I'm a sucker for history jokes. . WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD easy there henry was henry what met uck? tain
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I'm a sucker for history jokes

WHY DO
PEOPLE CALL
IT FUCK,
MARRY, KILL
WHEN THEY
COULD CALL
IT BED, WED,
BEHEAD
easy there henry
was henry what met uck?
taint laughter from Britian'
history teachers crying''
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Submitted: 04/18/2014
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User avatar #4 - onederman ONLINE (04/18/2014) [+] (15 replies)
jokexplain
User avatar #5 to #4 - jokexplain ONLINE (04/18/2014) [-]
king Henry VIII married a lot of women and also killed a whole bunch of them [by beheading]
#14 - admiralshepard (04/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
The man who refused to let anyone get in his way of fresh pussy . . . not even god.
#33 - umcsullivan (04/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #25 - joeyliquid (04/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
The man who would create a new branch of religion for the sake of women and sex.
#20 - imagnetsux (04/18/2014) [+] (3 replies)
**imagnetsux rolled image** bed
#22 to #21 - imagnetsux (04/18/2014) [-]
**imagnetsux rolled image** behead
User avatar #13 - iceholder (04/18/2014) [-]
Histeria! 19 The Terrible Tudors Divorced, Beheaded, Died, Divorced, Beheaded, Survived

go to @ 5:00
inb4 the first two wives are swapped
#30 - anonymous (04/19/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** who henry really is
**anonymous rolled image** who henry really is
#38 - owmyballsack (04/19/2014) [+] (12 replies)
**owmyballsack rolls 27** dubs
#43 to #42 - mustangsvoo (04/19/2014) [-]
**mustangsvoo rolled image** looks like a rock lobster to me
User avatar #55 - thirdjess (04/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
'what thef uck' he's not doing it right, and it's mildly annoying.
User avatar #61 to #55 - redstonealchemist (04/19/2014) [-]
i don' tsee a problemh ere
#67 - husidusidu (04/19/2014) [-]
Hell yeah, UCK!
User avatar #59 - rodm (04/19/2014) [-]
Henry, Henry, Henry, had so mannnny, wives who had to diiiie.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EGzHsye71c
#53 - bakagaijin (04/19/2014) [-]
hes also the reason why its a faux pas to button the last (bottom) button on a suit jacket
#40 - slowshade (04/19/2014) [-]
If they're bad in bed you must behead.
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#36 - kevyart (04/19/2014) [-]
The story gets even better when you realize that the daughter from his first wife becomes the legendary bloody mary that scared the shit out of me when i was a child.
User avatar #31 - TheRealNinjaa (04/19/2014) [-]
Ahh, I'm proud that my local house in England would technically be The Tudors, he really does resemble the Lancashire people so well.
#23 - anonymous (04/19/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Fuck, marry, kill: Oprah WInfrey, Mila Kunis, your mom.

Marriage includes financial benefits and sex at least once every six months. Go.
User avatar #16 - trollchildxy (04/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Fuck yes, The Tudors bitches. Make Victorians look like straight pussies.
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