( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I was thinking the same thing

I think that's a record for the last 6 months.

Here, hold this.

Noice.

Hail Satan

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Hue. Upside-down Satan.

"Please don't **** the cat, please don't **** the cat..."

how I imagine it

I wanted it to kick the cat, just to see how far it would go

Im sure you would enjoy this then...

you're such a badboy aren't you.. bet ur momma can't tell u what to do xDDDDDDDDDD

and the "most horrible person of the day" goes to...

Oh please! hold your applause!

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I've really gotten far on this site

I'm sorry internet

itd just go a meter and die. the kick instantly crushing the cats bones, brain damage and internal bleeding

I want to see some of that

I worked at a stable yard before, there was a cat there who was kicked in the head by a horse, he behaved very strangely and often lost balance walking around or climbing stuff. Still a nice cat.

that's some science, hope your cats still going strong

I'm wondering how much force the horse is going to get from what seems to be the horse equivalent of an one-inch-punch. The cat would probably get away with a scratch

I got kicked from about the same distance, ****** up my knee pretty good

a horses leg muscles are bigger than a mans torso, they have massive power in them, these mucsles are what drives that massive weight of the horse at 40mph thats why they measure powerful machines in horsepower, a horses kick will **** a mans life up at that distance. a small cat is a no chancer

I got kicked by a Shetland when I was six, during a show.
well, whilst entering in front of our parents, I looked at them and waved, the vicious cunt stopped and I would have bumped into her croupe if it wasn't for her double kick in my chest.
Oddly enough, I was not harmed, just shocked.

Horse attack story don't know if relevant My mother used to work at a stable years ago it was her day to clean the stables and when she got to the last one she could see the arena where they exercise and train the new horses. On that day one of my mams friends were training a new horse everything was going well till something spooked the horse she was thrown off and landed on her back just behind the horse. Before anyone could get to her she sat up and the horse kicked her to the back of the neck She couldn't of been more than three inches away from the horse died instantly. I think we these things its luck of the draw to the injuries you end up with

Indeed, horse riding is pretty dangerous. I fell only twice in more than 15 years on a horse. The first time was during a jumping competition, after a triple oxer English isn't my mother tongue, I don't know the exact English words , my horse suddenly went ******* after the first one and galloped way too fast to take them well, I didn't have the time to adjust myself when he jumped over the second one and flew right in the third oxer. The sheer amount of pain I felt made me think I had broken ribs but nope, nothing again.

The last time, people had asked me to ride a new horse, called Sheïtan basically demon in arab after 30 minutes, I had to jump out of the saddle because it was falling to the right, as the horse was accelerating and out of control. As I jumped, my legs hit cement blocks. I couldn't move them for **** during 5 long minutes, I thought I had broken legs but heh, nothing again

Definitely, what I mean was that the cat was so close to the horse, that if it were to kick it probably couldn't get enough force behind the kick to actually do any fatal damage to the cat. Not to mention how close to the ground the cat is, don't horses usually kick fairly high if they get startled, how does a horse fair in doing a leg sweep? And the way the cat is tangling on to the horse, as soon as the horse moves the cat moves with it so a one-inch-kick in that regard.

well thats probably why the horse didnt kick the cat, but im saying a cat getting kicked by a horse, from even a foot way, is fatal. a horse can put more power into a foots movement than bruce lee could into 10 foot of movement, , an average horse still has more mucle than a pro strongman and more speed than usain bolt on cocaine

*poops* externally

Horses put the tail out of the way for that.