I'm a zombie without it. I drink about 5-10 cups a day.. Jitterbugs, huh? You put the coffee into my heart, It goes a bang bang bang when the caffine shock starts.
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I'm a zombie without it

I drink about 5-10 cups a day

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Submitted: 02/21/2014
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User avatar #6 - Loppytaffy (02/22/2014) [-]
Jitterbugs, huh?
You put the coffee into my heart,
It goes a bang bang bang when the caffine shock starts.
#7 to #6 - crowd ONLINE (02/22/2014) [-]
MFW i live in sweden and will never taste starbucks, jitterbugs or anything else.   
   
I'm gonna take my car when i get my license and just travel around the world drinking coffee
MFW i live in sweden and will never taste starbucks, jitterbugs or anything else.

I'm gonna take my car when i get my license and just travel around the world drinking coffee
User avatar #8 to #7 - Loppytaffy (02/22/2014) [-]
Let's see...well Europe has a lot of nice cultures, and Canada is probably the best final destination for a weather hardened Abba Ikea Mafia viking such as yourself.

As a Swede I'm guessing you'll want to avoid Denmark- if it ain't Eurovision, it ain't worth it, am I right? So go through Finland, loop through the continent back to Netherlands. Now go down through Switzerland (not forgetting to visit Liechtenstein) to Italy. Catch a ferry to Spain, go up through France and catch another ferry to England, end with a Starbucks and box of Jaffa cakes before taking a ferry from Scotland to Norway, then back home.
User avatar #9 to #8 - crowd ONLINE (02/22/2014) [-]
Sounds like a plan to me.
But i always wanted to go and race cars in california.
Got any ideas there Loopytaffy?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Loppytaffy (02/22/2014) [-]
WAIT! You can catch a flight from England to American with an overnight stop at Iceland! No extra air fare.
User avatar #11 to #10 - crowd ONLINE (02/22/2014) [-]
I kinda want to go to england too.
But they don't know which side of the road they should drive on
User avatar #12 to #11 - Loppytaffy (02/22/2014) [-]
Says you Sweden doesn't even have roads just potholes with tarmac around them.
#13 to #12 - crowd ONLINE (02/22/2014) [-]
That's actually true.
as i said, i don't have my license yet, but i drive with my parents.
And i'm always swerving back and forward just so i don't hit the holes
User avatar #3 - threeeighteen (02/22/2014) [-]
Coffee gives me the ***** , but I love the smell.
User avatar #14 to #3 - threeeighteen (02/22/2014) [-]
...of coffee.
User avatar #5 to #3 - punnyjunky (02/22/2014) [-]
There's nothing quite as rejuvenating as the smell of the ***** in the morning, eh?
User avatar #4 to #3 - GAC (02/22/2014) [-]
I'm not sure how to take this...
User avatar #1 - streaker (02/22/2014) [-]
I yawned after reading that.
#2 to #1 - anonymous (02/22/2014) [-]
Then get some coffee fagget
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