I heard CoD Ghosts is out.... I don't really hate CoD all that much..... TALKIN TO MY DADDY ON HIS DYING BED WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE THIS IS WHAT HE SAID WHEN I CAME OUT OF MY MOTHERS WOMB I FOUND MYSELF IN THE DELIVERY ROOM ALL BLO
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I heard CoD Ghosts is out...

I don't really hate CoD all that much...

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#2 - crimsonarmour (11/13/2013) [+] (5 replies)
TALKIN TO MY DADDY ON HIS DYING BED
WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE THIS IS WHAT HE SAID
WHEN I CAME OUT OF MY MOTHERS WOMB
I FOUND MYSELF IN THE DELIVERY ROOM
ALL BLOODY AND WHITE I RAPPELLED TO THE FLOOR
CUT THE UMBILICAL AND CRAWLED TO THE DOOR
CRUISED THE WARD AND I'M LOOKIN GOOD
BABY LITTLE MARINE LIKE I SHOULD
CAMOUFLAGE DIAPER BLACK BABY SHOES
BUTTER KNIFE SWORD AND BABY DRESS BLUES
HUMVEE STROLLER TRICYCLE TANK
THREE DIAPER PINS ON MY COLLER FOR RANK
DOWN THE HALL I HEARD SOME CRYING LIKE HECK
WALKED RIGHT IN CALLED ATTENTION ON DECK
LISTEN UP WIMPS I'M IN COMMAND
ALL YOUR CRYIN AND YOUR SNIVELIN I WILL NOT STAND
THEY SAID AYE AYE SIR AND I HAD IT MADE
I WAS COMMANDING OFFICER OF THE BABY BRIGADE
User avatar #20 - whimsical (11/14/2013) [+] (13 replies)
best cod so far

anyone who disagrees is an idiot and has no reason to back it up except say "ITS THE SAME GAME"

its not you idiots
User avatar #21 to #20 - darthblam (11/14/2013) [-]
Call of Duty: Ghosts Copy & Paste Modern Warfare 2 Ending
Except it is.
#33 - wilfredfanforever (11/14/2013) [+] (5 replies)
This 						*******					 game. I got BO2 as a gift, and play the 						****					 out of zombies with my buddy, and that was the only reason I played at all. For the Zombies. Now, BO1 zombies was also good, bt I like BO2 zombies way better. Anyways, whenever the great debate would spark up (Halo Versus cod) I would always say Halo was the superior game. The responses were :   
   
1.Halo has aliens, it's for kids   
2. oh wow, alines, how cool   
3. it has aliens, that's 						*******					 retarded and unrealistic.    
4.At least zombies are a possibility and could happen.    
   
And what happened? That's right 						*************					. Guess what cod ghosts has now instead of zombies. 						*************					 Aliens. Suck my dick
This ******* game. I got BO2 as a gift, and play the **** out of zombies with my buddy, and that was the only reason I played at all. For the Zombies. Now, BO1 zombies was also good, bt I like BO2 zombies way better. Anyways, whenever the great debate would spark up (Halo Versus cod) I would always say Halo was the superior game. The responses were :

1.Halo has aliens, it's for kids
2. oh wow, alines, how cool
3. it has aliens, that's ******* retarded and unrealistic.
4.At least zombies are a possibility and could happen.

And what happened? That's right ************* . Guess what cod ghosts has now instead of zombies. ************* Aliens. Suck my dick
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#38 to #35 - coldbread (11/14/2013) [-]
That picture is too big, could you make it smaller for me?
User avatar #59 - boydaranga **User deleted account** (11/14/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Probably the biggest mess CoD has been on launch ever.
Heres a list of what the PC community have asked for in a patch (most or all of these things were not a problem in blops2:

Remove stutter in game and menu, Remove mouse lag (not as smooth as in Black Ops2)
Remove aimbot when player plugs in their Xbox360 controller, Remove the "Your windows performance is slower than expected" pop-up, Remove 6GB of RAM minimum restriction (allows player with slow PC to play), Remove cap on 90FPS max, Fix create a soldier. (Many can't play Multiplayer because they don't have an unlocked soldier.), Fix random crash during gameplay, Fix memory leak, Fix texture glitch, Fix loading time, Fix Alt-Tab ,Fix fps drop when looking through a scope when sniping, Fix game launch time (took too long for the splash picture to show up), Fix "Lost connection to host" (a new host should be picked), Fix Set Priority from High to Normal (Black Ops 2's default is Normal), Fix chat text (it should be on top of Scoreboard not under it when match ends), Fix chat restriction in the last few minutes of the match (for last minute talking), Fix spawn system (I don't want my enemy spawn right behind me when I just pwned him), Add ping/latency indicator (number is best, bars is fine), Add a FOV slider ( Update: AgentRev's FoV Changer is now allowed !), Add Show FPS in-game, Add support for SLI/CrossFireX , Add view Player Steam page (same like Black Ops 2 so we can add him/her to friend list.

i think i'm gonna wait till Treyarchs next year release as Infinity ward is obviously a bunch of arrogant idiots that cant take criticism or take not of what went right or wrong in previous games.

Black ops 2 is clearly the better game when it comes to Care and Polish. And It is honestly the best PC version Of CoD since Call of duty 4.
User avatar #31 - bluenebula (11/14/2013) [-]
I can't play these games. Not because they're bad, but because I'd get my ass kicked by kids half my age as they make comments about fornicating with my mother.
User avatar #18 - douthit (11/14/2013) [-]
Didn't buy Ghosts, looked like just more of the same. Haven't bought BF4...yet. Brother just got me BO2, so I've been playing that online, and I'm so disappointed in it... I may be done with shooters all together. It's a sad day.
#16 - midothegreat (11/14/2013) [-]
Not into CoD myself so let me contribute some adult baby to be semi-relevant
User avatar #11 - tiddycats (11/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Not a single one of you girl-kissers could even pull a 180 no-scope, drop and give me 100 tea-bags!!"
User avatar #6 - princeofbrokensoul (11/14/2013) [+] (8 replies)
******* hate the multiplayer in this game.
User avatar #9 to #7 - duvallwhitey (11/14/2013) [-]
Jim Carry doesn't like the part with guns.
#13 - thamuz ONLINE (11/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Welp,wasn't imrpessed with BF4 or Ghost's. Both felt copy pasted and nothing really new.   
   
Both went back to the store within a weekend and I spent that money on a pair of Plex that I sold to inject my Eve accounts with cash.
Welp,wasn't imrpessed with BF4 or Ghost's. Both felt copy pasted and nothing really new.

Both went back to the store within a weekend and I spent that money on a pair of Plex that I sold to inject my Eve accounts with cash.
#57 - improbable (11/14/2013) [-]
**improbable rolled a random image posted in comment #21 at The power ** this is better than CoD: Ghost
**improbable rolled a random image posted in comment #21 at The power ** this is better than CoD: Ghost
User avatar #53 - xxxponyloverxxx (11/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
LOL! I wish this was on CoD! xD
User avatar #60 to #53 - sabcy (11/14/2013) [-]
I would question how a fish is supporting you
User avatar #5 - tryingtobemean **User deleted account** (11/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
COD is a well crafted, original game in every aspect and sequel!
Ha ha! I related a military post and COD, are you tricked?!
User avatar #8 to #5 - slenderwolf (11/14/2013) [-]
Sarcasm does not translate well over text.
#1 - devout feminist (11/13/2013) [-]
I love COD, but have stopped playing since ghosts...phhht
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