I'm not good at titles..... . I' m babysitting tit 5 year old boy right now and this is how our conversation just went.... Bey: I have lets of uncles. Me: Oh ye
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I'm not good at titles....

I' m babysitting tit 5 year old boy right
now and this is how our
conversation just went....
Bey: I have lets of uncles.
Me: Oh yeah? How many?
Boy: Like 10. Ocaust 3. One is really
old though.
Me: How old?
Bey: He' s dead.
Me: Oh I' m sorry
Boy: Yeah so you can never meet
him. But you know whe' s not dead?
Me: Who?
Boy: Captain Jack Sparrow.
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#1 - mudkipfucker (11/08/2013) [-]
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#6 - mr skeltal (11/08/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.
#10 - OMGNIGGERZ (11/09/2013) [-]
Like 10   
or just 3
Like 10
or just 3
#14 - moketu (11/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #5 - theguywhoaskswhy (11/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Top 10 best 10 seconds of my life.
#8 - leojxxitenah (11/09/2013) [-]
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#27 - captjacksparrow (11/09/2013) [-]
Aye, I do tend to stay alive
#18 - eggzatron (11/09/2013) [-]
My fiance keeps a note every time her 5 year old says something funny, i should just post up all those and get ~450 thumbs each... because this seems just like normal kid talk to me.
#31 - GuardianofzeBlind (11/09/2013) [-]
talking to kids
#29 - candance (11/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
One time, I was watching my neighbours kid for her after school, who was 6, and I went into the bathroom to blow my nose and didn't pull the door fully closed. So he ends up just following me in, which is fine, until he closes the door behind him and looks at me and just says, "Take your shirt off." Mfw.
One time, I was watching my neighbours kid for her after school, who was 6, and I went into the bathroom to blow my nose and didn't pull the door fully closed. So he ends up just following me in, which is fine, until he closes the door behind him and looks at me and just says, "Take your shirt off." Mfw.
#17 - lucianolp (11/09/2013) [-]
Hey guys, this obviously didn't happen. Therefore, it isn't funny and we should get butthurt about it and post it in the comments. That'll show OP to not post dirty non-true things on the internet.
#35 - thewisedane (11/09/2013) [-]
Kids.
Kids.
User avatar #33 - johangustav (11/09/2013) [-]
hes going places
#30 - bizengaust (11/09/2013) [-]
Working at a kindergarten I know these conversations all to well.
User avatar #25 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
I had this one uncle named Jeff we had lot's of sleepovers over the years but I didn't see him too much after that. Turns out he wasn't even my real uncle.
#22 - triggathepirate (11/09/2013) [-]
How did this make front page?
How did this make front page?
#19 - kvjacks (11/09/2013) [-]
his argument is pretty valid
User avatar #16 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (11/09/2013) [-]
That **** reminds me of my little nephew... Hey Josh can you stop hitting the couch?
Him at 5... but the spy's a sappin' my sentry!
MY sister inlaw: oh god i'm gonna kill your brother
User avatar #11 - JENNAY (11/09/2013) [-]
I'm realizing why I get along so well with children
#2 - brucekillah (11/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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