I'm a sucker for history jokes. . WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT , MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD easy there henry was henry what met uck? taint la
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I'm a sucker for history jokes

WHY DO
PEOPLE CALL
IT **** ,
MARRY, KILL
WHEN THEY
COULD CALL
IT BED, WED,
BEHEAD
easy there henry
was henry what met uck?
taint laughter from Britian'
history teachers crying''
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#1 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (04/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #4 - onederman (04/18/2014) [+] (15 replies)
jokexplain
User avatar #5 to #4 - jokexplain ONLINE (04/18/2014) [-]
king Henry VIII married a lot of women and also killed a whole bunch of them [by beheading]
#14 - admiralshepard (04/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
The man who refused to let anyone get in his way of fresh pussy . . . not even god.
#33 - umcsullivan (04/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #25 - joeyliquid (04/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
The man who would create a new branch of religion for the sake of women and sex.
#20 - imagnetsux (04/18/2014) [+] (3 replies)
**imagnetsux rolled image** bed
#22 to #21 - imagnetsux (04/18/2014) [-]
**imagnetsux rolled image** behead
User avatar #13 - iceholder (04/18/2014) [-]
Histeria! 19 The Terrible Tudors Divorced, Beheaded, Died, Divorced, Beheaded, Survived

go to @ 5:00
inb4 the first two wives are swapped
#38 - owmyballsack (04/19/2014) [+] (12 replies)
**owmyballsack rolls 27** dubs
#43 to #42 - mustangsvoo (04/19/2014) [-]
**mustangsvoo rolled image** looks like a rock lobster to me
User avatar #55 - thirdjess ONLINE (04/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
'what thef uck' he's not doing it right, and it's mildly annoying.
User avatar #61 to #55 - redstonealchemist (04/19/2014) [-]
i don' tsee a problemh ere
#67 - husidusidu (04/19/2014) [-]
Hell yeah, UCK!
User avatar #59 - rodm (04/19/2014) [-]
Henry, Henry, Henry, had so mannnny, wives who had to diiiie.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EGzHsye71c
#54 - twotwelve (04/19/2014) [-]
**twotwelve rolled user kisman ** him im a fagg
#53 - bakagaijin ONLINE (04/19/2014) [-]
hes also the reason why its a faux pas to button the last (bottom) button on a suit jacket
User avatar #40 - slowshade (04/19/2014) [-]
If they're bad in bed you must behead.
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#36 - kevyart (04/19/2014) [-]
The story gets even better when you realize that the daughter from his first wife becomes the legendary bloody mary that scared the **** out of me when i was a child.
User avatar #31 - TheRealNinjaa (04/19/2014) [-]
Ahh, I'm proud that my local house in England would technically be The Tudors, he really does resemble the Lancashire people so well.
#23 - anonexplains (04/19/2014) [+] (3 replies)
**** , marry, kill: Oprah WInfrey, Mila Kunis, your mom.

Marriage includes financial benefits and sex at least once every six months. Go.
User avatar #3 - anusholeboner ONLINE (04/18/2014) [+] (4 replies)
**** I summoned jokexplain and then got the joke.
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