I'm Fine, Thanks For Asking
Me mates call be Bazza and I’ve got a blue with every single one of ya. You’re all a bunch of drongo fat cunts who bludge all day looking at ********* pictures. You are everything that is crook in the billabong. Have any of ya ever got a root? **** mate, she’ll be right taking the piss outta other blokes cos you’re a sad cunt, but ya all take it to another level. This is sadder than having a bat to boongs mate.
Don’t be a ratbag. Just have a crack at me with ya best mate. Fair dinkum, I’m a top bloke. I was captain of the touch footy team and tops batsman at the cricket club. What games do ya’s play other than “tossing off to pictures of Footscray birds”. I got all competent in my Cert IV at TAFE and have a sweet as VL Commodore (she just got serviced, the engine sounds so grouse). You’re all ****** fairies who should just off yaselves. Cheers for taking a squizz.