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#17 - terribletim ONLINE (09/03/2015) [-]
ADMIN ATM
ADMIN ATM
User avatar #93 to #17 - admin [OP](09/03/2015) [-]
That's ******** ! I'm not jerking off to tranny porn so that can't be me!
User avatar #107 to #93 - tarabostes (09/03/2015) [-]
your profile pic is you as a tranny tho
User avatar #149 to #107 - admin [OP](09/03/2015) [-]
it's actually a girl so no where near as hot
#151 to #149 - tarabostes (09/03/2015) [-]
"Not 300 lbs+ and no dick?
Admin says no thanks"
#186 to #164 - bleachtaire (09/04/2015) [-]
weeaboos cry for him daily
#91 to #17 - sidatrollasorus (09/03/2015) [-]
ADMIN AFTER
#166 to #91 - anon (09/03/2015) [-]
More like Jizz Hands Amarite?
User avatar #7 - optimussum (09/03/2015) [-]
so the usual?
User avatar #21 to #7 - admin [OP](09/03/2015) [-]
we're talking about keep up 9 servers and a 40,000 users a day from crashing, not your usual gay anal sex sir

please stay on topic
User avatar #41 to #21 - mattdoggy (09/03/2015) [-]
>no gay anal sex

why am i even here then
User avatar #94 to #41 - admin [OP](09/03/2015) [-]
Yeah this site sucks. No gay anal sex? SHUT IT DOWN
#105 to #94 - randaxkull (09/03/2015) [-]
I did my best.
User avatar #109 to #105 - articulate (09/03/2015) [-]
It's an old meme, but it checks out.jpg
#154 to #41 - kangson (09/03/2015) [-]
Well feministactivism still exists soo....
#26 to #21 - fireheartt (09/03/2015) [-]
fj is 40000 strong? what the ****
User avatar #45 to #26 - rui (09/03/2015) [-]
40,000 isn't that big of a number by internet standards (it is, however a very good number indeed; source: i ran a site once and only got 1.7K active users a day).

But to think that 40,000 users are cancer-free and thinking in the funnyjunk hive-mind of having the same agreement on what is considered funny and what isn't, is something unique. Just look at any Youtube video and watch people arguing their lives away; we here are having a good time. Entertainment at its finest!
User avatar #63 to #45 - gypsydude (09/03/2015) [-]
It's a big enough number to invade a small country
#73 to #63 - furrylove ONLINE (09/03/2015) [-]
I'm in, where are we headed Cap'n?
User avatar #85 to #73 - dmkstarstar (09/03/2015) [-]
To Latvia! Viva la potato!
#159 to #85 - bohemianblasphemy (09/03/2015) [-]
A bunch of autistic manchildren versus Latvia?
Must be the Great Potato War.
#168 to #85 - gypsydude (09/03/2015) [-]
If you lead a squad autistic funnyjunkers, I'll give all the potatoes you can eat
User avatar #76 to #73 - avatice (09/03/2015) [-]
See >>#26
#78 to #76 - furrylove ONLINE (09/03/2015) [-]
That took an embarrassingly long time for me to get.

Also last time I showed up at my bf's house at 2am it ended poorly
User avatar #64 to #63 - rui (09/03/2015) [-]
pretty sure it's a lot easier to click buttons than to invade a country pal ;p
and internet standards
User avatar #67 to #64 - captanyonomus (09/03/2015) [-]
I dunno, Monaco is pretty small man.
User avatar #95 to #45 - admin [OP](09/03/2015) [-]
40,000 logged in, yeah. unless we count unique visitors then like 290k
User avatar #108 to #95 - doctorcamden (09/03/2015) [-]
****** Lurkers.
User avatar #141 to #95 - babyweewee (09/03/2015) [-]
My mum calls me unique. So does my psychiatrist.. Do I count?
#140 to #95 - anonasdaasdasd ONLINE (09/03/2015) [-]
So only like 3% of users thumb content?
User avatar #181 to #140 - rui (09/03/2015) [-]
actually, 13.7931%
User avatar #158 to #140 - brcstar (09/03/2015) [-]
Closer to 1%
User avatar #180 to #158 - rui (09/03/2015) [-]
1% of 290,000
40,000 x 100 = 4,000,000
if 40,000 was 1% then the total should be 4 MILLION. Not even close *****

the real 1% of 290,000 is 2900. 2900 isn't even half a half of a half 40,000. Again not close at all

and now to see 3%
3% of 290,000 is 8700. Again less than half a half of 40,000
You just got MATH'd
#191 to #180 - anonasdaasdasd ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
I meant 3% of unique visitors, not users, my bad.
And I guess it's closer to 2% (5800 thumbs, also counting the red ones)
#192 to #191 - anonasdaasdasd ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
Also this might be because I'm tired, but I have no idea what you're doing with your math. Why multiple 40000 by 100? why compare the logged in users with the unique viewers?
User avatar #193 to #192 - rui (09/04/2015) [-]
we multiply 40,000 by 100 since you said the 40,000 was 1%, meaning if we multiply it by 100 that would be the 100%

ex: 6 is 1% of x
find x
6*100 = 600, thus x = 600
#194 to #193 - anonasdaasdasd ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
I said it was 3% of users (Meaning posts get 1200 total thumbs, since (40000/100)*3 is 1200) but meant 3% of unique viewers (meaning (290000/100)*3 = 8700 thumbs in total)
#96 to #45 - juter (09/03/2015) [-]
>fj
>cancer-free
#150 to #96 - anon (09/03/2015) [-]
huge fan juter love you
User avatar #28 to #21 - optimussum (09/03/2015) [-]
wait so we're not posting gay anal sex tonight?

uhh, i have some delayed posts i need to cancel
User avatar #118 to #28 - admin [OP](09/03/2015) [-]
you cancel those posts and I'll find you and slap you!
User avatar #162 to #118 - satansferret (09/03/2015) [-]
Can we post it in SFW?
#23 to #21 - anygoodnames (09/03/2015) [-]
Stay on the usual.
User avatar #71 to #21 - mondominiman (09/03/2015) [-]
But the flyer said gay anal sex included, if that's out so am I.
Good day sir
User avatar #97 to #21 - exotic (09/03/2015) [-]
**** man. I still have content that got 100k views in one full day back in 2012. I didn't know the decline was this steep
User avatar #121 to #97 - admin [OP](09/03/2015) [-]
those are page views, not users.

site gets like 9 million pageviews a day lol
User avatar #124 to #121 - gypsydude (09/03/2015) [-]
and 8 million use ad block
User avatar #127 to #21 - enemyoftrn (09/03/2015) [-]
Admin, you are awesome.
User avatar #153 to #21 - tjmixx (09/03/2015) [-]
Its weird how there is 40,000 people and the top thumbs are usually about 2000 or less.. I guess a lot of people don't thumb but I always use shift+right starting from the top content all the way down, even it isn't really funny. Except anime.
User avatar #99 - birckin (09/03/2015) [-]
99 little bugs in the code
99 little bugs in the code
Take one down, patch it around
117 little bugs in the code
User avatar #1 - slynke (09/03/2015) [-]
no.
#32 - gypsydude (09/03/2015) [-]
I have no clue what this even means
I have no clue what this even means
User avatar #178 to #32 - theruse (09/03/2015) [-]
FJ is kill.
User avatar #38 to #32 - cdsams (09/03/2015) [-]
Admin ****** up while managing permissions.
#89 to #38 - rollfourexplain (09/03/2015) [-]
Which is going to cause... An outage? I'm guessing an outage.
#100 to #89 - anon (09/03/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** explain thiss
#101 to #100 - rollfourexplain (09/03/2015) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0000-9999*"**
**rollfourexplain rolls 7,817**

A roll.
User avatar #90 to #89 - cdsams (09/03/2015) [-]
Don't take this answer too seriously but... Let us say that admin made everybody an admin. We all know how that doesn't work. The site gets ****** to no end. Let us say that admin tripped a safety feature I have no clue if this even exists that takes away all permissions. The website then goes dark net and only admin can even view the front page. This is only a small anecdote of what may go wrong. I don't know what tools admin uses.
User avatar #170 to #90 - brcstar (09/03/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure that's not what he's talking about in the slightest
User avatar #174 to #170 - cdsams (09/03/2015) [-]
Then what are permissions? I clearly do not know what I am talking about.
#6 - doesthislookunsure (09/03/2015) [-]
**doesthislookunsure used "*roll picture*"**
**doesthislookunsure rolled image**
User avatar #116 to #6 - hypnosystem (09/03/2015) [-]
Excellent roll!
#69 - balor (09/03/2015) [-]
**balor rolled user besle **

You will be featured on this show because you are a sick piece of **** .
#169 to #69 - deathjammer (09/03/2015) [-]
**deathjammer used "*roll picture*"**
**deathjammer rolled image**
that ****** roll
User avatar #179 to #169 - balor (09/03/2015) [-]
Is he a pedophile?
#195 to #179 - chrisfisto (09/05/2015) [-]
One way to find out.
One way to find out.
#188 to #69 - chrisfisto (09/04/2015) [-]
**chrisfisto used "*roll picture*"**
**chrisfisto rolled image** Fine ******* roll.
User avatar #190 to #188 - balor (09/04/2015) [-]
Oh, I checked out his profile.
**** posts eh?
I bet he posts loli.
User avatar #189 to #188 - balor (09/04/2015) [-]
Is he really a pedophile?
#43 - fennis (09/03/2015) [-]
sound stricky
#20 - vortix (09/03/2015) [-]
**vortix used "*roll picture*"**
**vortix rolled image** suck it, admin.
User avatar #122 - skullhead (09/03/2015) [-]
Its just one of those days
When you don't wanna wake up
Everything is ******
Everybody sux
You don't really know why
But you want justify
Rippin' someone's head off
No human contact
And if you interact
Your life is on contract
Your best bet is to stay away ************
It's just one of those days!!
#103 - anon (09/03/2015) [-]
#59 - scarygingerkid (09/03/2015) [-]
welcome to the Democratic People's Republic of North FJ. where Kim Junk Un tells us to look like we love it here or get sent to the camp. make content...the **** i look like...
#19 - terribletim ONLINE (09/03/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#106 - mobilebull (09/03/2015) [-]
**mobilebull used "*roll picture*"**
**mobilebull rolled image** this is what admin really broke
User avatar #113 to #106 - mrsixinch (09/03/2015) [-]
That is an ISIS bastard ******* a donkey, so pretty close to admin's shenanigans
#72 - fancys (09/03/2015) [-]
Random gif
#131 - hoeschy (09/03/2015) [-]
**hoeschy used "*roll picture*"**
**hoeschy rolled image**
#119 - robotdefault (09/03/2015) [-]
When it breaks its like
#66 - settlement ONLINE (09/03/2015) [-]
**settlement used "*roll picture*"**
**settlement rolled image**
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