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The 15 Hardest "Would You Rather" Questions You,..,.
would you rumor...
Change gender every time you sneeze?
Or not be able to tell the difference between a
muffin and a bah?
Whoever wrote this must have been on so many drugs
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#1 - iamnuff (12/21/2013) [+] (24 replies)
sneeze gender would be great.

less chance of accidental cannibalism, and it's almost controllable.

also, the moment word gets out that you can do that, people will be lining up to climb into bed with you.
User avatar #3 to #1 - Loppytaffy (12/21/2013) [-]
I once sneezed during sex.
This has impacted my choice greatly.
#45 - udo (12/22/2013) [+] (15 replies)
What in the holy land of **** would happen if you got pregnant and then sneezed during labor
User avatar #61 to #45 - fugikuro (12/22/2013) [-]
You would be the muffin man
User avatar #33 - hahdumbbirch (12/22/2013) [+] (8 replies)
wonder what would happen if i sneezed, put something up my new found vagina, then sneezed again.
#81 - McFuckUp (12/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Be woman
>10/10, all would bang
>meet 10/10 guy at bar
>let's get out of here
>he thrusts his massive, veiny, throbbing cock into my vaginal rectum
>Immense pleasure makes me sneeze
>He screams as suddenly his dick is lodged in my dickhole
>ithurts so good
>He's sobbing uncontrollably as I lean down and whisper into his ear
>"Shrek is love, Shrek is life"
#46 - jokeface ONLINE (12/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
This is a movie about a guy who switches sexes every time he cums.

I recommend it to anyone has has never seen a movie where a guy switches sexes every time he cums.
#9 - nevolmon (12/22/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I'll leave it to you people to find out which one it is.
#23 - iamasian (12/22/2013) [+] (5 replies)
So what would happen if you were getting ****** as a woman and sneeze? Would your dicks become fused together?
#10 - shabalaguy (12/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
like this almost...Well one of them is kind of a dyke anyways so..
like this almost...Well one of them is kind of a dyke anyways so..
#104 - admiralshepard (12/22/2013) [+] (23 replies)
Not gonna lie, option one would be pretty fun, even if only to mess with people.
Not gonna lie, option one would be pretty fun, even if only to mess with people.
#96 - mr skeltal (12/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I've seen this, so I guess maybe the changing for comedic effect. not really for comedic effect.
#62 - Darianvincent ONLINE (12/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Well...It depends.
Well...It depends.
#6 - jasonseagull (12/22/2013) [-]
I think changing genders would be fun
I think changing genders would be fun
User avatar #68 - badmotorfinger (12/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
No problem, I always sneeze twice.
User avatar #25 - gameshredder (12/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I already don't eat muffins, but it should would be weird going to the store and seeing Giant muffins being pushed in strollers while a bunch of babies were squeezed into a muffin container.
User avatar #19 - joachimstraad (12/22/2013) [-]
What if you had a long run as a woman, got pregnant, six months along and then, ACHOOO! What happens?

Also, If the muffin cries when you bite it, something be wrong. Not cooked enough.
User avatar #22 - trollmobile (12/22/2013) [+] (5 replies)
i'm allergic to muffins, so whatever lol
User avatar #36 to #22 - trivdiego (12/22/2013) [-]
yes but what if you were trying to eat a baby and it turned out to be a muffin? You could die!
#256 - lickmygenitals (12/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The first one of course, imagine accidently eating a muffin.
#82 - Eggerz (12/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
how about changing genders every time you get wet?
User avatar #21 - stanislaus (12/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Here's a good one I heard:
Would you rather watch your parents have sex 1000 times or join in once?
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