I'm Batman. I'M THE GOD DAMN DARK NIGHT!. JUST SPIN’ S-' 3' RENEE. JUST LET HIM HAVE THIS C. -WE CLERK. PM Harman‘ q II NOW" YOU SEE ME. NOW ‘IOU SEE ME" aw "'
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#24 to #4 - articulate (10/14/2013) [-]
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#3 - pappathethird (10/14/2013) [-]
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#36 to #3 - normana (10/14/2013) [-]
Listening to this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBiGC1J2TZE

and it goes so in time
#1 - ozzkey (10/13/2013) [-]
#14 to #1 - soydo (10/14/2013) [-]
If you mix both names - batman and superman - you would get something totally crazy like bat-man or even super-man! think of the possibilities! Man-man... oh wow xD
User avatar #15 to #14 - kevinator (10/14/2013) [-]
SuperBat would be better.
#26 to #14 - articulate (10/14/2013) [-]
The letters we have to work with are: aaa b e mm nn p r s t u
The longest words using these are: armaments, aspartame, paramenta, paraments, penumbras, rambutans, and sarmentum.
Not bad.
User avatar #18 to #14 - angelious ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
supergadgetman!
#9 to #8 - rabidaardvark (10/14/2013) [-]
is he supposed to be making the Tardis noise? cause thats what i heard in my head
User avatar #13 to #9 - nucularwar (10/14/2013) [-]
Yup. In the Dr. Who comics the Tardis noise was written as "Vworp" for whatever reason
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#31 - shishkabab (10/14/2013) [-]
I'm Batman!
I'm Batman!
User avatar #21 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (10/14/2013) [-]
anyone able to figure out the possibility of batman leaving a scene in that speed is actually physically possible wagering in all the types of technology he would have access to
#22 to #21 - John Cena (10/14/2013) [-]
such as?
#25 to #22 - jonnythan (10/14/2013) [-]
having a jet follow him everywhere he goes with invisible wire that will quickly pull him up whenever he desires.
#28 to #22 - amuzen (10/14/2013) [-]
Having a silent grappling hook that quickly shoots into a nearby roof top and pulls him up super fast.
User avatar #29 to #21 - cryingchicken (10/14/2013) [-]
dat profile pic
#30 to #21 - tmsem (10/14/2013) [-]
>chance the rapper profile pic
User avatar #58 to #30 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (10/15/2013) [-]
why thank you, sir
User avatar #35 to #21 - lilbigjoker (10/14/2013) [-]
CHANCE
#53 to #21 - elmothegodfather (10/14/2013) [-]
Na na na na na na na. IGH!
#23 to #21 - articulate (10/14/2013) [-]
You're forgetting about one of his unique abilities: He's the ************* Batman.
User avatar #11 - schnitzelwagen (10/14/2013) [-]
Clark? Who the hell is Superman thinking to?
User avatar #12 to #11 - nucularwar (10/14/2013) [-]
I've never done it myself, but apparently a lot of people address themselves by name when they think.
It's in comics a lot.
User avatar #16 to #12 - charredenay (10/14/2013) [-]
And Superman rarely ever refers to himself as Kal-el.
#19 to #11 - Yojimbo (10/14/2013) [-]
And how could Superman have possibly mistaken Batman for another famous Gothamite: billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne?

MFW the two other people who replied to you didn't get the joke.
#39 - mrimpossibro (10/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #17 - gglai (10/14/2013) [-]
Superman looking all emo and **** with the black lipstick.
#40 - mrimpossibro (10/14/2013) [-]
I guess you can call them Super friends with benefits.
I guess you can call them Super friends with benefits.
#49 to #44 - meteorprince (10/14/2013) [-]
what the flying ****
#41 - xerodeath (10/14/2013) [-]
Superman cant see through metal, and dumpsters are usually metal
User avatar #42 to #41 - directasshault (10/14/2013) [-]
He can only not see through lead
#43 to #42 - xerodeath (10/14/2013) [-]
well then i am mistaken
#48 to #43 - dragmar (10/14/2013) [-]
If you want to be picky, Superman also cannot see through technetium, protactinium, thallium, palladium, ruthenium, rhodium, hafnium, curium, mercury, plutonium, berkelium, californium, thorium, tantalum, neptunium, gold, tungsten, americium, uranium, rhenium, platinum, iridium and osmium.

All these are elements with a higher density than lead.
#57 to #48 - iridium (10/14/2013) [-]
Suck it Superman!
#54 to #48 - smbiosis (10/14/2013) [-]
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't he still not be able to see him? My reasoning: if denser things produce more noticeable forms on an x-ray then wouldn't you not be able to see things that are less dense behind things that are more dense. Isn't that why metal objects show up so well in body x-rays, because they block/outshine the image of the bone?

I'm no radiologist, but this seems like a likely explanation for why he might still be hidden despite the metal.
User avatar #56 to #54 - directasshault (10/14/2013) [-]
Are you trying to make sense from an alien who harnesses his power from a yellow sun?
User avatar #51 - forgottenmyshorts (10/14/2013) [-]
'If you ever need anything, just say so Bruce'

'Pop your dick in my ass'

'No can do Batman, you'd never get my man of steel hard'
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