I like people who drink fire. .. >flip shirt up over head and pat down where flames were >smother the fire, dont swat at it with your hands advice from your friendly neighborhood pyromani
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I like people who drink fire

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Submitted: 07/28/2014
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#6 - tonytails (07/28/2014) [+] (9 replies)
>flip shirt up over head and pat down where flames were   
>smother the fire, dont swat at it with your hands   
 advice from your friendly neighborhood pyromaniac.
>flip shirt up over head and pat down where flames were
>smother the fire, dont swat at it with your hands
advice from your friendly neighborhood pyromaniac.
User avatar #10 to #6 - randomwanker (07/28/2014) [-]
>drunk
>have fire on your face
>expected to think rationally
#13 - purelust (07/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Pretty dumb, but the fact that he breathed fire was cool
#25 - anon (07/28/2014) [+] (7 replies)
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#30 - charagrin ONLINE (07/29/2014) [+] (5 replies)
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#48 - casinoer (07/29/2014) [+] (1 reply)
BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, FOR I AM THE VOLCANO GOD
#21 - ohayougozaimasu (07/28/2014) [-]
What? It made him Charizard.
#37 - unholyjebus (07/29/2014) [+] (9 replies)
When setting fire to shots, you're supposed to blow it out first before drinking it but I remember watching a compilation video on Youtube (where this was included) of idiots not blowing out the shot before they do it, essentially setting your throat on fire. This is why this should be illegal.
User avatar #44 to #37 - alecbaldwinning (07/29/2014) [-]
We shouldn't make things illegal to protect stupid people from themselves. We should make things illegal to protect smart people from stupid people.

Drinking fire only hurts the idiot. **** him, let him die.
#35 - anon (07/29/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Jesus ******* christ almighty I am so sick of seeing people **** this up. ITS CALLED THE STATUE OF LIBERTY. YOU DON'T POUR THE GODDAMN THING INTO YOUR FACE.

Step 1) Acquire something strong, typically a shnapps like Rumplemintz
Step 2) Dip your GODDAMN FINGERS (index and middle, up to the second knuckles) into a shot of the glorious liquid

Step 3) light those bad boys on fire - DONT freak the **** out, you're not going to feel it
Step 4) HOLD SAID FINGERS IN THE AIR LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE. Picture Lady Liberty holding a torch....it's your fingers. Woo. You're so impressive right now.
Step 5) Take the shot (it should not be on fire. at all)
Step 6) Stick your fingers in your mouth for a very whatever-flavor-the-shnapps-were (peppermint in the case of Rumplemintz) after taste and also to put out the flames which are almost out anyways
Step 7) Tadah. You're done. Spread the knowledge so more ********* don't get third degree burns trying to so something this goddamn simple.
#2 - anon (07/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Blow it out just before your drink. Why no 1 told him dis i duno.
User avatar #3 to #2 - meanberry (07/28/2014) [-]
He prolly knew that, but it was some dumb alpha challange.
#27 - lecorbi (07/29/2014) [-]
*******					 dumb piece of 						****
******* dumb piece of ****
#28 - warlockrichard (07/29/2014) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #52 - roxasmovess (07/29/2014) [-]
To be fair, it was kinda ******* awesome how he breathed fire
User avatar #26 - Silver Quantum (07/28/2014) [-]
famous last words: what could possibly go wrong?
#63 - theflamingfire (07/29/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Bitch please I'm made out of fire
Bitch please I'm made out of fire
User avatar #15 - twiztidxson (07/28/2014) [-]
Why is everyone complaining? It gave him Firebreath!
User avatar #89 - DeathKnight (07/29/2014) [-]
>get drunk
>become dragon

i can literally see no downside
User avatar #23 - demandsgayversion (07/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I don't know if you're supposed to palm it out, blow it out, or suck it into your mouth and deprive it of oxygen, but I do know that sloppily pouring the burning liquid towards your face isn't correct.
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