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I'll have a white girl in no time

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Submitted: 06/10/2014
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User avatar #2 - theholyfrog (06/10/2014) [+] (16 replies)
You forgöt the Ugg-boots
#7 - hassanane (06/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #3 - bebonkers ONLINE (06/10/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I think the starbucks frappuccinos are amazing and im a hispanic male
#24 - spongebobsleg (06/11/2014) [+] (3 replies)
you forgot
#73 - delphine (06/11/2014) [+] (4 replies)
You forgot this piece of crap movie.
#67 - biggrand (06/11/2014) [+] (3 replies)
**biggrand rolled image**

Guess what kind of girl I got by giving them this
#85 - chenn ONLINE (06/11/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Pffft, I'm a white girl and I've never been to Starbucks. Carton iced coffee imported from Germany master race. No really, it's ******* delicious, even though it doesn't look as fancy.
#124 - missviking (06/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Hey there...
User avatar #8 - jaegarbombastic (06/10/2014) [+] (26 replies)
I really like coffee.

But I can't have it due to my heart.

I'm in constant torment.
#10 to #8 - Vpirate ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
Dat username
Dat username
#122 - spiritofvengeance (06/11/2014) [-]
better take notes...  Sarcasm intended
better take notes... Sarcasm intended
#12 - popnotes ONLINE (06/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I love starbucks.   
I love money.   
I also own an iPhone.   
   
I guess that I'm a white girl now.
I love starbucks.
I love money.
I also own an iPhone.

I guess that I'm a white girl now.
User avatar #121 - sekundab (06/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
b-but that's racist. no, no racism when making fun of white people. but make fun of someone else..
User avatar #71 - delphine (06/11/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I am a white girl and I will take the money, but you can keep the Starbucks and iPhone. Starbucks is gross, and I stubbornly refuse to own a smartphone.
User avatar #80 to #71 - thebaseballexpert (06/11/2014) [-]
Starbucks hate makes sense. but in 2014, I see no reason to stubbornly avoid having a smartphone
#70 - arsonistchapel (06/11/2014) [-]
Three white girls on ponies w/ pink leg warmers getting Starbucks.
#69 - peterbowser (06/11/2014) [-]
**peterbowser rolled image** <--- How I get white girls.
#148 - yourdadsdad (06/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Naw son, you'll only trap a basic white girl. Starbucks, money, and Apple products are a great start. However, in order to lure an advanced white girl, you will need to gather the following items.   
   
&gt;Nutella   
&gt;Uggs   
&gt;A cardigan sweater   
&gt;A CD featuring a white pop singer   
&gt;Yoga pants   
&gt;A tumblr/twitter account   
&gt;Anything by John Green (Bonus point if it's the one with cancer kids)   
   
With these items in toe, you can capture a level 99 white girl. Be warned, they often cannot even. Please understand this before you catch the advanced white girl, and use your better judgment when handling ANY white girl.
Naw son, you'll only trap a basic white girl. Starbucks, money, and Apple products are a great start. However, in order to lure an advanced white girl, you will need to gather the following items.

>Nutella
>Uggs
>A cardigan sweater
>A CD featuring a white pop singer
>Yoga pants
>A tumblr/twitter account
>Anything by John Green (Bonus point if it's the one with cancer kids)

With these items in toe, you can capture a level 99 white girl. Be warned, they often cannot even. Please understand this before you catch the advanced white girl, and use your better judgment when handling ANY white girl.
User avatar #57 - jellybob ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
you're missing uggs
#116 - astarothaufromage ONLINE (06/11/2014) [+] (3 replies)
To be honest i have never seen a starbucks in real life and really don't get the jokes about it
User avatar #99 - Kairyuka ONLINE (06/11/2014) [+] (14 replies)
Is it weird that I'm a 20 years old male and I can't stand coffee? I'd take a hot chocolate any day
#79 - gayname (06/11/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I don't get the joke. Thumbs down someone explain?
#81 to #79 - iitoxictz (06/11/2014) [-]
White girls like starbucks, use iPhones and money is money
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