I like people who drink fire. .. >flip shirt up over head and pat down where flames were >smother the fire, dont swat at it with your hands advice from your friendly neighborhood pyromani I like people who drink fire >flip shirt up over head and pat down where flames were >smother the dont swat at it with your hands advice from friendly neighborhood pyromani
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#6 - tonytails
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(07/28/2014) [-]
>flip shirt up over head and pat down where flames were   
>smother the fire, dont swat at it with your hands   
 advice from your friendly neighborhood pyromaniac.
>flip shirt up over head and pat down where flames were
>smother the fire, dont swat at it with your hands
advice from your friendly neighborhood pyromaniac.
User avatar #32 to #6 - niggastolemyname
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(07/29/2014) [-]
I'm not sure that a shirt is very airtight
besides why not just close your mouth then to put it out? BECAUSE ITS PROBABLY HOT THATS WHY EVEN IF YOU PUT IT OUT IT WILL STILL BE HOT
#41 to #32 - anon id: de2854b5
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(07/29/2014) [-]
Because the fire isn't in his mouth. If you notice he spilled some as he was drinking it, that caught fire then when he spat out the alcohol it caused the spray.
User avatar #50 to #6 - mrmystery
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*Put hand on Glass
*Turn upside down
*Flip Right-side up
*Drink
*No longer look like a retard.
#83 to #6 - shigiddy
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(07/29/2014) [-]
I thought you were surrounded by gumdrops and ice cream...
#86 to #83 - tonytails
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(07/29/2014) [-]
But what gives you that idea?
#87 to #86 - shigiddy
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User avatar #10 to #6 - randomwanker
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(07/28/2014) [-]
>drunk
>have fire on your face
>expected to think rationally
#82 to #10 - tonytails
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(07/29/2014) [-]
I'm surrounded by drunk idiots.   
 better?    
 lighthearted sarcasm intended.
I'm surrounded by drunk idiots.
better?
lighthearted sarcasm intended.
User avatar #97 to #82 - randomwanker
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#13 - purelust
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(07/28/2014) [-]
Pretty dumb, but the fact that he breathed fire was cool
User avatar #33 to #13 - giygasman
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(07/29/2014) [-]
Exhaled
#30 - charagrin
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(07/29/2014) [-]
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User avatar #39 to #30 - hopeadope
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(07/29/2014) [-]
******* love that game
User avatar #68 to #39 - dehnoobshow
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(07/29/2014) [-]
[♪] Portal - Dumb Ways To Die
Then you'll love this.
#53 to #39 - fandomsexual
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(07/29/2014) [-]
Which game is that gif from, out of curiosity?
Which game is that gif from, out of curiosity?
User avatar #54 to #53 - hopeadope
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(07/29/2014) [-]
Dumb ways to die,
Its a phone app.
User avatar #55 to #54 - fandomsexual
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Okay, thanks.
#48 - casinoer
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(07/29/2014) [-]
BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, FOR I AM THE VOLCANO GOD
#88 to #48 - blackoutonetwotwo
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(07/29/2014) [-]
MIGHTY TOAN GLADIUS
#25 - anon id: 18ab4269
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User avatar #62 to #25 - arreatface
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(07/29/2014) [-]
this kills the man
#71 to #25 - negan
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(07/29/2014) [-]
Shake it off!
Shake it off!
#46 to #25 - Shartugal
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#43 to #25 - orrihaa
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User avatar #31 to #25 - Voxker
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(07/29/2014) [-]
THE SEXUAL THRILL
#77 to #31 - itsjustblaze
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#72 to #31 - negan
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#21 - ohayougozaimasu
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(07/28/2014) [-]
What? It made him Charizard.
#37 - unholyjebus
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(07/29/2014) [-]
When setting fire to shots, you're supposed to blow it out first before drinking it but I remember watching a compilation video on Youtube (where this was included) of idiots not blowing out the shot before they do it, essentially setting your throat on fire. This is why this should be illegal.
User avatar #44 to #37 - alecbaldwinning
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(07/29/2014) [-]
We shouldn't make things illegal to protect stupid people from themselves. We should make things illegal to protect smart people from stupid people.

Drinking fire only hurts the idiot. **** him, let him die.
#91 to #44 - cockarse
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User avatar #78 to #44 - katarinaismywaifu
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But are you supposed to blow it out first or not?
#93 to #44 - unholyjebus
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(07/29/2014) [-]
Nope, it should be illegal because idiot barmen set bystanders on fire, should have explained that in hindsight.
User avatar #94 to #93 - alecbaldwinning
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(07/29/2014) [-]
Wrong again. Makes as much sense as banning scissors from barber shops.
#95 to #94 - unholyjebus
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Because scissors are to barbers as fire is to barmen, is that right? You don't get stories of people getting permanently scarred or dying from a barber accidentally cutting someone with scissors.
User avatar #96 to #95 - alecbaldwinning
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(07/30/2014) [-]
Look like you're mad you're wrong. Oh well.
#98 to #96 - unholyjebus
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(07/30/2014) [-]
I am mad I am wrong. Insightful.
User avatar #99 to #98 - alecbaldwinning
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Apology accepted.
#2 - anon id: c6763919
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(07/28/2014) [-]
Blow it out just before your drink. Why no 1 told him dis i duno.
User avatar #3 to #2 - meanberry
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(07/28/2014) [-]
He prolly knew that, but it was some dumb alpha challange.
User avatar #8 to #3 - Tusura
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(07/28/2014) [-]
Dumbass also drops half the shot down his chin instead of in his mouth.

0/10 would not drink with
#27 - lecorbi
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(07/29/2014) [-]
******* dumb piece of ****
******* dumb piece of ****
#28 - warlockrichard
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