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#20 - unclemagic
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(01/08/2014) [-]
Its the eye of the jew.
Its the eye of the jew.
User avatar #71 to #20 - frutus
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That movie was so horrible. Americans drinking real beer, yeah right.
Not hating on America, only your beer. Because it sucks. Other than that, you're cool I guess.
#111 to #71 - anon id: f8da2c47
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Don't mind us, just winning every category of the WBA's that's not country or region specific since 19-always.
#82 to #71 - anon id: 42120b53
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real beer is warm and flat and served at half the size.
#148 to #82 - gerfox
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yuck
User avatar #157 to #20 - stoneshit
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Source?
User avatar #160 to #157 - dumdumduu
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Beerfest.
User avatar #161 to #160 - stoneshit
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Thanks
#195 to #20 - tehcookee
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i didnt know so many people had seen beerfest!
ily broken lizard
#152 to #20 - CXJokerXD
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#24 to #20 - championofglaceon
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Love that movie.
Love that movie.
#57 - mereglim
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You've done it! The staff is yours!
User avatar #172 to #57 - jamieswhiteshirt
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That quest was the ******* best.
User avatar #187 to #172 - meelo
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What quest is it?
User avatar #190 to #187 - jamieswhiteshirt
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"A night to remember". It's a quest for a daedric artifact.
User avatar #189 to #187 - mereglim
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A night to remember, prerequisite level 14. Talk to this guy in a bar and he'll challenge you to a contest.
User avatar #182 to #57 - TomHamilton
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thas grape
User avatar #76 - mcstorms
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thats so dangerous. what he did was completely open his sarcophagus. He literally poured it all into his stomach.
User avatar #112 to #76 - jalthelas
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I thought that was an obscure sex joke that I didn't understand until I saw that you'd been corrected.
User avatar #183 to #112 - mcstorms
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tea not my proudest moment
User avatar #146 to #76 - Kairyuka
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It's the sorcerers esophagus!
#203 to #76 - zombiejew
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Your mistake made laugh my ass off, I imagined this guy opening the tomb of king tut or somethin
User avatar #207 to #203 - mcstorms
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glad my stupidity could bring joy to your day.
User avatar #80 to #76 - sinonyx
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you know... just a faster way of drinking
#128 to #76 - seymourtets
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you have no clue how hard i'm laughing at "sarcophagus"
you have no clue how hard i'm laughing at "sarcophagus"
User avatar #77 to #76 - zlawliet
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You made me lol way to hard. I'm sure you're aware of the type, but I have to
esophagus*
User avatar #78 to #77 - mcstorms
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omg I feel stupid now xD
User avatar #79 to #78 - zlawliet
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Ahaha honest mistake, but hell did it make me laugh. I don't even know why it's funny, I just laughed really. really hard.
User avatar #81 to #79 - mcstorms
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Probably because I was posting a logical science fun fact and ****** the key word.
#100 to #76 - muffintime
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I'll give you credit for getting the "Phagus" part right
User avatar #88 to #76 - bikehole
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I think you meant esophagus, a sarcophagus is a coffin
User avatar #90 to #88 - mcstorms
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yes I have been corrected
#154 to #88 - anon id: 8965e654
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Damn you, for a moment I thought we had a really kewl name for our intestinal tract (actually sarcophagus made me rather think of the rib cage being 'opened'...)
#85 to #76 - ariusbrightwing
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If a mummy crawls out of his mouth, it could be both.
User avatar #86 to #85 - mcstorms
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...that's kinky
#87 to #86 - ariusbrightwing
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It'd be kinkier if they were midgets.... Nazi mummy midgets!
User avatar #89 to #87 - mcstorms
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this is so full of win that I cant even right now
User avatar #219 to #89 - quincyadam
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**** YOURSELF
User avatar #218 to #89 - funnyjunknerdd
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**** YOURSELF
User avatar #217 to #89 - kyronics
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I RAPED YOUR DAD
#216 to #89 - Sunset
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User avatar #215 to #89 - nippuhl
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**** YOURSELF
#92 to #89 - ariusbrightwing
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Shh... it will all be over soon....



It's over now.
User avatar #93 to #92 - mcstorms
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i... wat is.... i cant..... huh?
User avatar #178 to #92 - vulper
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...is that a hotdog?
#1 - psychadelicace
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Just call him....'deep throat'
#2 to #1 - nemesisyphus [OP]
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(01/07/2014) [-]
This caught me in just the right way. People in my office started looking at me like I was a retard for the random burst of laughter.
This caught me in just the right way. People in my office started looking at me like I was a retard for the random burst of laughter.
User avatar #26 to #1 - arkadia
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Gross..
User avatar #6 to #1 - roderick
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(01/07/2014) [-]
"Yo yo yo, B boy snake dawg G"
User avatar #8 to #6 - oxYKellark
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(01/07/2014) [-]
"HURT ME DAWG PLZZZZ HURT ME MORE SNAKE"
#107 to #8 - psychadelicace
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(01/08/2014) [-]
Whoa holy ****...
#25 to #8 - arkadia
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I GAVE HIM MORE THAN A RAVEN CAN HUNT FOR IN THE NIGHT
#55 to #25 - imapsychiatrist
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CRYPTIC METAPHOR!
User avatar #110 to #55 - roderick
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Do you seriously think this is ******* fair?
#43 to #6 - anon id: 96936eb0
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YES! GOOD REFERENCE!
#7 - include
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#151 - owmyballsack
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anyone else watch this guy? he looks so happy that someone else did something cool and that he can associate with it lol
User avatar #155 to #151 - minionofdolan
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I am that guy. I dont usually do anything that epic but when a friend does it makes me feel like Im a winar like him cause I was there. Usually my friends always bring up that moment when Im around them so I can reenforce the story as a witness. Idgaf cause still gets me laid sometimes.
User avatar #156 to #155 - owmyballsack
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i hear ya dude, i just thought it was funny watching him in the background.
User avatar #159 to #156 - minionofdolan
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Im not bashing your comment I thumbed you up just wanted to comment cause I know that feel is all.
#209 to #151 - disasterbater
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He is Colin. God of Sex.
He is Colin. God of Sex.
#99 - disasterbater
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put your dick in it
put your dick in it
#171 to #99 - itrinx
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This the proper way of eating banana
This the proper way of eating banana
#208 to #171 - Eichimaru
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Um... sweet sauce?... For purely academic reasons.
#210 to #208 - itrinx
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If only i had it...
#12 - buttkickerboy
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#13 to #12 - iscrewbabies
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Not really. It isn't that difficult to do either.
User avatar #15 to #12 - andrewzb
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its beer -_-
User avatar #23 to #12 - altairibnlaahad
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Beer doesn't burn...
#16 to #12 - sirbonzaiatak
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(01/08/2014) [-]
if youre a pussy who doesnt lift
User avatar #129 - octopusafrican
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Das Boot!
#131 to #129 - respectyourmom
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#165 to #131 - deddead
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Das Beer Boot Music Video
User avatar #36 - kanatana
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In case anyone was wondering, I met a guy who could do this-- well, not quite THAT much alcohol at once, but you get the idea. He told me that the trick was to fold your left fingers over your thumb and squeeze, to relax your gag reflex. It's a trick porn stars use sometimes. If you do it right, you can chug just about anything with practice.
User avatar #83 to #36 - acorein
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not trying to rain on you parade, but this is actually a placebo effect, you can do it without squeezing your thumb if you focus on the action.
User avatar #84 to #83 - kanatana
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Shh.
User avatar #37 to #36 - kanatana
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HEAVY EMPHASIS ON "PRACTICE", PEOPLE.
User avatar #44 to #37 - smittywrbmnjnsn
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Are you sure your friend didn't tell you that, so that you would stick your finger down your throat and puke all over the place?

Is that the joke? Did I just ruin it?

Or does this actually work and is in no way a trick?
User avatar #45 to #44 - kanatana
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Dead serious. Listen, try a dry run (pun intended) over a sink or toilet or something if you want. Do it without the squeezing, then with, you'll see what I mean.
User avatar #51 to #45 - ethkot
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dude... not cool, I just did it and dry heaved for about 5 minuites
User avatar #52 to #51 - kanatana
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Really? Huh. Maybe it was the right thumb...
User avatar #53 to #52 - ethkot
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no, I'm not falling for it again
User avatar #54 to #53 - kanatana
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www.wikihow.com/Suppress-the-Gag-Reflex

Wikihow supports me on this.
User avatar #56 to #54 - ethkot
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I must have done it wrong
User avatar #58 to #56 - kanatana
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Are you a leftie by chance?
User avatar #48 to #45 - smittywrbmnjnsn
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I'm going to pretend to call your bluff, but probably try it later.
User avatar #49 to #48 - kanatana
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Record it. Go on Youtube. Million views, easy.
User avatar #50 to #49 - smittywrbmnjnsn
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It's a trick, you salty sea dog.