I JUST GOT MY FIRST GIRLFRIEND.
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#15
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brownskin ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-] . I've been dating the same girl for three years, and that was only after we had been hanging out for a year as friends (no, I wasn't friendzoned, I was just too beta to take a ******* hint, apparently). Given my beta-ness in the past, I don't know if I really should know much, given that my girlfriend is pretty unusual and I don't know anything about yours. Having said that, here is everything that works for me:
1. Don't take yourself too seriously, but understand that if something happens in her life that isn't very good, you should be there for support. And that when something bad may happen in your life, she may expect that she will need to support you emotionally right back.
2. Sex. In my experience, porn is very unrealistic. Don't think you'll be pounding the **** out of her like a god damn rabbit. My girlfriend likes things with a slow tempo, and I don't expect many other girls are much different (then again, I've only ever been with her.) You also won't last an hour. Guaranteed.
3. Seriously, figure out her favorite restaurant very early on. People are not joking when they say women won't say where they want to go for dinner and **** .
4. Don't be overly possessive, but don't be too disinterested. She's probably not going to like it f you ask her what she had for lunch every day or how many times she went to the bathroom, but she's probably not going to be happy if you act like you don't give a **** what Becky said during Bio class.
5. My girlfriend doesn't like romantic films very much, but that doesn't mean we haven't seen any in the theater. Sometimes, you just have to. I can't explain it, you just do.
6. In my experience, period behavior is a lottery. When my GF is on her period, she gets cranky in the mornings, but isn't that bad most of the rest of the day. It's pretty obvious when my sister is on hers, however, because she becomes a massive twat. Just be prepared for all possibilities.
7. Don't you dare forget any type of anniversary. Don't you ******* dare. If you value your life.
8. When I met my girlfriend, I liked porn with big boobs, and tall blondes. But not anymore. My girlfriend is short with small breasts. the only thing she really has going for her that matched my previous desires was are her hips. She will not match your image of the perfect woman. But like mine, your perfect woman will start to match her.
9. Remember, she is your girlFRIEND. Most of your time together should be spent hanging out, and having a good time. If you're just sitting around texting other people, or "constantly" having sex, your relationship will run into some serious problems.
10. Don't expect an "I love you" right away, and think you need to say it right away either. I first told my gf I loved her on our third date. But that is ONLY because we had been friends for a full calender year, and had gotten to know each other pretty damn well. After a month of hanging out, you might think she's pretty perfect. But then a month later, you might find out that she totally despises your favorite food, or that she's into some weird **** you can't handle. My best friend, for example, had a girlfriend who had a crush on our high school principal, and requested he dress like him when they did it. That relationship did not last.
11. Always remember to talk to your girlfriend. About anything. It's almost always good. If we didn't do that, I wouldn't know that her favorite thing every is Halo 2, or that (as I mentioned earlier) she likes sexy-times to go slow. As well as she wouldn't know that I like it when she wears long socks, or that my favorite date night movie is Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
12. Finally, the littlest things can often matter the most. Watching her favorite movie while eating her favorite ice cream after a bad day can be infinitely better that generic flowers bought at the last minute. I can not stress this enough.
That is all my experience can provide, armaanaki. I hope it helps.
1. Don't take yourself too seriously, but understand that if something happens in her life that isn't very good, you should be there for support. And that when something bad may happen in your life, she may expect that she will need to support you emotionally right back.
2. Sex. In my experience, porn is very unrealistic. Don't think you'll be pounding the **** out of her like a god damn rabbit. My girlfriend likes things with a slow tempo, and I don't expect many other girls are much different (then again, I've only ever been with her.) You also won't last an hour. Guaranteed.
3. Seriously, figure out her favorite restaurant very early on. People are not joking when they say women won't say where they want to go for dinner and **** .
4. Don't be overly possessive, but don't be too disinterested. She's probably not going to like it f you ask her what she had for lunch every day or how many times she went to the bathroom, but she's probably not going to be happy if you act like you don't give a **** what Becky said during Bio class.
5. My girlfriend doesn't like romantic films very much, but that doesn't mean we haven't seen any in the theater. Sometimes, you just have to. I can't explain it, you just do.
6. In my experience, period behavior is a lottery. When my GF is on her period, she gets cranky in the mornings, but isn't that bad most of the rest of the day. It's pretty obvious when my sister is on hers, however, because she becomes a massive twat. Just be prepared for all possibilities.
7. Don't you dare forget any type of anniversary. Don't you ******* dare. If you value your life.
8. When I met my girlfriend, I liked porn with big boobs, and tall blondes. But not anymore. My girlfriend is short with small breasts. the only thing she really has going for her that matched my previous desires was are her hips. She will not match your image of the perfect woman. But like mine, your perfect woman will start to match her.
9. Remember, she is your girlFRIEND. Most of your time together should be spent hanging out, and having a good time. If you're just sitting around texting other people, or "constantly" having sex, your relationship will run into some serious problems.
10. Don't expect an "I love you" right away, and think you need to say it right away either. I first told my gf I loved her on our third date. But that is ONLY because we had been friends for a full calender year, and had gotten to know each other pretty damn well. After a month of hanging out, you might think she's pretty perfect. But then a month later, you might find out that she totally despises your favorite food, or that she's into some weird **** you can't handle. My best friend, for example, had a girlfriend who had a crush on our high school principal, and requested he dress like him when they did it. That relationship did not last.
11. Always remember to talk to your girlfriend. About anything. It's almost always good. If we didn't do that, I wouldn't know that her favorite thing every is Halo 2, or that (as I mentioned earlier) she likes sexy-times to go slow. As well as she wouldn't know that I like it when she wears long socks, or that my favorite date night movie is Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
12. Finally, the littlest things can often matter the most. Watching her favorite movie while eating her favorite ice cream after a bad day can be infinitely better that generic flowers bought at the last minute. I can not stress this enough.
That is all my experience can provide, armaanaki. I hope it helps.
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mcwkennedy (01/27/2015) [-] If I had anything to add to this it would be never dismiss that little voice in your head who comes up with ideas that seem romantic.
In my experience it does one of two things
1. It works, and you have no idea how happy and appreciative your girlfriend will be with the gesture, no matter how big or how small it may be
2. It doesn't work and you both have something to laugh at, I mean, yeah you'll feel like a dork but you're HER dork and you can be damn sure she's feeling the same way. She'll still appreciate the gesture and besides, if you can't laugh at yourself who can you laugh at?
In my experience it does one of two things
1. It works, and you have no idea how happy and appreciative your girlfriend will be with the gesture, no matter how big or how small it may be
2. It doesn't work and you both have something to laugh at, I mean, yeah you'll feel like a dork but you're HER dork and you can be damn sure she's feeling the same way. She'll still appreciate the gesture and besides, if you can't laugh at yourself who can you laugh at?
#3
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herelieshumor (01/26/2015) [-] Don't show her this site until you've been going steady for a few months
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ninjapieguy (01/27/2015) [-] Welcome to ninjapieguy's relationship advice 101
1. Don't be a cunt. Be honest. If she asks, tell her openly and honestly. Don't tell her anything she doesn't need to know, but don't ever lie.
2. Cuddle. Everyone loves to cuddle. Don't **** , just cuddle. ******* comes later.
3. Do stuff for her without her asking. If she mentions needing eggs, get eggs. If she says she's hungry, get some food. Simple things.
4. Don't pretend to be someone you're not. Don't say you like X band or Y food if you really don't. Don't pretend to have interests that you find boring.
5. DON'T BE A CUNT
Seriously, I can't stress that enough. People love to hold grudges. Don''t do anything to let them.
1. Don't be a cunt. Be honest. If she asks, tell her openly and honestly. Don't tell her anything she doesn't need to know, but don't ever lie.
2. Cuddle. Everyone loves to cuddle. Don't **** , just cuddle. ******* comes later.
3. Do stuff for her without her asking. If she mentions needing eggs, get eggs. If she says she's hungry, get some food. Simple things.
4. Don't pretend to be someone you're not. Don't say you like X band or Y food if you really don't. Don't pretend to have interests that you find boring.
5. DON'T BE A CUNT
Seriously, I can't stress that enough. People love to hold grudges. Don''t do anything to let them.
#5
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ohmeghon (01/26/2015) [-] In the end, movie dates are better at home with ordered pizza and cuddles.
#28
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zeldamasterace (01/27/2015) [-] relax and be yourself
you goddam faggot
nah but seriously i ain't got a clue srry bruh best of luck
you goddam faggot
nah but seriously i ain't got a clue srry bruh best of luck
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eggassassin (01/26/2015) [-]
Hi guys, sorry that it's on someone else's post but I was wondering if you could help me also. I used to speak to this girl and at first I thought hey maybe something's going to happen here. Nothing happened and we just stopped speaking altogether. It has been a few months since then. I feel that is my fault that happened because I was always nervous around her, which made it difficult for me to start and maintain interesting conversations. I think that if I started to talk to her again I wouldn't be as nervous but I'm not certain and maybe she just didn't want to speak to me anymore. I do still like her a lot, should I speak to her again or not?
#22
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ReikoTheGreat ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-] Who is she to you? Or rather, who was she to you before she was your GF? This is important.
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ReikoTheGreat ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-] Cool, then you're comfortable talking to her about things, this is good. Make sure to address any issues you may have in the future to avoid confusion. It's always good to know what you're getting into with a relationship.
#18
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brickfest ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-] Aye siwmae, giving relationship advices is like trying to give the same drug to people with different diseases man...
People before internet managed pretty good without stuff like this, so you should be fine as well... just be appreciative and honest...
(oh and don't take any advices from porn... it's completely unrealistic)
People before internet managed pretty good without stuff like this, so you should be fine as well... just be appreciative and honest...
(oh and don't take any advices from porn... it's completely unrealistic)
#17
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landartheconqueror ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-] spontaneous romance buying flowers, taking her out to dinner, going on a picnic can go a long way, and remember to tell her how beautiful you think she is from time to time
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kristophskie (01/26/2015) [-]
dont think anything is too lame before you try it. spontaneous romantic stuff isnt lame if it gets you laid
