I'm enjoying my summer. Pure OC. This happened yesterday. Brother is currently in hospital. Doctors said in medical terms that he had an ''Fear induced emotiona
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I'm enjoying my summer

Pure OC. This happened yesterday. Brother is currently in hospital. Doctors said in medical terms that he had an ''Fear induced emotional breakdown'' or something along those lines. It was a great ******* day for me.

Also this is like my first text story so sorry if i'm not that good.

older brother who is more scared of common house lizards than
he is of death
Slummer. JPEG
with bro in the living room
of ******* nowhere a lizard lands on his leg
reaction time
get up from couch and look at lizard
at bro' s face
Look at lizard
is still as a statue
Spuddenly bro starts moving and very gently picks the lizard up from his leg
onto the palm of his hand
Blizard must be high as **** because it aint even trying to give a ****
mpa
Bro clenched his fist so hard that he made mashed potatoes out of lizard
as much force as a human possibly can and throws the remains of
lizard as far as humanle
at hand
me in the face
expression, no expression
Pstart screaming so hard that i thought he was the voice actor for Eren' s titan
llooks at ceiling still screaming
Iscream keeps getting louder and lower pitched with each loop
Thears start rolling down his face
Bealls on the ground mid scream
Wrasses out
BEST SUMMER EVER 152/ 10
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Submitted: 04/29/2014
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#5 - bigjinfinity ONLINE (04/29/2014) [+] (15 replies)
>happened yesterday   
>summer.jpeg
>happened yesterday
>summer.jpeg
#1 - kiaserzerg (04/29/2014) [+] (1 reply)
so he bitched out so hard his brain went into bitch coma mode?
#20 - chikiel (04/30/2014) [+] (18 replies)
Where the hell do you live where the phrase "Common House Lizard" exists?!
Where the hell do you live where the phrase "Common House Lizard" exists?!
#16 - joeypie (04/30/2014) [-]
Brothers FW lizard lands on him.
Brothers FW lizard lands on him.
#12 - megavoir (04/29/2014) [+] (5 replies)
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#14 to #12 - jaegarbombastic (04/30/2014) [-]
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDD
#30 - lazaman (04/30/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I would have 						*******					 bashed your brothers face in until it was a pile of mush on the floor.   
   
HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY KILL A 						*******					 LIZARD!   
THEY DON'T DO 						****					 TO YOU MAN, THEY ARE SO CHILL, AND THEY LOVE MINDING THEIR OWN BUSINESS!   
   
KILL HIM NOW.
I would have ******* bashed your brothers face in until it was a pile of mush on the floor.

HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY KILL A ******* LIZARD!
THEY DON'T DO **** TO YOU MAN, THEY ARE SO CHILL, AND THEY LOVE MINDING THEIR OWN BUSINESS!

KILL HIM NOW.
#22 - italianchef ONLINE (04/30/2014) [+] (4 replies)
are common house lizards actually a thing?
User avatar #2 - walcorn (04/29/2014) [-]
Poor lizard.
:'^(
#38 - DrollHumor (04/30/2014) [-]
>Be 10   
>Climbing trees n 						****					   
>Up on the highest branch that can support me   
>Moved away from trunk, trying to reach roof of house   
>Spider falls from branch above me   
>Into my shirt   
>MFW I had to remove it without losing balance and hitting the concrete patio below
>Be 10
>Climbing trees n ****
>Up on the highest branch that can support me
>Moved away from trunk, trying to reach roof of house
>Spider falls from branch above me
>Into my shirt
>MFW I had to remove it without losing balance and hitting the concrete patio below
User avatar #35 - demandsgayversion (04/30/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Common house lizard? Where the **** do you live, a cave?
User avatar #26 - assrocket (04/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
One or two lizards at a time is ******* cute.
40 at a time? ******* nope.

Unless they're all tied to tiny helium balloons.
User avatar #28 - ImmortalBaconEater (04/30/2014) [-]
Living somewhere where they have common house lizards must be strange.
#67 - kyrozor ONLINE (04/30/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Amazing. I spilled my coffee on my dick but it will heal.
#83 - nocta (04/30/2014) [-]
lost it at eren's titan voice actor
lost it at eren's titan voice actor
#55 - octagon ONLINE (04/30/2014) [-]
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User avatar #15 - Riukanojutsu (04/30/2014) [-]
Id prolly have a similar reaction if an australia sized spider landed on me.
#75 - grandmabetty (04/30/2014) [-]
HOW COULD YOU KILL A LIZARD YOU CUNT
HOW COULD YOU KILL A LIZARD YOU CUNT
#45 - falloutization (04/30/2014) [-]
I wonder if house lizards are as tasty as nature lizards
#31 - anonymous (04/30/2014) [-]
>Be me you lost me there
#21 - anonymous (04/30/2014) [-]
Common house lizards. I can't be the only person who was like, "What the actual **** ?".
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