a row and miss the playoffs.
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#71 to #42 - ashedust (12/11/2015) [-]
I honestly don't care that much. I'm not a huge sports fan. But I cheer for them because if they're doing well, people tip better while I deliver sunday night.
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User avatar #82 to #71 - hideyowives (12/11/2015) [-]
dragon trainer trist
(vibrates into space
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User avatar #138 to #82 - thepeacepigeon (12/11/2015) [-]
Tristana's good an all, but uhh.. Amumu can do it better
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User avatar #173 to #138 - hideyowives (12/12/2015) [-]
dragon trainer amumu
make it happen
you person who definitely works at rito
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User avatar #54 to #30 - tarabostes ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
:3
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#198 - caette (12/17/2015) [-]
this is the equivalent of laughing at your own joke
HAHAHAHA HEY LOOK EVERYONE. LOOK HOW ******* FUNNY I AM
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User avatar #186 - chaosraptor (12/12/2015) [-]
the admin song

The Misfits Gimme Gimme Gimme 2 Music Video

"gimmie gimmie gimmie or ill take it and make it mine"
- admin
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#148 - srgtd (12/11/2015) [-]
**srgtd used "*roll picture*"**
**srgtd rolled image** < I'm sick of whatever this is.
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User avatar #150 to #148 - bronifiedguitarist (12/11/2015) [-]
Undertale

Sums up FJ

Also cute Undyne+Alphys
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User avatar #87 - angelusprimus (12/11/2015) [-]
He is slowly lulling us in.
Soon it will be "Hey guys, show me your cocks!"
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#117 to #87 - kula ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
I don't see what is the problem in show my cock for people!
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User avatar #72 - wertologist (12/11/2015) [-]
The biggest reason I love FJ is that there is very little censorship here. The only real censorship is no porn is sfw areas. Other than that, you can say whatever the **** you want and no one will do a damn thing about it. I've never seen a moderator here being a dick(in the sense of abusing mod powers). We're all equally free. Another big reason is because I have nothing else to do. I love/hate you guys.
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User avatar #122 to #72 - admin [OP](12/11/2015) [-]
shutup
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User avatar #74 to #72 - hockeycrazysteve ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
Have a nice day/Go **** yourself
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User avatar #85 to #74 - wertologist (12/11/2015) [-]
no u
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User avatar #86 to #85 - hockeycrazysteve ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
y-you too
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