I'm not good at titles..... . I' m babysitting tit 5 year old boy right now and this is how our conversation just went.... Bey: I have lets of uncles. Me: Oh ye I'm not good at titles I' m babysitting tit 5 year old boy right now and this is how our conversation just went Bey: I have lets of uncles Me: Oh ye
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I' m babysitting tit 5 year old boy right
now and this is how our
conversation just went....
Bey: I have lets of uncles.
Me: Oh yeah? How many?
Boy: Like 10. Ocaust 3. One is really
old though.
Me: How old?
Bey: He' s dead.
Me: Oh I' m sorry
Boy: Yeah so you can never meet
him. But you know whe' s not dead?
Me: Who?
Boy: Captain Jack Sparrow.
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#1 - mudkipfucker
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#10 - OMGNIGGERZ
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(11/09/2013) [-]
Like 10   
or just 3
Like 10
or just 3
#14 - moketu
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#6 - anon id: ff17b888
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(11/08/2013) [-]
Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.
#26 to #6 - anon id: 3b54f36e
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(11/09/2013) [-]
Uh....no, this seems pretty legit. Why would someone make up something this mediocre, you uncreative man?
#24 to #6 - pseudobob **User deleted account**
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(11/09/2013) [-]
Of all the things that are forced, this is forced the most.
#28 to #6 - bann
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(11/09/2013) [-]
You know what didn't happen? That story a few posts back about this kid laughing because his classmate's dad was a chemistry teacher and started selling meth. THAT didn't happen.
User avatar #20 to #6 - TarnRazor
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(11/09/2013) [-]
I have three nieces and a nephew and I can confirm that kids be ******* crazy
User avatar #15 to #6 - inuyuru
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(11/09/2013) [-]
You'd be suprised the **** I hear kids say all the time.
User avatar #9 to #6 - desuforeverlulz
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(11/09/2013) [-]
Seems legit to me, kids talk like that.
User avatar #5 - theguywhoaskswhy
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(11/08/2013) [-]
Top 10 best 10 seconds of my life.
User avatar #7 to #5 - akaito
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(11/09/2013) [-]
I pity for your life
#8 - leojxxitenah
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#27 - captjacksparrow
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(11/09/2013) [-]
Aye, I do tend to stay alive
#18 - eggzatron
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(11/09/2013) [-]
My fiance keeps a note every time her 5 year old says something funny, i should just post up all those and get ~450 thumbs each... because this seems just like normal kid talk to me.
#29 - candance
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(11/09/2013) [-]
One time, I was watching my neighbours kid for her after school, who was 6, and I went into the bathroom to blow my nose and didn't pull the door fully closed. So he ends up just following me in, which is fine, until he closes the door behind him and looks at me and just says, "Take your shirt off." Mfw.
One time, I was watching my neighbours kid for her after school, who was 6, and I went into the bathroom to blow my nose and didn't pull the door fully closed. So he ends up just following me in, which is fine, until he closes the door behind him and looks at me and just says, "Take your shirt off." Mfw.
#32 to #29 - justthisonepost **User deleted account**
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That little kid has nerves of steel
User avatar #36 to #32 - candance
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(11/09/2013) [-]
Haha, you could say that. He also grabbed/kiss my ass and broke into the bathroom while I was peeing once. Not a good kid aha, but his mom was like my favourite person.
User avatar #34 to #29 - YeYouKnoMe
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Me gusta
#17 - lucianolp
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(11/09/2013) [-]
Hey guys, this obviously didn't happen. Therefore, it isn't funny and we should get butthurt about it and post it in the comments. That'll show OP to not post dirty non-true things on the internet.