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null Verizon i' 6: 38 PM 56% it
nathan fielder O
Experiment: text the person
dating "I haven' t been fully honest
with you" then dont reply to them
for 1 hr (& tweet pic of thr
response)
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#2 - geese (12/28/2015) [-]
its the crazy bitch test, she failed
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#124 to #2 - puns (12/28/2015) [-]
this smug son of a bitch i love him
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#5 to #2 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
Crashing her relationships with no survivors
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User avatar #11 to #5 - tenaciouslee (12/28/2015) [-]
She's a big girl.
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User avatar #14 to #11 - homestuckxplain (12/28/2015) [-]
UU
UU
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User avatar #93 to #14 - tenaciouslee (12/28/2015) [-]
If I pull that ring off, would you die?
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#95 to #93 - homestuckxplain (12/28/2015) [-]
It would be extremely underwhelming.
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#134 to #95 - djmaryhikineet ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
for you
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User avatar #141 to #95 - tenaciouslee (12/28/2015) [-]
Was all of this a part of your master proposal?
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#1 - smithsan (12/27/2015) [-]
I dont think anything of value was lost
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User avatar #21 to #1 - keygen (12/28/2015) [-]
sex, sex was lost, who knows she may have let him try anal
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#22 to #21 - grammarofficer (12/28/2015) [-]
What's the point in sex if you are dead inside?
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#165 to #22 - bleeduntildeath (12/28/2015) [-]
because necrophiliacs need love too
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#74 to #22 - putincanmeltcrimea (12/28/2015) [-]
GIF
emotions during sex are for women. all men expect is HNNNGH....
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#109 to #74 - herbolifee (12/28/2015) [-]
And here we have the virgin who has never been in love.
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User avatar #112 to #109 - putincanmeltcrimea (12/28/2015) [-]
and here we have 24 angry people that cant understand sarcasm
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User avatar #121 to #112 - dravis (12/28/2015) [-]
poe's law you ******
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User avatar #123 to #121 - putincanmeltcrimea (12/28/2015) [-]
i thought that sarcastic gif is enough for every imbecile but clearly i was wrong. nevertheless as you see didnt delete the comment just cause people downthumb it
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#135 to #123 - skorchy (12/28/2015) [-]
You have to remember that sarcasm is one of those things that is only really detectable through body language and tone of voice.
On the internet your best bet is to show two things:
1) In some cases people italicize their text to show sarcasm
2) Make your opinion so blasphemous that it has to be deemed sarcasm

The reason nobody got the sarcasm in your post was because there are idiots out there that honestly hold the opinion that men are emotionless to be true, so we took your post at face value.
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User avatar #149 to #123 - shyyguy (12/28/2015) [-]
I'll add one thing to what skorchy said: whenever I am being sarcastic, I usually add in the face. I believe it helps anyway.
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User avatar #157 to #155 - putincanmeltcrimea (12/28/2015) [-]
if i wanted to decide whether i mean something based on general popularity i would delete that comment as soon as it got -2 instead of replying. but whatever you dont read this anyway. thumb away
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#158 to #157 - jujuface (12/28/2015) [-]
You could have deleted it, but that would mean admitting you were wrong. Also you wouldn't have the opportunity to claim everyone is retarded for not understanding your half assed attempt at a joke, and where's the fun in that?
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User avatar #159 to #158 - putincanmeltcrimea (12/28/2015) [-]
idk where is the fun in hating on someone for joking on a joke site
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#160 to #159 - jujuface (12/28/2015) [-]
Nobody's hating. It's just that you're confused on where the funny is.
You didn't make the joke, you are the joke.
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User avatar #161 to #160 - putincanmeltcrimea (12/28/2015) [-]
then i really dont understand this sites humor lately.
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User avatar #119 to #112 - internetexplain (12/28/2015) [-]
>FJ
>intelligence

pick 1
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#140 to #112 - lionti (12/28/2015) [-]
and here there is me, i guy who understands sarcasm but just doesn't really like you
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#170 to #112 - concetrationcamp (12/29/2015) [-]
**concetrationcamp used "*roll picture*"**
**concetrationcamp rolled image** you can't expect people to understand sarcasm with a IQ below bread thumbed you up
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User avatar #171 to #112 - herbolifee (12/29/2015) [-]
If nobody got the joke, then maybe it's kind of a bad joke dude.
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#132 to #74 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
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User avatar #162 to #74 - ogthegreat (12/28/2015) [-]
inb4 JK
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#32 to #21 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
youre the worst kind of person
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User avatar #34 to #32 - keygen (12/28/2015) [-]
i'm the virgin kind of person
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User avatar #56 to #34 - ciacheczko (12/28/2015) [-]
Funny. I don't remember virginity coming along with obligatory lack of standards and dignity. But maybe that's just me.
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#103 to #56 - buldu (12/28/2015) [-]
Well, hell man. Standarts and dignity apparently didn't get this man anywhere, did they? Why on earth would he have any care for them?
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#42 to #34 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
Everyones judging but **** *****

gotta get that first one outta the way AT LEAST.
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#65 to #34 - kanyesfishsticks (12/28/2015) [-]
Once you have sex a few times it doesn't feel like a big deal anymore. You shouldn't be with someone just for sex.
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#167 to #65 - teddybearlove (12/29/2015) [-]
I still enjoy sex even after doing it a lot

>Mfw I get sex
?EVERYTIME
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#168 to #167 - kanyesfishsticks (12/29/2015) [-]
Same here but once you have sex a few times you're no longer obsessed with it and you want more out of a relationship.
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#41 to #34 - erotictentacle ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
I agree with your statement, but i dislike you so i thumb down
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User avatar #125 to #21 - turbodoosh (12/28/2015) [-]
You weak, weak man
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#39 to #21 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
ur great and right dont listen to these kissless futa virgins
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User avatar #24 to #1 - ImmortalBaconEater (12/28/2015) [-]
Self Esteem
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#130 to #1 - implode (12/28/2015) [-]
A **** load of time was lost, especially on the best friend.
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#9 to #1 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
In fact, in this case it seems like the loss itself was fairly valuable (kinda like how it would be valuable to be suddenly rid of AIDS or plague).
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User avatar #10 to #9 - captainprincess ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
Nothing of value was lost
And a weight was lifted
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User avatar #4 - thedungeonmaster (12/28/2015) [-]
If it was actually the guy's best friend, she would probably address him by name. Like I know 99% of these are fake, but **** , lets try and not miss obvious details like that.
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#68 to #4 - kanyesfishsticks (12/28/2015) [-]
They are all fake but the joke is funnier when presented as truth. I try not to over analyze them.
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User avatar #89 to #4 - nickelakon (12/28/2015) [-]
Not really his best friend if he's ******* his girlfriend is he?
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User avatar #131 to #4 - toosexyforyou (12/28/2015) [-]
I wouldn't be so sure about that. Saying "I slept with your best friend" is a lot more powerful than "I slept with Kevin."
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User avatar #6 to #4 - cloudpawtwo (12/28/2015) [-]
I almost never call me best friend by his name. I just say 'what the **** are you doing?' or 'why the **** would you do that'
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User avatar #8 to #6 - BmanX (12/28/2015) [-]
Well yeah, that's cause you're talking to him. But if you were talking about him to someone else, like she was, you're probably gonna use his name, not "my best friend did this"
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User avatar #12 to #8 - harrykuntz (12/28/2015) [-]
I'd probably say something like "So ******** decides to talk me out of running naked with roman candles" or something, then clarify who my bestfriend trying to stop me from being a complete drunken idiot was if they didn't already know
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User avatar #23 to #12 - jakotad (12/28/2015) [-]
But you won't say "my best friend"
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User avatar #61 to #23 - bodox (12/28/2015) [-]
Lol just stop hes obvisouly to retarded to see your point and is just aruging for the sake of it now

But yeah, youre right
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#16 to #4 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
How ******* improbably that someone would refer to his best friend as his best friend. I know funnyjunk is full of retarded people but it is entirely believable that people will refer to them as such. Whats mroe retarded is to think that your personal experience means anything in relation to something that is very possible to have happened. I get it, what are the odds that out of ******* six billion people on the planet that this would happen. Must be pretty low How retarded do people have to be to keep saying everything is fake? There is a possibility of it being fake but it is entirely probable
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User avatar #35 to #16 - thedungeonmaster (12/28/2015) [-]
I'm probably taking the bait here, but I'm saying if your girl friend was talking to you about your best friend, she more than likely wouldn't refer to him as "your best friend", she would address him by his name.
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#66 to #4 - denniswilles (12/28/2015) [-]
They could know like 5 people with the same name as his best friend. That way it wouldn't have been clear who she was talking about. It could be his best friend, his dad, his grandma, his cat, you name it.
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User avatar #76 to #66 - talldumbdork (12/28/2015) [-]
Maybe it was all of them at the same time.
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User avatar #127 to #66 - satansferret (12/28/2015) [-]
It was his dog.
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User avatar #13 to #4 - unikornking (12/28/2015) [-]
The most obvious thing about these I've noticed that is a dead giveaway to every single one is the strange combination of slang and perfect grammar/ spelling.
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User avatar #43 - xdiabolicx (12/28/2015) [-]
Holy **** that bitch went full psycho slut in 15 mins flat.
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#106 to #43 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
Ya, let's ignore the "I told you if you lie again" line, where it's obvious he ****** up before. Plus this idea is just stupid.
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User avatar #108 to #106 - xdiabolicx (12/28/2015) [-]
If that means I get to reveal the crazy inside the person I'm dating, sign me the hell up.
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#15 - supersixfourr (12/28/2015) [-]
You see, this is why I feel so lucky to be bisexual, because it's **** like this that makes me feel less and less attracted to women. I'd rather suck a dick any day than deal with women who are "complicated"
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#20 to #15 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
I wish I were attracted to men.
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#99 to #29 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
Being a lesbian is nothing but drama and heartache.
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User avatar #120 to #99 - internetexplain (12/28/2015) [-]
do it like all homosexuals in history up until modern times :

get yourself a really good friend of the opposite sex, pretend to be straight , and eventually have children.
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#150 to #120 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
But men are disgusting, oozing all kinds of fluids, a penis is like a big boil that you squeeze and puss comes out. Also all that body hair, ew. The only ones who look half decent are gay guys.
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User avatar #154 to #150 - internetexplain (12/28/2015) [-]
You know, you could say the same for Vaginas.

At least dicks don't bleed regularly.
also, ever heard of Shaving? unless the guy looks like a ******* bear who could be proud of his hairy body, shaving isn't an issue.

Tbh tho, if you wanna try this experiment, do me a favor along the way and try getting a gay guy to do this pretend-life with you.

I've always wondered, if a gay guy and a gay girl try having a relationship , would it be like a normal one, but with reversed roles?

maybe, if you're gonna do something like that, tell us how it went, I'm genuinely curious.
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User avatar #129 to #120 - satansferret (12/28/2015) [-]
legit strat.
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#100 to #99 - kaboomz (12/28/2015) [-]
get a man
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#53 to #20 - zmranger ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
*was
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#67 to #53 - supercanadian (12/28/2015) [-]
"Were" is correct. Learn your subjunctives.
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#71 to #67 - zmranger ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
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#69 to #15 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
are you forgetting his best friend also slept with her? Best friend is probably a dude, and that would make him a cunt. Not to mention she had to say "if you lie again we're done" so he's probably lied before, about serious things, making him a cunt.
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#86 to #15 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
If that were the case I would've turned into a lesbian because of all the guys that're complete controlling crazies.
Everyone would be bisexual because each gender has it's fair share of psychos.
Maybe just don't date those kinds of women?
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#50 to #15 - gloriousthighs ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
but aren't a lot of men giant cunts as well? You're perfect to ask. In your experience is it true that women are more crazy than men?

My thoughts were that sure it's easier for women to get men but hard as **** for them to find a good man because so many of them are cunts that only care about sex. Then again all it takes for a woman to get a good guy is to not date the cunts, who are pretty obvious.
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#70 to #15 - kanyesfishsticks (12/28/2015) [-]
But gay men are worse than women
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User avatar #36 to #28 - genesisfuz (12/28/2015) [-]
**genesisfuz used "*roll 1, cis privilege*"**
**genesisfuz rolls You have the ability to flirt, engage in courtship, or form a relationship and not fear that your biological status may be cause for rejection or attack, nor will it cause your partner to question their sexual orientation.**
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User avatar #38 to #15 - envinite (12/28/2015) [-]
Is this faggot really believe than gay men can't possibly cheat?
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User avatar #48 to #38 - listerthepessimist (12/28/2015) [-]
where did you get that idea?
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#139 to #38 - supersixfourr (12/28/2015) [-]
>gay men can't cheat

Please show me where it is that I wrote this. Oh and btw, last time I checked, any sentient human being is capable of cheating
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User avatar #33 to #15 - roninneko (12/28/2015) [-]
Clearly you have no idea how crazy men can be as well. 2 years ago, had a one-night stand with a perfect twink. Found out later he was living off of welfare fraud, and the crazy little **** wouldn't stop texting and calling me for a month. Crazy ****** .

Nobody gets a free pass. Nobody.
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User avatar #55 to #33 - kavrick (12/28/2015) [-]
you had a one night stand, i dont know what you expect from that
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#73 - lolollo (12/28/2015) [-]
I know we're all goading over "now we can test to see if our significant others are crazy!" but has anyone given any thought to what a "normal" response is supposed to look like? You're clearly insinuating something has happened which could prove to be a detriment to the relationship (its what's designed to set the "crazy" off) to go so far as to say you've lied about something that's been going on for an extended period of time. Are we looking for apathy? Would apathy be better? "I haven't been totally honest with you..." "Like I give a **** ..."

What's the scale we're looking at to judge reactions here?
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User avatar #102 to #73 - stifflimb (12/28/2015) [-]
I'd think it's a prank, rather that than 100 different scenarios which all leaves me sad and broken, I choose to pick the option where I will be happy
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User avatar #115 to #73 - trolljunkusa (12/28/2015) [-]
Nathan Fielder is also a huge troll
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#113 to #73 - vegasstoner (12/28/2015) [-]
"...wait what do you mean?" and then you wait.
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#75 to #73 - benadryl (12/28/2015) [-]
GIF
Propably a normal person would either wait patiently, call, or find a way to talk to their SO in person, rather than tapping on their phone furiously like a retarded child.
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#79 to #75 - justtocomment (12/28/2015) [-]
"... then don't answer my calls or texts"
She did call, and he ignored as part of the 'game'.
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User avatar #82 to #79 - benadryl (12/28/2015) [-]
My bad, seems like I skipped that line somehow. Anyway, got any more of them red thumbs?
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User avatar #87 to #82 - ariickido (12/28/2015) [-]
Don't worry man, I got your back.
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#83 to #82 - justtocomment (12/28/2015) [-]
Plenty.
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User avatar #77 to #73 - MrMustacho (12/28/2015) [-]
normal:
> about what?
>???

then she'd realize you're the kind of loser that does what the internet tells him to and gets back to sucking your mates dick
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#59 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
"I told you if you lie again I'm done with you"

Sounds like they're both assholes.
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User avatar #3 - jsrf (12/28/2015) [-]
im so freak en doing this if i ever actually get a girlfriend
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User avatar #27 - kaboomz (12/28/2015) [-]
whats the joke here?
if you text that **** to someone that will definitely make them lose their minds
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User avatar #40 to #27 - ashampoo ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
thats the whole point mate
making them lose their minds
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#128 - totallytito ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
Yeah nobody just makes two confessions in a row like that because they don't wanna seem like the badguy. Clearly this chick felt pretty scared of losing him right away and went psycho. When you're in a relationship and someone says "I haven't been fully honest with you", the mind goes straight to the worst case scenario; losing the person you love.

So the crazy bitch lashed out to protect her own feelings, and immediately let her worst fears get the best of her. So in feeling hurt, she had to make up stuff to lash back with.
Think about it; the first thing she went for was a vain attempt to hurt his ego by talking about his penis size.
She could've gone straight to her own confession about sleeping with someone else first, but instead she prioritized hurting someone instead of making a direct 'confession'.

Chances are that they're probably back together now, but not before getting his back slapped while having a giggle-fit.

Is he an ass? Yep. Is she a crazy bitch? Yep.
I have seen so much worse stuff, that you would wonder how I haven't become cynical.
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#81 - Crossraod (12/28/2015) [-]
just got prank'd bruh
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User avatar #7 - manofparody (12/28/2015) [-]
Ways to get rid of god awful slutty girlfriends who can't seem to keep their pants on.
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User avatar #92 - Lintutu (12/28/2015) [-]
****** "pranks" like that ALWAYS will leave someone hurt or have trust issues or both. I hate pranks like that
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#105 to #92 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
well maybe if she was a cunt this wouldn't have happend?
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User avatar #146 to #105 - Lintutu (12/28/2015) [-]
Never said anything about the person in the content specifically. I just dont like false cheating pranks because SOMEONE is gonna be affected by it
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#30 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
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User avatar #31 - robertolee (12/28/2015) [-]
It took this bitch 15 minutes to go from loving girlfriend, to cheating crazy bitch.

This may be the most efficient test ever.
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#104 to #31 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
she was already a cheating bitch, we jut know it now
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#60 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
well thats a way to get someone to be ******* honest. (someone ******* stupid, but none the less, you get about 95% of the population to be honest, those are some good odds!)
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