I love top gear. . Harmione: advise are net interested in" making '. n: uaa._. I'm a heterosexual male, 22. And there is a gentleman at work that jokes that we are going to get married. I laugh and am okay with his flirting because it does
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#69 - dapokekid (11/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)
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I know its not Top gear it was a DAVE joke
all they show is top gear, Qi and mock the week
#29 - tanisrapedmygoat (11/18/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I'm a heterosexual male, 22. And there is a gentleman at work that jokes that we are going to get married. I laugh and am okay with his flirting because it doesn't bother me to be admired or complimented. But sometimes he comes behind me and grabs my ass and says a few things over the line. I tell him there is a line and that I would respect if he didn't cross it. But he has even told some of my coworkers and friends that he likes a challenge and hopes I'll "give it a try". I'm sorry, but I've witnessed lesbians try to make moves on straight girls, guys trying to go at other guys, and with my personal experience, I can say some gays do try to make other homosexuals/bisexuals. So don't bullshit me.

TLDR I'm not a homophobe, but a gay friend wants to buttfuck me.
#1 - anonymous (11/17/2013) [+] (14 replies)
what about the ones that tell you "you should just give it a try"?
User avatar #57 - worldatarms (11/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Is every British show to Americans, Top Gear?
User avatar #19 - captainfuckitall (11/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Eh, I honestly don't mind homosexuals or gay marriage or anything like that; I even have a gay brother whom I love and support whole-heartedly. What I don't like is sexuality (for anyone, really) being shoved into my face and then the moment I say I don't like it, I'm branded as a bigot.

I'm actually ashamed to admit it, but I've actually grown to dislike homosexuals more and more as a group just because nearly every single one I meet seems to have this subconscious urge to talk about it whenever possible and usually when it has nothing to do with the conversation, and those stupid fucking "if god hates gays, why did he make us so cute?" pictures just piss me right off.
User avatar #52 - Loppytaffy (11/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That's Stephen Fry.
He is not a Top Gear presenter.
#30 - TwiztidNinja (11/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
What does this have to do with top gear?
What does this have to do with top gear?
#26 - subtard (11/18/2013) [-]
I will forever be madly in love with stephen fry.
I will forever be madly in love with stephen fry.
User avatar #20 - Bakerlalalalala (11/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I dont know about this. Have you ever been hit on by a gay person, it kinda creeps me out a little when they dont take no for an answer
User avatar #21 to #20 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
Now you know exactly how a woman feels when hit on by a douchebag
#10 - sketchysketchist (11/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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Bullshit, as a hetero man who notices sexy woman and meets a hot lesbian or two, I always wish they were straight or at least bi-sexual.

I'm sure gay people have similar thoughts. Of course, I'm sure they don't act on it.
User avatar #2 - lurifax ONLINE (11/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
This isn't Top Gear
User avatar #18 to #2 - zzitro (11/18/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure his name is Top Gear
#68 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
that's not topgear you retarded sperm twat
User avatar #66 - tonyxx (11/18/2013) [-]
That's Stephen Fry, not Jeremy Clarkson, but hey its still Stephan Fry.
User avatar #62 - jordoguy (11/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I find it strange that gays have huge parades yet when someone came up with the idea of having a straight parade they all flipped their shit and said it was wrong, can straight people not be proud of their sexuality?
User avatar #35 - kwanzalord (11/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This is not true at all...
gay guys constantly want to turn straight guys gay...

I see my friend do this all the time.
User avatar #55 to #35 - minorian ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
If all women were lesbians, then I'd try to turn them too.
#32 - moshimoshi (11/18/2013) [-]
A punk rocker with a big beard gave me a big sloppy kiss when I was younger. Now I have a beard too. That bastard made me beardosexual. Shitty pic related, the guy to the left did this to me.
User avatar #27 - tmbg (11/18/2013) [-]
To be fair, there are probably homosexuals who try to make other people homosexual.
User avatar #109 - ieatbengay (11/18/2013) [-]
homophobes try to make others homophobic
anti-homophobes try to make others anti-homophobic

#78 - jimboismynameo (11/18/2013) [-]
this look like a nice place to tell random bums on the internet the really weird dream i had last night

im lounging on a beach towel chilled as fuck when Ian Mckellen appears and starts liking between my toes and shit .....now im like stop it Gandalf thats gay and he just gives me a look as if to say "seriously?" and continues...

then all of a sudden my house is entirely made of minecraft blocks and its on fire, im freaking out and Ian Mckellen puts on his Magneto helmet and flies off leaving me to await my doom.....i then wake up

anybody else got any weird dreams they want share?
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