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User avatar #7 - Creant ONLINE (09/14/2015) [-]
He sounds older than he looks.
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User avatar #13 to #7 - jerrythefruit ONLINE (09/14/2015) [-]
Probably an old pic.
or his boyfriend
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User avatar #1 - izaya (09/13/2015) [-]
Their laughs made it
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User avatar #2 - gomugomuno (09/13/2015) [-]
in my house you get called for dinner once. if you're not there no dinner for you. after i got my driving license it just turned into mcdonalds day.
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#46 to #2 - ffinfinity (09/14/2015) [-]
my mum always make sure I eat, she wrapped food up in plastic if I don't eat and will go into my periodically to give me snacks.
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User avatar #47 to #2 - myrtille ONLINE (09/14/2015) [-]
You little ***** ...my parents never cooked for me, EVER. If one of my parents actually cooked food for me I'd be so ******* happy. It's irritating having to figure out dinner for 1 for yourself every night.
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User avatar #50 to #47 - dudda (09/14/2015) [-]
Surely they cooked for you at least in the beginning. You haven't been cooking for yourself since your birth, have you?
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User avatar #51 to #48 - myrtille ONLINE (09/14/2015) [-]
No, my parents cooked for me until I was maybe 7, then it was either fast food or I ate junk food for dinner until I was a little older, and then I had to figure out food for myself.
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User avatar #62 to #51 - drldrl (09/14/2015) [-]
That's awfully ****** of them.
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User avatar #42 to #2 - jamiemsm (09/14/2015) [-]
in my house i make my own dinner and it taste like **** because i can't cook for nothing
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#68 to #42 - anon (09/14/2015) [-]
Online tutorials and recipes, yo
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User avatar #27 to #2 - xapplemanx (09/14/2015) [-]
k
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#5 to #2 - anon (09/14/2015) [-]
In my house my 72 year old grandma makes me delicious food and I eat it. A guy hears a bell and doesn't eat and you think of me? No. I am the one who rings.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - unatco ONLINE (09/14/2015) [-]
in my house you get called to dinner once as well. only if you do not go,you just reheat the leftovers whenever you feel like eating them or you cook some food if all is finished. Learning to cook at age 8 was pretty fun.
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User avatar #4 to #3 - closure (09/14/2015) [-]
Best to learn early though. I'm certainly grateful for my time in the kitchen.
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User avatar #16 to #4 - gomugomuno (09/14/2015) [-]
i can make noodles
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User avatar #17 to #16 - teratorn (09/14/2015) [-]
I can cook eggs.
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#19 to #17 - samsonschmanson (09/14/2015) [-]
I make burgers
this isn't me, it's my roommate holding my creation
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User avatar #22 to #19 - teratorn (09/14/2015) [-]
I would really like a burger like that right now.
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#28 to #22 - samsonschmanson (09/14/2015) [-]
am I making you jealous?
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#43 to #28 - jamiemsm (09/14/2015) [-]
how fra from denmark do you live?
i need it
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User avatar #58 to #43 - cannibalvegan (09/14/2015) [-]
According to my incredible deduction skills I believe this man is in fact Swedish, in other words, not far from Denmark.
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User avatar #71 to #58 - samsonschmanson (09/15/2015) [-]
im from Belgium dude
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#76 to #71 - cannibalvegan (09/15/2015) [-]
I thought I was a good detective.
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#77 to #76 - samsonschmanson (09/15/2015) [-]
we all make mistakes
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#70 to #69 - acivcrusader (09/15/2015) [-]
the butter says %15 ''gratis'', that's spanish, though i tried doing a quick google search and saw that the thing was available in brazil, germany and south america, so uhm, he could be in south america or spain.
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User avatar #72 to #43 - samsonschmanson (09/15/2015) [-]
roughly guessing about 900 km since i live in Belgium
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User avatar #73 to #72 - jamiemsm (09/15/2015) [-]
thats close enough to be acceptable then. when will arive here ?
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User avatar #75 to #73 - samsonschmanson (09/15/2015) [-]
im taking the 21.00h bus so i will arrive at approxametily 6.00h if the everything goes well.
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User avatar #41 to #28 - xmartyx (09/14/2015) [-]
Holy that looks nice
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User avatar #31 to #28 - teratorn (09/14/2015) [-]
You're making me hungry.
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User avatar #33 to #31 - cptmongtard (09/14/2015) [-]
Fan of Miss Sinister?
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User avatar #40 to #33 - teratorn (09/14/2015) [-]
The hell is miss sinister?
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User avatar #56 to #40 - cptmongtard (09/14/2015) [-]
Fair enough. She's a model, my friend loves her. She uses that heart as her logo
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User avatar #57 to #56 - teratorn (09/14/2015) [-]
Oh,I had absolutely no idea about this avatar. I just found and liked it.
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User avatar #59 to #57 - cptmongtard (09/14/2015) [-]
Ah okay, my mistake.
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User avatar #60 to #59 - teratorn (09/14/2015) [-]
I just looked at it. The heart doesnt look like this,and it is purple.
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User avatar #61 to #60 - cptmongtard (09/14/2015) [-]
My mistake again then
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User avatar #55 to #19 - exotic (09/14/2015) [-]
It looks like his worry overcame his desire
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User avatar #74 to #55 - samsonschmanson (09/15/2015) [-]
this burger was about 3days worth of worklunch for the both of us.
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User avatar #36 to #19 - notsohappygamer (09/14/2015) [-]
i want htat, how much do you want
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User avatar #9 to #2 - mondominiman (09/14/2015) [-]
My mom calls us for dinner a few times and if we don't go we have to serve ourselves. I mean the food's already cooked, she's not gonna have us show up then decide I'll make food for these 2 or 4. She makes a big batch and when were hungry we go and serve ourselves that's about it
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#37 to #9 - anon (09/14/2015) [-]
omg lol.
when my mom calls us down for dinner, we're still expected to make our own plates?

you want a woman some day??
make your own ******* serving of dinner. is it that hard for you?
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#30 to #9 - anon (09/14/2015) [-]
My parents always get pissy whenever I do not sit down on the table the immediate second they call us.
I do not understand what is so wrong about being late and maybe having to reheat the food.
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User avatar #32 to #30 - limegreentomatoes (09/14/2015) [-]
You're actually wondering why a person gets angry at you for putting time into making food for you, and you don't even respect that by eating it while it's fresh?
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#25 - syrianbro ONLINE (09/14/2015) [-]
Who the **** calls their mother "love"?

I mean **** ,i love my momma but that's an extra step too far.
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User avatar #65 to #25 - tsoper (09/14/2015) [-]
I think he said mom but the guy who made this video picked it up as love
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User avatar #66 to #25 - imdan (09/14/2015) [-]
My mom calls her mom lover, none of us know why but that's how it is. We're first and second generation Irish American
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#29 to #25 - virck (09/14/2015) [-]
Wanna mate, mate?
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User avatar #49 to #25 - bewailedbadger (09/14/2015) [-]
Oedipus probably did.
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User avatar #26 to #25 - alstorp (09/14/2015) [-]
It's just a thing brits do.
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User avatar #35 to #26 - aquaekk (09/14/2015) [-]
I think that's an Aussie
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User avatar #8 - anonymoussarcasm (09/14/2015) [-]
I'm away from home right now and only have a Mac (which I am becoming more and more livid for having to use) and it doesn't play webms can someone tell me what happens here?
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User avatar #14 to #8 - jzwangpk (09/14/2015) [-]
Macs can play webms... What browser are you using? I'm on a Mac and I'm perfectly fine.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - anonymoussarcasm (09/14/2015) [-]
Ah then that might be it, I'm not gonna bother downloading Chrome because I won't be using this ever again.
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User avatar #20 to #8 - danrmanalt ONLINE (09/14/2015) [-]
Quit using mac and either use bootcamp to put windows on it or use linux.
That or quit being a cunt about using mac, it's really not bad.
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User avatar #21 to #20 - anonymoussarcasm (09/14/2015) [-]
It's not my Mac and I'm only using it because that's what my father has and is the only thing to use save my phone when I visit him. So I guess I'm a cunt for not knowing how to use a computer I hardly ever use
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#34 to #8 - firesky (09/14/2015) [-]
That's just with Safari, Firefox and Chrome work fine.
Probably because it has 3rd party stuff disabled.
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User avatar #10 to #8 - steelplatypus (09/14/2015) [-]
Guy's playing CS:GO, his mom calls him to dinner, he responds with "Ma I'm clutchin', calm down love," immediately wins the match, and his friends crack up.

It sounds lackluster but it was actually pretty funny with sound
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User avatar #11 to #10 - anonymoussarcasm (09/14/2015) [-]
You have the youtube link?
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User avatar #39 - isolovegames (09/14/2015) [-]
*mom* : "Well just pause the game!"
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#52 to #39 - bwiedieter (09/14/2015) [-]
mfw
mfw
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#6 - anon (09/14/2015) [-]
I don get it
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User avatar #45 to #6 - luewyn (09/14/2015) [-]
clutching = a word for performing well under pressure, such as being the last player on the team, and all the team relies on your performance in order to win a round: thus pressure.
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#23 to #6 - anon (09/14/2015) [-]
He was the last one alive on his team, that is usually referred to as being the Clutch player.
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User avatar #38 - genericnickname (09/14/2015) [-]
I guess you can say the terrorists only had juan chance left to win.
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#54 - kuroda (09/14/2015) [-]
TF2 MASTER GAME LOLOLOL SO MUCH BETTER THAN CHICKEN STRIKE KEK KEK KEK CS:GO SUCKS LEEELELELEELE
TF2 MASTER GAME LOLOLOL SO MUCH BETTER THAN CHICKEN STRIKE KEK KEK KEK CS:GO SUCKS LEEELELELEELE
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User avatar #67 to #64 - kuroda (09/14/2015) [-]
TF2 IS THE BETTER GAME, IN COOKIE STRIEK U JUST WALK AROUND AND SHOOT 2 BULLETS PEW PEWPB DED IM MANUAL CLUTCH TRANSMISSION DINNERMAN LEEELLELELELLELELE SKIL
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User avatar #18 - aitinja (09/14/2015) [-]
It's good to live alone and make your own dinner.
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User avatar #78 - machineemperor (09/23/2015) [-]
can someone help me find a video or something that was from CS: GO but it was like someone sneaking on the side to defuse the bomb while like an enemy sniper just walked right in front of him
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#63 - anon (09/14/2015) [-]
that crosshairplacement though
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#44 - rollingpicture (09/14/2015) [-]
**rollingpicture used "*roll picture*"**
**rollingpicture rolled image**

Chuckles intensifies
 
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