I just do. Had to get this off my chest.. TINT HINT m l STATES III‘ Bl m Milli " mm tru). Hurr durr fascist murica. Seriously what do you people know about Fascism? We don't murder people because they're different yes I'm aware of some form of irony  world war 3 confession bear  red thumbs
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#339 - youdliketoknow (10/25/2013) [+] (6 replies)
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I do recognize that what I posted is irrational, completely unfounded, and quite simply retarded. That's why I posted it as a confession. I simply have a feeling in my gut, and that's all there is to it.
User avatar #32 - rifee (10/24/2013) [-]
I honesyl think the area of world wars are over. No country is dumb enough to invade someone with as much allies as most countries have today.

It's true that the US is one of the few countries in world actually capable of attempting one, and that they seem to thrive on war (economically) as well as them being pretty far down the ******* as of this moment. Still I think it's a loong stretch to think they would do such a thing.

Out of all the bad things (we're only mentioning the bad in this post) the US has done recently, they did so in a way that they didn't want people to find out about it, mening they were low in scale. Allthough giving a rats ass about civilian lives when bombing with drones etc. , not REALLY oposing torture (talking about the government here) and in general haveing done A LOT of inhuman and hypocritical **** when trying to do something good (we hope ) they still aren't that crazy.

Their povery rate is MOSTLY self infilicted, unlike with germany (where the anger was towards OTHER countries), so they don't really have a reason to ever do such a thing.

Remeber, you need to get the people with you to start a world war. For all the **** US citizens get from other countries, they are still decent good people.
#181 to #32 - shrolen (10/25/2013) [-]
It is never a matter of if, but when.
User avatar #50 to #32 - fakereality (10/24/2013) [-]
I agree and would like to add that one of, if not the primary reason, that most countries aren't stupid enough to start a world war is because they know it will involve the use of nuclear weapons. In this case, no matter who has the most, everyone will be destroyed and there will be no victor.

Unless you consider having a nuclear winter in a world with almost no people, no economy, no structure, and having to start from the beginning again victory.
#355 to #50 - dontread (10/25/2013) [-]
^^ this guy knows what he's talking about. If anything we might just have a period of modern cold wars with other power-countries.

If the country doesnt have the same specs we're using by now then we'll probably not give them the opportunity to develop them anytime soon.
#34 to #32 - JenkinsLeeroy (10/24/2013) [-]
Where is this "area" of world wars?
#42 to #34 - sonofagun (10/24/2013) [-]
Read a history book its Europe
User avatar #35 to #34 - rifee (10/24/2013) [-]
#36 to #35 - JenkinsLeeroy (10/24/2013) [-]
Just messing with you lol other than that, great comment
User avatar #37 to #36 - rifee (10/24/2013) [-]
I actually laughed out loud at your post though. Good show .
#22 - anon (10/24/2013) [-]
I also wear fedoras and think religion is the route of all evil!
#254 to #22 - anon (10/25/2013) [-]
route of all evil ===== root of all evil
User avatar #354 to #254 - admiralen (10/25/2013) [-]
maybe he means religion is the path of evil
User avatar #336 to #22 - kirkbot (10/25/2013) [-]
#191 to #22 - anon (10/25/2013) [-]
Religion is no match for a free-thinking individual like me!
#180 - Mahazama (10/25/2013) [-]
1. Extremely ethnically homogenous. Something like 93% Han Chinese.
2. Years of repressed hatred for the western world, and Japan.
3. Huge, rapidly modernizing military. ( manpower of 2.28 million and defense budget starting to creep into $200 billion.

"Hurr Durr Murrica will be the bad guys because i'm an angsty youth who knows their **** ."
#183 to #180 - Mahazama (10/25/2013) [-]
>>Is already carving up its' slice of the pie.
#207 to #180 - anon (10/25/2013) [-]
Doesn't that apply to you too?
User avatar #223 to #180 - PVTDickStryker (10/25/2013) [-]
Funny thing is, they may dwarf us in terms of manpower, but seeing the condition of Chinese-made equipment, a war against the western world would go along the lines of More Chinese=More dead Chinese.
User avatar #293 to #180 - failtolawl (10/25/2013) [-]
Seeing as the United States has been in relative good terms with the Chinese people (minus mao) since the 1860s, I don't see them being a threat to anybody. They want money, not land.
#113 - infinitereaper (10/25/2013) [-]
I bet you it's never going to happen, because everyone likes to hate America and expects it to be us.   
I bet you, it's going to be someone no one even expects... someplace peaceful... overflowing with the bounty of the land.... and free healthcare...   
I bet you it's Canada.
I bet you it's never going to happen, because everyone likes to hate America and expects it to be us.

I bet you, it's going to be someone no one even expects... someplace peaceful... overflowing with the bounty of the land.... and free healthcare...

I bet you it's Canada.
#115 to #113 - rebuttal (10/25/2013) [-]
isnt that still technically america?
isnt that still technically america?
User avatar #118 to #115 - roflstorm (10/25/2013) [-]
Canada is NOT America.
#120 to #118 - rebuttal (10/25/2013) [-]
but it is apart of North america

i didnt mean to offend you
User avatar #123 to #120 - roflstorm (10/25/2013) [-]
Offended shmoffended.
You asked if Canada was technically America. And you were right. Sort of.
America, Canada and Mexico form the north American Union.
#128 to #123 - rebuttal (10/25/2013) [-]
i know i was more wrong than write but i was just pointing it out
User avatar #131 to #128 - roflstorm (10/25/2013) [-]
It's water under the bridge, bud
#13 - bobthedilder (10/24/2013) [-]
Hurr durr fascist murica. Seriously what do you people know about Fascism? We don't murder people because they're different yes I'm aware of some form of irony within that statement . America is doing dumb **** that England and other countries have done before, sooner or later this ******* end. Oh you poor suppressed bastards how sad that you live in country with tripple the food output of it's populace, how sad that you aren't put to death for stealing, how ******* sad that you aren't put in death camps or used as slave labor til you drop dead, how sad that you live in country where genocide isn't occurring or on the brink of occurring everyday. *************** . I swear you people absorb nothing other then what Ron Paul has to say and the only movie you've ever watched is V for Vendetta albeit a great film

And no I'm not rich, I'm busting my ass to get a ****** job so I can make some ****** money while I'm in school. Yes there are selfish cunts in our government, yes they are doing **** we don't agree with. But do you really think making some **** like this and posting on this tiny ******* corner of the internet is going to do anyhting? Once again, I see the irony The people that supposedly care about these issues are complacent as **** since it would seem that over the last 20 years nothing has changed apart from the fact the Russians aren't the bad guys in Bond movies.

TL;DR If you want change do something about it otherwise shut the **** up.
#153 to #13 - krazykorn (10/25/2013) [-]
Nice, very nice.
Nice, very nice.
User avatar #365 to #13 - EpicAnon (10/25/2013) [-]
That's not true.
I've also seen Alien vs Predator.
#57 to #13 - anon (10/24/2013) [-]
you just complained about this guy complaining.
if you want people to not post stuff like this do something about it otherwise shut up.
User avatar #86 to #57 - bobthedilder (10/25/2013) [-]
I recognize the irony as i stated already
#101 to #13 - anon (10/25/2013) [-]
I like how the TL;DR doesn't contain anything you said before.
Just saying.
#341 to #13 - youdliketoknow (10/25/2013) [-]
I suppose I worded this poorly.
What I meant, was that I see the next 'big' conflict will involve the United States of America as the aggressor, the 'Bad Guy'. I have acknowledged that it's a retarded opinion, but it's a gut feeling I have.
User avatar #44 to #13 - northleech (10/24/2013) [-]
If you live so many countries away, and you are trying to build a career of your own, isn't the only thing you can do trying to get your voice heard? He voiced his opinion on the internet, that happens, so pull that stick out of your ass and stop talking like people are personally bashing you.
User avatar #88 to #44 - bobthedilder (10/25/2013) [-]
It's the self hating attitude that's really annoying, countries hate on each other all the time but it's the defeatist attitude that bothers me. Majority of Americans don't care enough to actually vote let alone speak out against the government yet they can't stand the way our government works.
#46 to #13 - funnyyjunkerr (10/24/2013) [-]
Bob the dilder is right guys...
#87 to #13 - dwarfman (10/25/2013) [-]
I've been saying this for months! You sir are cool in my book.
I've been saying this for months! You sir are cool in my book.
User avatar #326 to #13 - garin (10/25/2013) [-]
I agree with you dude, but I would like to say that history is written by the victor. If Germany won any of the world wars it would exactly like it had done for the British Empire, we culled the known world for what we thought was "right" and we pretty much succeed but we don't look back on it and think shame, we won, it is not too bad from our perspective.

I dunno, I know where you are coming from and agree whole heartedly, just a little food for thought.
User avatar #21 to #13 - xdeathspawnx (10/24/2013) [-]
yep, I think the majority of people thumbing this post up are either edgy Europeans who have never been to America, and only know about it from what they see TV, and rebellious 12 year olds who will fall for anything and say they are "moving to Canada as soon as they turn 18."
User avatar #14 to #13 - volero (10/24/2013) [-]
This guy. I like this guy.
Go damnit I hate those avid Ron Paul supporters who just do it because they think it's "cool." The guy is ******* nuts.
#89 to #14 - dwarfman (10/25/2013) [-]
And the fact most of them are either tinfoil hat wearing the guvunment wants to take muh guns and freedom nuts, potheads that like his end the war on drugs thing, or 14 year olds. You I like as well.
#40 to #13 - nervaaurelius (10/24/2013) [-]
"I swear you people absorb nothing other then what Ron Paul has to say"

This tripled the awesomeness of this post. Pic sorta related.
User avatar #15 to #13 - lightninghorse (10/24/2013) [-]
i'm not disagreeing with you, but genocide and a few other things you mentioned weren't exactly "commonplace" in Germany until the reign of Nazi-Germany.

just saying that any country can turn to **** really fast given the right circumstances.
#20 to #15 - forbesydemon ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
This guy has the right idea. Germany wasn't a bad place, it'd just suffered from recent war (as had everywhere else) and global depression. It wasn't some evil, poverty stricken land filled with massacres, genocides etc until the Nazi party hit the rise. It can happen anywhere with a large enough military and a charismatic leader.
This guy has the right idea. Germany wasn't a bad place, it'd just suffered from recent war (as had everywhere else) and global depression. It wasn't some evil, poverty stricken land filled with massacres, genocides etc until the Nazi party hit the rise. It can happen anywhere with a large enough military and a charismatic leader.
#38 to #20 - lightninghorse (10/24/2013) [-]
precisely my point, but you said it so much better
precisely my point, but you said it so much better
User avatar #19 to #15 - xdeathspawnx (10/24/2013) [-]
Yes, but the state the US is in right now is nothing compared to how Germany was after WWI, the two can hardly even be compared. At least the US is starting to recover, while Germany was continually getting worse and worse due to massive reparation debts that they had to pay. That's the whole reason people were so willing to listen and follow Hitler, because they were desperate and they thought he could change things, which he did. The people in the US are not nearly desperate enough for even a small rebellion, let alone one against a whole government or basically the whole world, like Nazi Germany.
#27 to #19 - lightninghorse (10/24/2013) [-]
i acknowledge what your saying as the truth, and i get that there's less than a .001% chance of it happening. but to quote everyone's favorite psychopath; "It only takes one bad day to reduce the sanest man to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am, just one bad day."
admittedly on a much larger scale and over many years to translate that from one man to a country, but it's something to ponder.
#173 to #27 - therealsupanova (10/25/2013) [-]
not really because by that logic it could happen anywhere, which, although I do agree with you, means that there is no reason to single the U.S. out. There is equal chance some charismatic nut could be born anywhere else.
User avatar #182 to #173 - lightninghorse (10/25/2013) [-]
that, my good sir, was my point. this post singled out the U.S., someone said that it wouldn't happen in the states at all. i simply wanted to say that it could happen anywhere (including the states), that is all
#364 to #182 - therealsupanova (10/25/2013) [-]
then i agree with you
User avatar #90 to #15 - bobthedilder (10/25/2013) [-]
Well this post imagines America being in the place of Nazi Germany. So I listed it also genocide is still an issue in places such as Africa. But I do agree some countries go to hell in the blink of an eye.
User avatar #187 to #186 - rakuraimasuta (10/25/2013) [-]
OP needs to learn to swallow
#96 - stevegasm (10/25/2013) [-]
The inferior nations of the world will accept our freedom or be destroyed
#215 to #96 - munchyman (10/25/2013) [-]
I love these.
User avatar #125 to #96 - roflstorm (10/25/2013) [-]
AND be destroyed*
User avatar #9 - ningyoaijin (10/24/2013) [-]
Considering the amount of nuclear warheads there are on standby, humanity will pretty much be wiped out within a year of the next World War breaking out.
User avatar #75 to #9 - theschmidt (10/25/2013) [-]
What is the point of a nuclear war? Say what you will about human stupidity but mutual destruction through use of warheads is now a ridiculous prediction. I mean sure, we'll throw one or two out on a bad day, but nothing like you describe in your comment.
User avatar #112 to #9 - threeeighteen (10/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #12 to #9 - pathatter (10/24/2013) [-]
I believe that the development of military laser satellites will make nukes obsolete, opening up warfare to good old air-land battles.
#26 to #12 - somekindofname (10/24/2013) [-]
If less than twenty percent of the current nuclear arsenal of the world goes of, this world will never be the same.
As Ozymandias says in Watchmen,
"Our past, present and future will be wiped out."
All potential humanity has will be gone, forever. Think about that for a second. We stand on the brink of conquering our solar system, and also on the brink of less than 0.0002% of the world population never having been outside this planets atmosphere.
All our loses, victories and potential as a species denied in less than a year. Absorbed by a nuclear holocaust.
#72 to #26 - telamatoes (10/25/2013) [-]
I don't even think 20% of the worlds nukes are armed. It's probably closer to 5%. Actually since we haven't even tested a nuke in so long we aren't entirely sure they work. And a lot of our nuke are either neutron bombs that deliver huge amounts of radiation that dissipates almost completely with a few years or high yield nuke that produce barely any radiation at all. Plant life would return with a decade or two, no matter how irradiated the ground is, and anti-radiation medicine is getting better all the time. If you can avoid the initial burst and get medicine regularly for while you should be fine.
#157 - mynameisfoo (10/25/2013) [-]
This might honestly, genuinely, be the absolute worst, least intelligent post I've ever seen on funnyjunk. And I've seen my share of brony/fedora'd atheist posts.
This might honestly, genuinely, be the absolute worst, least intelligent post I've ever seen on funnyjunk. And I've seen my share of brony/fedora'd atheist posts.
#202 to #157 - Sperit (10/25/2013) [-]
But those are funny
User avatar #74 - heartlessrobot (10/25/2013) [-]
>No genocide in the US
>Too many god damn hippies protesting even the smallest military aid to countries that need it
>Everything MUST be PC or people flip their ****
Yeah, no, we look nothing like Nazi Germany. Unless it's flipped and all the straight, white, christian males are the ones being put in concentration camps. I can see that unfortunately happening.
#76 to #74 - selfdenyingbeggar (10/25/2013) [-]
you know ****
User avatar #81 to #77 - DontDeleteMeAgain (10/25/2013) [-]
you know lots of interesting ****
User avatar #83 to #81 - heartlessrobot (10/25/2013) [-]
Ah, ok.
#68 - nigeltheoutlaw (10/25/2013) [-]
I honestly think that OP and everyone that agrees is a ******* moron who doesn't understand the first thing about America or our politics. America hates fascism like we hate communism; it's a reflex action. To think that we would ever embrace fascism on a county level, let alone a national level, is one of the most ******* retarded things that I've ever read in my life. I feel stupider just having read this content.
#98 to #68 - klokwork (10/25/2013) [-]
Dude. Your ******* pic.
#227 to #196 - inkydot (10/25/2013) [-]
Something about its face makes me want to shoot it...
User avatar #106 - toosexyforyou (10/25/2013) [-]
Also, people don't give the US nearly as much credit as it deserves. Do you think the UN would take action against the use of chemical weapons? Unlikely. Do you even understand how difficult it is for a country to start another world war with the US in charge and butting into everyone's business? I'm not sure how the US ranks against other countries in ground troops or air troops but you should know that the US literally has a stronger navy than every other country in the world COMBINED. Think about that for a second, if there was a war that only took place at sea, the US would single handedly win against everyone else joined together.
User avatar #158 to #106 - enkmaster (10/25/2013) [-]
Here's the problem with the U.S pulling a World Police in Syria:

They have no real ******* clue whats happening.

The US supports whoever they see as the "Good Guy" at their first glance. Whoever would look best in the media. They dont know the full story.

The UN would be hesitant to help Syrian rebels, despite the chemical attack, because their have been reports from Syrian citizens that the Rebels themselves have used chemical weapons more than the government has. I repeat; the side people support has used chemical weapons more than the evil dictatorship, according to non-government Syrian Citizens.

The UN isnt sure whats going on, so they are waiting to find out the exact situation before they commit to a side, which could take a long time. the US, on the other hand, is going balls-out and jumping right in without analyzing the possible consequences, which could include a new brutal regime or even the creation of another Al Quaida-esque terrorist group funded and supplied by America, fighting America. We could have exactly what happened with the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan where terrorists are shooting at American troops with American supplied weapons and ammo.

Thats why the UN is waiting to do anything.
User avatar #189 to #158 - toosexyforyou (10/25/2013) [-]
Dude you are way underestimating the US. They know exactly what's going on over there and the UN is very powerful as well, I'm sure they know the exact situation too. The Syrian government used chemical weapons first and the rebels might have retaliated with chemical weapons but the difference is that the rebels used chemical weapons AFTER the Syrian government used them and BEFORE the US proved that they would step in if further use of chemical weapons continued.
User avatar #188 to #158 - commontroll (10/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, personally, I think it's stupid, our media is so happy to jump all over dictatorships being toppled, that we don't even care if some of the rebels are aligned with Al Qaeda and executing people in their beds. It's a very sticky situation, and I think it's asinine of people to think it's simple black and white.
User avatar #130 - arsenymous (10/25/2013) [-]
I don't understand, how the **** can this have 329 thumbs? Are you people that dull or is it the bandwagon effect?
User avatar #150 to #130 - chittywok **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
i think that op is half right. see USA has not been a country for very many years, but they/we think we know better than everyone because we have democracy. the USA also tends to force its way into situations that it really should keep its nose out of. a good metaphor is, assume you have held the same job for roughly 3 yrs. someone new gets hired, and in 3 months start acting like they are the best and most knowledgeable employee around. kinda would piss you off huh? know imagine that employee forces their way into your workspace and changes everything around and tells you a new way to do YOUR job. this is how USA is viewed by many countries worldwide.

im not asking you to accept this as truth i just think if more people attempt to see the other viewpoint in a argument they will show much less ignance

sorry for the novel
User avatar #169 to #150 - arsenymous (10/25/2013) [-]
I think you're talking to the wrong Americans if you think that we think like that. Plus if someone in the office acted high and mighty i'd be pissed no matter how long they were there.
User avatar #176 to #169 - chittywok **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
i am an american, i went to egypt with my father and spoke with many people there this was in 2008. that is were i got this viewpoint
User avatar #194 to #150 - funbaggy (10/25/2013) [-]
Uh oh looks like we got an expert up in here.
User avatar #172 to #150 - byobgraffpro ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
the u.s. only "forced their way into" war torn, genocidal conflicts within a country that lacked the intelligence and resources to fix their own problems. i dont agree with the government sometimes, but we arent necessarily walking into a country that is doing fine and killing everyone. thats what nazi germany did.
User avatar #140 to #130 - drewbridge (10/25/2013) [-]
Hurr durrr muh highly unrealistic romanticized depictions of international events.

Europeans, liberals, and dumb Americans believe this.
#253 - germanstodamaxja (10/25/2013) [-]
I can go up to someone in the U.S. government, military, or police force and tell them I hate America with all my heart and think everything it is doing is wrong, and you know what would happen to me? Nothing. Absolutely, ******* , nothing. I've even said **** like this to members of our military multiple times and I'm still a free man. We have free speech, we have elections, we have free press, how the hell are we FASCISTS? You, know, those guys that murdered around 10 million people in camps in the 1940's and used total exploitation policies on those they invaded? Even in Iraq, which I completely think was a screw-up, the Iraqi people are getting far more money in royalties from U.S. oil companies than they were under Saddam. I know we are a large and powerful nation who's poor decisions affect more people than we realize, but it is very offensive to me to hear someone call us fascists. We **** up sometimes, but we really are trying to help people! The best we can do is try to fix our mistakes, as I mentioned with the Iraq example, and move forward. I honestly have no problem with Europeans despite my differences in opinion with them so I would like the same treatment in kind toward me and my country! JESUS. We don't have to hate each other...
#258 to #253 - kanedam (10/25/2013) [-]
weren't there quite a few cases of people having trouble with the nsa and homeland security back under gw buch jr when they stated about how wrong the war on terror, iraq and so on were? (just asking, i've heard some of those stories in documentations and news)
and isnt the us secret service observing and spying on all the citizens...?
#281 to #258 - CaptainChristberry (10/25/2013) [-]
but we aren't fascists, the only part of fascism we are close to is the nationalism, but we don't feel the need to expand America on the sole reason because we think America is great. We don't have one exalted leader of the nation, or one national party. We aren't fascists, we're just dicks
#378 to #258 - germanstodamaxja (10/28/2013) [-]
Yea, I mean some IRS assholes were harassing Tea Party members too though. It's just a few pricks in the gov. occasionally abusing their power
User avatar #330 to #253 - ninjamyles **User deleted account** (10/25/2013) [-]
yes but carry a toy plastic gun and your police will shoot you.
#105 - anon (10/25/2013) [-]
You know World War 1 there wasn't any real bad guys right? People point to world war 2 because that's when we can justify good vs bad due to the fact Germany was killing millions of their own people and invading other countries....WW1 was just everyone being a dick
User avatar #121 to #105 - roflstorm (10/25/2013) [-]
Actually, wasn't everyone fighting for "who has the most land"?
#122 to #105 - caplocker (10/25/2013) [-]
supposedly killing millions. the number was stretched. No one said **** about the millions of Germans the US killed following the war, it's not taught in classes and it's difficult to find information now, even in the age of information. If they had the intention of killing all of the Jews, why did they tattoo them? The real number is around 1 million Jews, which is staggering and a disgusting act of dreadful human beings. That's about half the number of Germans that died after the war ended as a result of internment camps and "relocation".

Eisenhower was as cruel, if not even more so than all of Hitler's government. By the end of 1950, Germany had 12-13.5 million deaths as a result of allied forces starving and denying medical care to men, women, children, babies, young old, didn't matter.

Eisenhower couldn't just kill off civilians without cause, so he classified these people as "Disarmed Enemy Forces" which included boys age 10 and up to men age 100. these camps were wonderful. As Eisenhower said

"Prison enclosures are to provide no shelter or other comforts" This means no tents, no blanks and little to NO food at all. They were suppose to get an allowance of 840 calories per day, 1/3rd of whats needed. A lot of that was destroyed before making it to them. Toss in systematic rape of German children and women and you had a nice recipe for atrocity.

The US was much worse to Germans than the Germans were to Jews. pic of germans in an "internment camp" related.
User avatar #162 to #122 - enkmaster (10/25/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, but that is just wrong. The Hunger Plan specifically outlined the mass murder of millions of Jewish, Eastern European and Russian people to get Germany's "Living Room". Captured IBM records put the number of Jews killed at Auschwitz alone higher than 250 000. Also, dont forget the more than 20 million Russians killed as a direct result of Germany's invasion, an estimated 3 million of which were murdered by Wehrmacht forces or SS Death Squads.

No, the U.S was by no means kind to Germany after the War, but attempting to downplay or deny the atrocities commit by Hitler's government is foolish and ignorant. The Nazi's were monsters. A single read-through of Mein Kampf is more than enough to make that very clear.
#377 to #162 - caplocker (10/26/2013) [-]
Hey, believe what you want.
#104 - anon (10/25/2013) [-]
I can't wait until the US loses it's military power. Not because I hate the US or anything, but I can't wait to see these European countries scramble to protect themselves, and realize how good they had it when America had their back 24/7. America will get the last laugh.
#242 - kanedam (10/25/2013) [-]
this post is dumb.   
almost all comments down (and mine most likely too) are dumb.   
its a shame that there is no serious discussion or reflecting on that topic...   
just a lot of americans stating "all europeans hate america hurr durr they have nor eason and have never been here" and a lot of defending/explaining nazi germany...   
seriously: just a waste of time!   
DONT SCROLL DOWN if you dont like such stuff...
this post is dumb.
almost all comments down (and mine most likely too) are dumb.

its a shame that there is no serious discussion or reflecting on that topic...
just a lot of americans stating "all europeans hate america hurr durr they have nor eason and have never been here" and a lot of defending/explaining nazi germany...

seriously: just a waste of time!

DONT SCROLL DOWN if you dont like such stuff...
#218 - PVTDickStryker (10/25/2013) [-]
>Implying our recession was as bad as post WWI Germany's
>Implying the mass-majority of Americans would truly see a race/religious group as being "subhuman" (inb4 "Hurr durr 'Murricans think all Muslims r terrorists," only the truly ignorant believe that, not even warfighters believe that.)
User avatar #220 to #218 - colonelhyde (10/25/2013) [-]
umm picture . . .. . . sauce? please . . . .
User avatar #224 to #218 - proxnik (10/25/2013) [-]
pic sauce?
User avatar #225 to #218 - PVTDickStryker (10/25/2013) [-]
Lol, guess admin has you guys porn-starved. Sauce is titled Tiny Boobs Giant Tits History
User avatar #217 - damping (10/25/2013) [-]
This post is the thing that finally completely convinces me that Funnyjunk, and by extension Europeans are just American hating assholes. Have they ever been to America? No. Have they talked to more than 2 Americans their whole life? No. Do they watch American TV? Yes. Do they use American products? Yes. Do they listen to American music? Yes. Do they like the American made internet? Yes. DO they like windows and PCs? Yes.

You Europeans are a sad, sad people. You use American things everyday, then go on to hate the people of a country you have never been Go to hell you cunts.
#226 to #217 - danmanjones (10/25/2013) [-]
It's not a European thing. It's all non-Americans. And it's a generalization that goes both ways.
User avatar #228 to #226 - damping (10/25/2013) [-]
Really? How many posts do you see of America bashing other countries? Maybe 5 a year vs 5 a week the other way. As I said before Europeans are a sad, sad people.
#239 to #228 - danmanjones (10/25/2013) [-]
When I say it goes both ways I mean the generalisation goes both ways... you're generalising about Europeans and people often generalise about Americans. From where I sit (New Zealand) it's basically the entire world that generalises about Americans, not just Europeans. It's largely a result of American hubris. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hubris
User avatar #241 to #239 - damping (10/25/2013) [-]
Are you implying that I don't know what Hubris is? My god, you are a cunt just like the rest.
#249 to #241 - kanedam (10/25/2013) [-]
uhm... i'm sorry but exactly that kind of response is what fits into the stereotype...
why did you have to insult him man? not everybody knows the word, and he just gave you a link explaining it...
and he didnt diss america or anything...
User avatar #251 to #249 - damping (10/25/2013) [-]
Sorry, but I am pissed right now. I am arguing with numerous people who have actually said all Americans are stupid rednecks, so I a defensive. It could easily have been implied.
#252 to #251 - kanedam (10/25/2013) [-]
a roundhouse attack on everyone wont help you, your rhetoric point or the reputation of your country.
its more like fulfilling the usual stereotype... i'm sorry that i'm stating this but i try to show you a bit the different point of views.
to everyone else, not really trying to explain it to you, or have a serious discussion its a simple thing they see: an american insulting others for no reason (at least in this one post right now.) he just explained something, pretty normal and without any diss and an american (you) insulted him without any reason... its just like a proof for the stereotype man...
User avatar #255 to #252 - damping (10/25/2013) [-]
So me calling someone a cunt supports that the US will invade the world, and ethnically cleanse it? Wow didn't realize their was a connection there.
User avatar #259 to #255 - damping (10/25/2013) [-]
#245 to #241 - danmanjones (10/25/2013) [-]
I'm not implying anything just making it easier if you didn't... I just learned that word the other day. Man you have some serious sand in your vagina dude.
User avatar #247 to #245 - damping (10/25/2013) [-]
Well according to most of this website we are dumb as rocks, and had a terrible education so I do have some serious sand in my vagina honestly.
#234 to #217 - kanedam (10/25/2013) [-]
i'm not even sure if this post was made by a european...

but even if:
calm down man... no reason to get so pissed off at all europeans, is there?
#238 to #234 - urbemarmis (10/25/2013) [-]
i mean many europeans get pissed off at all americans and not one european will say **** to them. youd better say that to the ignorant europeans among you, and on funnyjunk before you start telling the pissed off americans that after we perceive the majority of europeans are dicks from the posts they make that we are generalizing
#244 to #238 - kanedam (10/25/2013) [-]
oh come on, relax.

its so strange... i've seen all countries get criticised and made fun of on this page (poland ball, life in russia, the germans, the arabs and muslims, the jews, and so on).
man, this is a sarcastic page... everyone gets their bit.
why get so pissed off when its americas turn this time...? or better: why get everytime pissed (not you, but a whole lot of comments in every single america-joke post)?
and about the other part: no it's not that europeans get pissed off at all americans. its the government they get pissed off. and those americans that just fit the stereotype perfectly of uneducated, propaganda-brainwashed muricans. might sound a bit hard, but its just cringeworthy when you hear an interviewer ask "who won the vietnam war?" and an us-citizen says "we did". you know? its not like all of the us-citizens are like that, but there is a very very big group that is like that and since it might be normal for you you just dont realise such cringeworthy actions.
User avatar #268 to #244 - damping (10/25/2013) [-]
When people make fun or Russians, or Germans it is very jokingly. Oh in Russia they are tough and don't care, what an insult. In Germany they drink a lot of beer. Once again not even an insult. The posts about America are not jokes. We are called fat and stupid, and in this post we are even called genocidal maniacs. If you can't see the difference then you are blind.
#270 to #268 - kanedam (10/25/2013) [-]
its more about:
dont you realise that the stereotype FITS? you know, that it somehow really is like that?
(this post states **** , alright... but dont you realise america is the party that is slowly going down and will be the nasty one in the next big war, the war it will have to fight to stay on top? and you know... americans feel superior to the rest of the world, at least the majority does)
User avatar #271 to #270 - damping (10/25/2013) [-]
Yes, because the US has started a lot of major wars. NOT. The stereotype does not fit. We are only 1% fatter than the UK and 3% fatter than Germany. Mexico recently passed us for most fat. If we were stupid, we wouldn't have the worlds best economy and most valuable workers, along with the worlds greatest higher education.

The stereotype is ******** made by insecure Europeans whoa re mad they are still not in power.
#274 to #271 - kanedam (10/25/2013) [-]
the most valuable workers (when it comes to skills) is not americans.
its germans, russians, chinese, japanese, indians, austrians, and the nordic european states.
when it comes to the most valuable workers (considering the prize) chinese, indian and other low-paying countries are much more welcome.

about the best education: through the propaganda it's stated that the us education is so good. it is not.
the average german technical university is on the same level as the mit, (it jsut doesnt have so much money). toudai (tokyo university) is one of the best universities in the world, followed by a few other chinese universities. you just dont hear that because they are from a different cultural background.
the knowledge needed for an engineer title in the us is something 17year old learn in low-educations in my country. (thats why you can go to america and be an engineer with 18years) the usual standard education passed up to your college niveau.

all this things arent because you are the best. its because you are in power.
power makes you be able to simply raise your debt level, to force other countries your economical values and such. its not about better...
you have the strongest military, and thats what keeps you in position. nothing else...
of course you wont believe me. but if you truly want to understand why americans get dissed so much look up some of these informations. you will see its true.

and then you should be ashamed for smply stating "its the highest, and best blablabla". because exactly that attitude is what the others dont like.
people know **** and act all high and mighty. all "U-S-A!" like while in a lot of areas its just average niveau.
User avatar #276 to #274 - damping (10/25/2013) [-]
OMFG, do you honestly think your countries 17 year olds are smarter than US engineers? You are much more brainwashed than me. There is a reason foreigners come to the US for their higher education. It is because its the best in the world. You are a straight up fool.
#282 to #276 - kanedam (10/25/2013) [-]
uhm... i have this education. i'm a "geselle" and thats what its called in my country. i would need to go for 5 years to a higher education school to get the engineering degree in my country. and i've already had american companies ask if i wanted to work for them as an engineer because the knowledge and practice are f the level of an american engineer. (not talking about master or doctor). - but hey, that must be a lie right? i mean... they called me to work for them but that was surely just a prank from my government to brainwash me!

i've got to say i dont really care anymore to talk to you. i dont really believe you looked up any of these informations seriously or that you tried to find out whats there to say about the information i gave you.
just discredit them, throw them into the garbage and ignore them. it has no meaning to me. live an ignorant life and enjoy it as long as it is still possible...
i was trying to show you why america has become such an eyesore for a lot of people all around the world. and why america wont be able to hold the #1 position in the world for a long time anymore... trust me. it will happen during our lifetime that it loses that place to someone else.

but hey, ignore me. its the internet... i'm some eurofag. **** it, right?
i dont want to anger you or spoil your mood. lets go look for some more funny **** ... bye man!
User avatar #283 to #282 - damping (10/25/2013) [-]
Exactly what did I trash? The burden of proof is on you. i responded to each of your points, most of which were wrong.

******** on being hired out of high school as an engineer. I know an Indian who got his bachelors in India, and couldn't get a job as an engineer in America until he got his Masters in America.

The ******** is strong in this one.
#285 to #283 - kanedam (10/25/2013) [-]
yes you responded... but you didnt research it with non american sources.
but as i said:
this conversation will go nowhere...

lets go search for some more funny! i wish you a wonderful time!
User avatar #288 to #285 - damping (10/25/2013) [-]
Just give me a source and I will happily look. If you don't why would I bother myself? You are making the non-accepted claim. Plus that was only on one point. The rest of mine were valid, and you seem to be ignoring them.
#272 to #271 - kanedam (10/25/2013) [-]
america does neither have the best economy, nor the best workers, nor the highest education my friend...

exactly these kinds of things are wrong. your government and media tells you that... but it is plain wrong.

i'm pretty sure you will ignore this, but if you really want to break out of the scheme or want to understand why americans get so dissed look up some of these facts (and not from the major us sites, search international sources)

the us has started a lot of wars or helped get them going. it did so in ww1 and ww2. both wars that made the us become the superpower they are now. because they gave the other countries in war money to start the war (official government gave money to the allies, inofficiall industrials gave money to germany so they could size their army up too). waiting for the right moment to get into it.
it used a lot of lies to start wars (lusitania in ww2, ignoring warnings about pearl harbour in ww2, in vietnam, in iraq, and many others. just search it up... you'd be shocked to see how often you were lied to about the reasons for wars!)

about the obese people: depending on wich source you use there will be different results. either america or mexico are place one. and if you take it scientifically and statistically correct there are some countries like micronesia and such that come before those. (yes, there's some little pacific countries that have a higher percentage of obese people). sill... that there's other countries with fat people doesnt mean that the joke about fat americans is wrong.
the us economy is ****** up, it is going down and you have the highest debt in the whole world (while controlling the bigget part of ressources a country has...) not really doing ecenomy well. in fact your economy is so bad that it sends waves of trouble all around the world... and makes other countries have trouble to keep following since you simply break the rules with no consequences (its about power, nothing else!)
to be continued
User avatar #275 to #272 - damping (10/25/2013) [-]
>In terms of GDP we have the best economy. That's not up for debate sorry.

>We are 6th in GDP per capita, but are the only country with a population of above 50 million until Germany at 17. That means we have the best workers in terms of value.

>According to world college ranking websites, not based in the US. The US has about 30 out of the top 50 universities in the world.

>The US did capitalize on the wars, but in no way started them. That's just wrong. If you have proof show me it.

>They used lies like the Lusitania to get into to the war, but they didn't start those wars.

>I know about the pacific islands. Thanks for talking down to me. I go to one of the top 50 universities in the world, don't act like you are smarter.

>Our Debt as a percentage of GDP isn't even close to the highest. look at Japan.

>You are misinformed, not I. Your post could not have been more pretentious.
#248 to #244 - urbemarmis (10/25/2013) [-]
im not pissed or anything im just stating the truth. what im talking about and how i say it makes you think im flipping on you when i guess you could say im just being very serious about it. and you dont see it because you arent american (a fair assumption seeing as how you mentioned how "all countries get made fun of") this is true all of the countries have jokes about them but theyre joke. they arent meant to seem like they were meant to be serious. meanwhile you have people making fake pictures of people saying "hurrr this woman is from europe diz pictur is frum when she wuz in eurup and the fat version of hurrrr is wen she got to murica" or talking about how just because im an american im some sort of war mongering racist that loves to hurt people and steal money from other countries. when people make jokes about the other countries theyre usually the very outrageous and overdramatized types that everyone knows is meant to be a joke and not to be taken serious. you see someone post "in soviet russia the bike rides you" and everyone laughs even russians because they know its not serious because its too extreme and no one is ******** on russia in the comments then someone will post "america: where white people kill because theyre mentally ill and all other races because theyre terrorists" and the americans are sitting there scratching their heads trying to figure out if its a joke and then when they scroll down the comments they see people ******** all over america calling us fat and racist
#250 to #248 - kanedam (10/25/2013) [-]
may i ask you something?

when in the last 20 years did you hear an european government diss or threaten or butt in into intern affairs of america...? (i will list some of the actions afterwards of what the us gov has done and then you might understand why there might clearly be a different point of view)
#260 to #250 - urbemarmis (10/25/2013) [-]
some of these people could be your ancestors as well as mine, but hey at least somewhere in my bloodline 2 groups of people said "nahh i dont wanna be a part of this. im going to go somewhere else" and look where they ended up
#257 to #250 - urbemarmis (10/25/2013) [-]
what the hell does this have to do with america stereotypes i dont give a **** what you think about our government, hell i hate how the government is doing **** now myself, im just sick of all of the "hurrr stoopid muricans" bull **** . and go ahead and list off whatever the hell you please, but if its as off topic as talking about the government when we were talking about the citizens its not helping you out at all. you really think the majority of germans would support a genocide? speaking of which whens the last genocide you heard of from america? does the average american still keep a slave in the house? no. no they do not. meanwhile theres germany, and the ottoman empire with the genocides in the 20th century and then why dont we also look at some of the other **** that people all over europe did cutting off peoples heads for speaking ill of another human being, sacrifices to gods depending on where you were from, and the more Nordic cultures made war into a pass time. theyd kill clergymen and other non-threatening people just because they felt like it
#261 to #257 - kanedam (10/25/2013) [-]
uhm... its not like america is a different population. you do realise that the americans are descendents of the people that did all the things you just stated...? just like europeans nowadays are descendents of those people?

america threatened a lot of european countries when the iraq war started "either you're with us, or against us!" and alone that attitude made a lot of people angry.

about genocide: the us use polluting ammunition right now. ud-ammunition radiates and poisons coming generations... just look at the data from yugoslavia where that stuff was used and cancer went up skyrocketing.
the us started the iraq war without any reason! the official reason was dismissed a few years later (remember the mass descrution weapons iraq should have had? they hadnt!)
and as i stated before:
its not like every american is stupid and a murican... its just that a lot of americans act like the typical "murican" stereotype.
also: the post is about the government, not the civilians.
about the racist topic: well talk to an arabian what its like to be in america right now. hell even i get on a "yellow" alert level just because of my religion no matter who i am or what i did!

it just seems that there are a lot of aggressive and brainwashed americans. its hard to find someone to talk to calmly about such topics. just the other day was a post about "remember the soldiers that fight for your rights!" and op got completely pissed because someone stated "well, since i'm not american they are not fighting for me!" raging in dozens of comments. and here you are now: read your own comments, do you seem like a smart and open person to talk to, or rather like a aggressive person that gets pissed off immediately when the us is somehow critizised?
#263 to #261 - kanedam (10/25/2013) [-]
i'm not sure to wich comment this is the reply...
User avatar #319 to #234 - damping (10/25/2013) [-]
Its always made by a European.
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