It' s sad that a family can be tern apart by something
as simple as wild dogs,
Throwing acid is wrong, in same people' s
Ian teil how much my parents loved me by the memers
that my favourite bath toy as a child was a master.
I' spent 2 years looking for my ' s
killer, but nobody wants ta do it.
an irishman walks out of a pub,
I have an inferiority complex, but it' s nat
a very good ene.
S/ ix out of seven dwarves are not happy,
Pedophiles have trouble fitting in becaus
they' re fucking immature assholes.
If your girlfriend starts smoking, slaw down and
use a lubricant.
I organized a threesome last night. There were a
couple of but I still had fun.
It takes balls to have a vasectomy.
A beautiful weman walks into a bar and asks the
bartender far a double entendre, he gives it to her.
Lif is tee short,
If it wasn' t far physics, I' d be unstoppable.
Dildos are for pussies.
Hypothetically if your Uncle Jack was stuck an a
horse, warld ytn., 1 er would area nat help your
Uncle Jack off the horse?
People say! I have tie empathy, but I really bent
care what they think,
Anal sex is overrated, it' s fucking shit.
Is it just me er are circles pointless?
Whiteboards are remarkable.
I' ll stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers.
Together, I can beat dissociated identity.
When I was younger my dad used to beat me with
a camera, I still have flashbacks,,. and really:
weird meta album.
So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem
cames out of newhere...