I've been lurking FJ for years, and I don't think it ever managed to make me laugh out loud. This time though I had to stop fapping cause I was afraid of ripping my wiener off.
GJOP
If I see this reposted and it's not you reposting it to see if you can get a better response, then I'm going to **** a brick in anger because this is one of the funniest things I've seen in weeks.