I like breadsticks. . physically removed mm, an olive garden fur eating to: many EEO: How man}; my you eat? tgive them. Proud of myself for getting that joke the first time
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I like breadsticks

physically removed mm, an olive garden fur eating to: many
EEO:
How man}; my you eat?
tgive them
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#4 - darkjustifier (10/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Proud of myself for getting that joke the first time
Proud of myself for getting that joke the first time
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User avatar #5 to #3 - brucekillah (10/22/2013) [-]
He just ******* told you dude...
User avatar #11 - specialone (10/22/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Brace yourselves, I'm about to tell possibly one of the worst jokes of all time, yet my dad loves it. Here goes.

It's Christmas Eve and a father and his daughter are laying out the cookies, milk and carrots for Father Christmas and his reindeers.

The girl places a glass of milk and a plate of cookies before placing two carrots next to them.

"Why have you got two carrots there?" The dad says.

"One for Rudolph, and one for Olive", the daughter replies, calmly.

"What do you mean Olive? Who's Olive?" The dad enquires, inquisitively.

"The other reindeer."

"What do you mean, the other reindeer?"

"Come on dad, you know - the mean one from the song."

"What song?"

"The Rudolph one.
Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer,
Had a very shiny nose.
Olive, the other reindeer,
Used to laugh and call him names
"
#1 - snakefire (10/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#17 - onkii (10/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#7 - ofmiceandmen (10/22/2013) [-]
There's no such thing as to many Olive Garden breadsticks.
#10 - baitdoesnttalkback (10/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #22 - tittentei (10/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I don't get it guys. Please help.
User avatar #23 to #22 - noisia (10/22/2013) [-]
When said out loud, "Olive them" sounds like "All of them".


Sort of.


I suppose.
#39 - daviskd (10/22/2013) [-]
Okay, so I work at a nearby Olive Garden as a busser, and one night we just found this thing sitting on a table.

We named him Mr. Breadstick Man and he was our mascot for the rest of the night. We took him to the back and set up a shrine for all of his magnificent glory.

All Hail Mr. Breadstick Man
#19 - ODX (10/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Doubtful, unless they got really pissed off.

We have (my swim team) a pasta eating contest every year. Asides from eating pounds of pasta, we get tons of breadsticks. Hell one kid ate 21 ******* breadsticks (~3 baskets?). They never kick us out, they're always very polite and we're always sure to leave great tips and thank them (I think I threw $10 on the table even, and just for comparison the endless pasta was like...$12 itself?)

**** was fun. Any pasta stories/eating contests from other people? Or praisings of Olive Breadsticks.
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#31 - beerwench (10/22/2013) [-]
Olive....the other reindeer.
User avatar #28 - duckwith ONLINE (10/22/2013) [-]
Lol I thought that it was "breastdicks"
#6 - professoridle ONLINE (10/22/2013) [-]
Don't laugh, you'll just encourage him   
   
nggg
Don't laugh, you'll just encourage him

nggg
User avatar #33 - blended (10/22/2013) [-]
too*
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