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Merry Christmas FJ! I know I said Merry Christmas already, but hankhillofthe inspired me to make something a bit more personal than just sharing a Marina song.
So here's a preview of content that will hopefully be coming in 2016 and also just a lot of me babbling. I love you guys.

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Submitted: 12/22/2015
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User avatar #1 - froot [OP](12/22/2015) [+] (9 replies)
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Like Chuck, I could wax lyrical about the people on this site who have made my time here great.
I've been here for 5 years so there's a lot of people I've talked to, even if I've only had the froot account since March, I think. If you've seen me in the comments, you probably know I like to have conversations.

But there are some people I want to thank especially. For either not putting up with my ******** , or helping me through my ******** , these people are some of the people I'm closest to on this site. And yes, hankhillofthe is included.


psychologyxplain - Tanis, you are a great friend to me. I don't know what I did to deserve you being there in my life, but by God am I glad I did it.
sketchyz - ey Sketch. You cool. You got this. You also got the mango tree but that's another thing.
jvjpgirl - Nitanita ily
jackmanagan - u a silly cat
epicextreme - you're a load of fun to talk to. I'm still not painting **** for you though.
hankhillofthe - yes I'm mentioning you again, deal with it. You're a really chill guy and I really hope life can be awesome for you. No one deserves the **** you've been through, and the fact you've gone through it makes you all the stronger. You're amazing, dude. Keep at it
ocdrawer- byron what the **** are your muscles??? nah, I'm kidding. Your willpower to get through your **** and build yourself up like that is really admirable, man. ****** cool.
warioteam - ey tony you cool
************ - skype s4 come when?????? nah, you're a pretty cool dude even if you basically never talk lmao
scivir - you noodlecake. Thank you for believing in me all the time, I really appreciate it, man



And you can go on anon and call me fat all you like, btw. I know I'm fat. I'm trying to find the motivation and the willpower to start a diet/exercise regime and stick to it, but I'm not very good at that. I'm weak willed.
#27 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
Tits or GTFO
User avatar #32 to #27 - froot [OP](12/23/2015) [-]
I'm gonna take the third option of: **** you.
User avatar #36 to #32 - Shadow Guardian (12/23/2015) [-]
Can you **** me too?
#37 to #36 - froot [OP](12/23/2015) [-]
#10 - doblade ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
******* froot. Doin' **** cause all the cool kids are doin' it, but you forget to mention all your friends in the Skype chat.
You make me sad. So now everyone gets to see your topless picture.
You did this to yourself.
#11 to #10 - froot [OP](12/22/2015) [-]
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****** sake Iain
I couldn't mention literally everyone

and you post that like no one's seen it before
#12 to #11 - doblade ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
You could have, but you are a smelly dodo head.

Aaaaaand you make a fair point.
#13 to #12 - froot [OP](12/22/2015) [-]
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Iain pls you know my memory
#14 to #13 - doblade ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
That is true. I do. And it's **** , but it's fun to mock.

Like certain and cars. Or Bimon and workouts. And my overuse of swears.
#15 to #14 - froot [OP](12/22/2015) [-]
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Yeah but you're full Scottish. I might as well just throw a haggis at ya
#18 to #15 - doblade ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
Why waste good food though? You know I'd just eat it.
Why waste good food though? You know I'd just eat it.
#19 to #18 - froot [OP](12/22/2015) [-]
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Exactly. I don't like eating haggis so I'll throw it at you to eat. Everybody wins
#21 to #19 - doblade ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
Baby. Eat yer higgis. Is just a sheep stomach.
#22 to #21 - froot [OP](12/22/2015) [-]
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I dun like eeet.
#40 - xboxonerules (12/23/2015) [-]
The **** is this, tumblr?
#41 to #40 - froot [OP](12/23/2015) [-]
Considering FJ and my tumblr feed seem to share a lot of content (i.e. Undertale, practically everyone is wanking themselves over that)... Quite possibly.
#42 to #41 - xboxonerules (12/23/2015) [-]
Go menstruate there then.
User avatar #43 to #42 - froot [OP](12/23/2015) [-]
You seem to be doing it enough for the both of us.
#44 to #43 - xboxonerules (12/23/2015) [-]
Sweet meme bro, where'd you get it? tumblr?
User avatar #38 - ChromedDragon (12/23/2015) [-]
oh my god you even have marina hair

#39 to #38 - froot [OP](12/23/2015) [-]
Yeeeeeee
#35 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
Them tits tho!
#26 - mrfisto (12/23/2015) [-]
**mrfisto used "*roll picture*"**
**mrfisto rolled image** I don't know anyone
User avatar #30 to #26 - froot [OP](12/23/2015) [-]
You can know me if you want. I'm fairly friendly.
User avatar #25 - warioteam (12/23/2015) [-]
id thumb u but am thumb banned rip
memey dankmas
User avatar #29 to #25 - froot [OP](12/23/2015) [-]
the **** did you do, Tony?
memey dankmas m8
User avatar #31 to #29 - warioteam (12/23/2015) [-]
i thumbed too much
User avatar #33 to #31 - froot [OP](12/23/2015) [-]
You silly noodle. You're so nice
#24 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
hi froot
" i don't have talent or time to make the content some people on here do"-yeah there are some truly talented people but their like top 10 per cent, most of us in same boat

"I never plugged in my ******* headset" - ha ha ha.... yeah you should have probably reshot that.... still never mind

*ahem* in light of SJW posts, notices distinct lack of "fat shamming" in comments
User avatar #28 to #24 - froot [OP](12/23/2015) [-]
hi anon

Yeah, I know it's a top tier kind of thing, but I still think that anyone who makes OC is probably more talented than me. I'm not very creative.

Yeah, I probably should have. I'd already shot it twice and my throat was complaining for the rest of the day. I'm not sure if I'd have managed another shot. My own stupid fault for doing this while I was ill, I guess.

Yeah, I noticed that too. I'm pretty surprised, but I'm wondering if that's because I acknowledged it too. Most people do that on anon in order to bring other people down without consequences. If someone's accepting the same insult they want to throw, does it really have the same power?
#20 - schnizel (12/22/2015) [-]
I'm going to take a **** , but thank you for the motivation.
#8 - epicextreme (12/22/2015) [-]
you did it, nice.
also clean your room so you can make way for your 17 VCR's
#9 to #8 - froot [OP](12/22/2015) [-]
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that's actually all my dad's **** . I just was stealing his chair while he was working.
#6 - wax (12/22/2015) [-]
too many books
#7 to #6 - froot [OP](12/22/2015) [-]
inadvertent mentioning oops

Nah, they're my parents' books.
User avatar #4 - froot [OP](12/22/2015) [-]
I forgot my classic art comps. They're OC.
User avatar #2 - psykobear (12/22/2015) [-]
Dammit, you halfling! Stop lying, FJ isn't wonderful people!
User avatar #23 - theshadowed (12/22/2015) [-]
Always here for you buddy
#45 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
Hey, not trying to bring you down, just legitimately curious why you acknowledge that you are overweight yet do nothing about it?
Losing weight is literally one of the easiest things a human being can do.
It literally takes more work to maintain an unhealthy weight than it takes to maintain a healthy weight.
User avatar #47 to #45 - froot [OP](12/23/2015) [-]
My whole family is overweight and my dad is reluctant to let me prepare a separate meal for myself in comparison to what my parents eat. An excuse, I know. My parents prefer a very Albert Roux diet - there's never too much cream and butter - and are quite content to be larger. We're all reasonably healthy despite our weights, but I really should slim down especially from medical history arising from their pasts.

A lot of it is motivation based. I've always been bigger in build and short in stature, and I'm pretty lazy about my life. Mental illness hasn't helped either. I've tried gyms but found it difficult to keep it up when I can't even run on a treadmill. I'm self conscious about jiggling when I run. I'm part of a generation that expects instant gratification; I want immediate results and when I don't see any change I get put off that method.
User avatar #48 to #47 - froot [OP](12/23/2015) [-]
I also don't think it takes more work to maintain an unhealthy weight in comparison to a healthy one. I'd like some sources on that, if you could be so kind
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