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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - pleeyer
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I made this for my 2 sons. The doorway to their room in the attic.
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#95 to #3 - pleeyer
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Thanks! you are all awesome too!! this many thumbs and positive comments really made my day! I salute you!
User avatar #9 to #3 - thismustbeseen
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I'll try to be as good a father as you.
User avatar #12 to #3 - rawfulz
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GTA V right next to the Disney Handbook
User avatar #39 to #3 - oldnigger
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you are a good man
#45 to #3 - myshipsailedwoutme
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This could actually be really useful if a murderer ever broke into your house.
Is it bad that this is the first thing I thought of when I saw this?
#25 to #3 - iRetaliate
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User avatar #53 to #25 - qxangelxp
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Every time I hit the Next button, it's the moment I realize what the joke is.

Came back to thumb you up, you magnificent person.
User avatar #85 to #3 - lordmoldywart
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That is pretty ******* awesome, but I can't help but be reminded of Anne Frank's family's attic entrance, which looked exactly like that
#91 to #3 - ilovehitler
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Is one of them called Anne, by any chance?
User avatar #44 to #3 - drunkasaurus
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why do you keep your children hidden in the attic? that ****** ****** up.
User avatar #86 to #3 - subadanus
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I think you just saved them from being murdered when someone breaks in.

And its pretty ******* cool

9.5/10
User avatar #71 to #3 - Dember
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When I was a kid, I only ever asked my dad for one thing. I wanted a treehouse. What kid doesn't? Hell I'd still love to have one.

It's what I asked for every birthday, every christmas.

What did he do?

He cut down our only ******* tree. Along with a fairly large fraction of my childhood hopes and dreams.

Some people are just psychologically programmed to be better parents than others.
#66 to #3 - derogatory
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will ..... will you ...... will you be my dad?
User avatar #11 to #3 - acidreign
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Actually, can you be my dad instead? I want a treehouse.
#5 to #3 - pleeyer
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#51 to #3 - regardsuncledolan
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#4 to #3 - pleeyer
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#6 to #4 - pleeyer
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User avatar #7 to #6 - pleeyer
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They are 3 and 7 years old... so needless to say, they think I'm awesome!
User avatar #8 to #7 - celend
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ParentoftheYearaward.png

Seriously though, that's awesome
User avatar #32 to #7 - cupcakecrusader
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That would be because you are?
#57 to #7 - rockamekishiko
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there are no words to describe how awesome you are
there are no words to describe how awesome you are
#46 to #7 - shrolen
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I don't think age needs to be considered when talking about who would think this is awesome. It also looks extremely well made, so I must congratulate you for your fantastic craftsmanship, as well as your parenting skills to dedicate this much effort for your children. Keep on being awesome, it is nice to see people like you on such a site like this.
User avatar #75 to #7 - lasmamoe
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Just dont ever sell the house to a suspicious old guy.
#20 to #7 - bann
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I hope my kids think I'm awesome, thanks for the idea!
User avatar #14 to #7 - Alchemyst
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You are awesome, regardless of what they think.
User avatar #15 to #14 - Alchemyst
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Keep being awesome. The world needs more people like you.
#81 to #7 - hellsjester
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also....  I AM NOT WORTHY PARENT OH MIGHTY PARENTAL GOD!!!
also.... I AM NOT WORTHY PARENT OH MIGHTY PARENTAL GOD!!!
#79 to #7 - hellsjester
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you wouldn't happen to do any contractor work do you?    
pic related
you wouldn't happen to do any contractor work do you?
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User avatar #77 to #7 - theronj
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Dude I'm 17 and i think you're awesome!
#10 to #7 - articulate
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**articulate rolls 45** dubs and you're my dad now.
#29 to #10 - linktheherooftime
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**linktheherooftime rolls 68** I want a dad.
#30 to #29 - articulate
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User avatar #101 to #7 - theincrediblemrk
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I'd have loved to have you as a dad.
#23 to #7 - anon id: aec355b6
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you are awesome indeed.
#21 to #6 - seymourtets
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Are their names Anne and Margot, by any chance?
Are their names Anne and Margot, by any chance?
User avatar #35 to #21 - flixoe
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I knew this was going to be a reply.
User avatar #27 to #6 - xdeathspawnx
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>gta 5 collectors edition
>bookshelf with secret passage.

you are officially the best father of all time.
User avatar #67 to #6 - niggernazi
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josef fritzl did something similar

father of the year
#40 to #6 - darthsanti
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#55 to #6 - MasterMario
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take it you glorious bastard
#42 to #6 - anon id: 260d7aef
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I feel like you were hiding Anne Frank in there.
User avatar #16 to #6 - godtherapist
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Weet u zeker dat u degene bent die dat gebouwd?
User avatar #96 to #16 - pleeyer
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hoewel je niet zeker kan weten of ik dat wel of niet zelf heb gemaakt... Ja, ik heb dit van scratch opgebouwd, and proud of it!
User avatar #97 to #96 - godtherapist
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Ok.
#13 - thechosentroll
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I feel like I'm the only person who wouldn't change their lifestyle if they were rich. I'd still live in this oldass apartment in this old creaky-ass chair and still browse this site. I'd just never have to work. Heck, maybe even get food delivered, so I never have to deal with another human being again.
I feel like I'm the only person who wouldn't change their lifestyle if they were rich. I'd still live in this oldass apartment in this old creaky-ass chair and still browse this site. I'd just never have to work. Heck, maybe even get food delivered, so I never have to deal with another human being again.
#33 to #13 - acertainsomeone
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#43 to #13 - thewordoftruth
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except for the delivery guy...
#47 to #13 - rdobet
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I'd move into my own apartment since I hate roommates, but other than that, pretty much the same.
User avatar #52 to #13 - smithforprez
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buy stock and let your money do the work, teslas gonna explode
User avatar #54 to #13 - divinecreator
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everyone who says that gets hailed as a phucking saint the thing is you can say what you
want but until it happens i aint beliving ****
User avatar #56 to #13 - racistwaffle
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do you happen to have the gif with no text?
User avatar #58 to #13 - rockamekishiko
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i think i would do something like that too except have my house full with cool ****. best tvs, best PC, all consoles, nice furniture and a nice car but still in the same house doing the same ****
User avatar #60 to #13 - tylosaurus
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I wish..
User avatar #82 to #13 - ilikebuttsex
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the dream life
User avatar #83 to #13 - Gandalfthewhite
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i'm not too bothered about cars and houses, i'd buy the bike i want, a nice enough flat in central London. when it comes to spending the money it would be on doing things like holidays or expensive activities i.e scuba diving in the Bahamas on any random weekend
#84 to #13 - anon id: f809238b
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I'm glad you're living life the way you like it, but seriously, don't be pathetic.
User avatar #62 to #13 - luthervonappledorf
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Three words: Ball pit room. Literally one room on the ground floor with no doors or windows just filled with ball pit balls. Obviously the walls would be plastic with lights behind so you could see but yeah.

That and I'd have stairways that lead nowhere, very slowly revolving rooms and doors within doors within doors.

I'd probably hire a pair of twins to be butlers too. One would be the nicest guy ever and the other would be a complete cunt.

And when I died I'd say I buried my massive fortune somewhere in the world and tell people that whoever found it would get to keep it. I'd probably drop hints all my life that it's in the Amazon but just hide it under my mattress.
#80 to #62 - mitchr
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You deserve to be a millionaire, good sir.
You deserve to be a millionaire, good sir.
User avatar #89 to #62 - nimblewalrus
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How would you get in and out of the ball pit?
User avatar #92 to #89 - luthervonappledorf
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A rope hanging from a hole in the room above. It's how you get in as well.
#93 to #92 - nimblewalrus
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User avatar #94 to #93 - luthervonappledorf
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That's in my bedroom...
User avatar #24 to #13 - nucularwar
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You say that now, when you're (I assume) not rich
User avatar #1 - godtherapist
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My dream house includes:

A lego room, where the entire middle of the room is one of those green lego tables byt only huge, like 10x the regular size, and the walls are nothing but drawers filled with lego bits, organized by colour and size. It also has pulldown backdrops for taking pictures of my creations which will be mostly dicks and square boobs.

A trampoline room, where the floor is nothing but a trampoline and the room is perfectly round and it is filled with abunch of pillows and all the walls are padded so you can just ram yourself into the walls and never get hurt.

An indoor, in ground, salt water pool. No chlorine in MY eyes.

A secret passageway to and from every room but only in a specific way, like in clue where the kitchen only goes to the library, etc.

Tripple garage. We already own two cars, if we were rich we would have more.

A full wood shop. I love building **** out of wood.

A room dedicated solely to GAMING. We're talking Consoles, Computers, Board games, Card games. Real hardcore gaming. I would make it the shape of a hexagon too so that way no matter what you want to do there would be a wall for you to be at and it would have giant neon lights that say what section it is.
User avatar #69 to #1 - niggernazi
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sounds autistic if you ask me
#48 to #1 - shrolen
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We may or may not have been separated at birth and be sharing the same thoughts telepathically.
User avatar #49 to #48 - godtherapist
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I really hope we are not twins because I'm fat and ugly and I don't wish that on anyone.
#50 to #49 - shrolen
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Well, we might not be identical twins, as I am skinny as ****.
User avatar #34 to #1 - maxismahname
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If I ever become a billionaire I'm giving you money to build two of those houses, because I want one
User avatar #41 to #34 - greenstrongworld
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Keep in mind that you would need to build the woodshop first. Because the rapist really likes building **** out of wood.
User avatar #31 - undeadwill
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That's commie talk
User avatar #36 to #31 - pebar
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Only if they use government to take the money by force
inb4 real communism has no government

Remember in elementary school the teacher made you share your own stuff? THAT was commie talk.
User avatar #37 to #36 - undeadwill
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I slapped that bitch in the face those ******* broke my Jurassic Park video game when I shared it. little asshat ***** deserve to die.
#73 to #36 - anon id: 4999b49a
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real communism has no government
User avatar #63 to #36 - valeriya
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You've essentially said "I'm aware I'm wrong but I'm going to be wrong anyway and I don't want to be corrected".
#87 to #63 - pebar
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In practice people don't like to share so government is necessary to destroy private property rights. Only when people are willing to share on their own and have the benefit of society be their motivation (instead of profit) will government no longer be necessary. However, that view would have to apply to every single person and not just a majority; so it's not like left-wing countries will give up their governments any time soon.

I suppose socialism would've been more accurate... oh well
User avatar #59 - catdownstairz
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We live in a house that house a bookshelf like that that leads to the basement, and we didnt even realise we had a basement till 6 months after moving in. It was spooky and awesome at the same time
#61 to #59 - luthervonappledorf
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Did you comically pull the level turning it by accident when your canine companion was scared and then spend several minutes searching for each other by turning the bookcase while the other person did the same?
User avatar #68 to #61 - catdownstairz
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Absolutely
#70 to #68 - luthervonappledorf
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Then you were doing it right.

Also, was the town mayor dressing up in a mask in an attempt to scare you away from the house? I'm writing a novel and your story sounds perfect for it. It's called 'Faster Than The Speed Of Zoinks!'
User avatar #99 to #70 - catdownstairz
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And i hate to kill your fun but it doesnt spin, it slides
User avatar #98 to #70 - catdownstairz
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Yes, how did you know?!
User avatar #65 - reginleif
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Honestly that would be my only frivolity if I were rich, **** cars, houses and women. I'd want a secret room.
User avatar #74 to #65 - capslockrage
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******* women sounds fun, but I'm not sure about ******* houses and cars....
User avatar #28 - bossguycumsplash
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That is the perfect way to use your hard earned millions.
User avatar #64 to #28 - reginleif
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well in a way yes.

If **** went down you could hide in it, safety can be a big concern in other places of the world so investing in hiding, or weaponry isn't unheard of for the rich.
#100 - nyxeos
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**nyxeos rolled a random image posted in comment #140 at MFW Breaking Bad Is Over ** What I would spend my money on
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**humbuk rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at This is a good way to start a friendship ** what they spend their money on
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