I haven't been completely honest.....

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with' you..
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i PICK UP YOUR PHONE I
I swear if this is another
one of your stupid *******
pickup lines I' m gonna be
so pissed off
You' re about to be the
single man you *******
asshole

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#5 - muffintime ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]

>Be 17, hanging out with this chick and we both kinda like each other
>Finally seal the deal and have sex (1st time ever) and make out with her say we will talk tomorrow
>Next day I was about to ask her if she wants to be my Girlfriend when I check facebook and see that she just started dating a dude who live 2 hours away who is ugly as ****
>Heart crushed because I really liked her and out of the blue she texts me "So me and Anon are dating now " and I'm completely rattled at this point
>all I respond back with is "Sarah, I've been meaning to tell you something for a while now...."
>She sent me like 70 messages 5 phones calls and left 2 voice mails over the next day and I just didn't respond... I just completely ****** with her head like how she ****** with my emotions...

I talked to her best friend and she only started dating the other guy because she liked his truck and her friend didn't understand why I was going for her because I was way out of her league... Story related because that is another way you **** with people over text...

#20 to #5 - dafogman (04/10/2014) [-]

#29 to #20 - muffintime ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]

thanks puppy

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#6 to #5 - hazelnutqt (04/10/2014) [-]

Cool story friend, thumbed
But remember, there are no such things as "being out of somebody's league" that's some grade A faggotry

#7 to #6 - muffintime ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]

Yeah I should have explained that better. Her friend even admitted that the girl I liked was a complete bitch and that I deserve someone better then her... That girl is a gold digger.

#8 to #7 - hazelnutqt (04/10/2014) [-]

Now that's something else entirely =)

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#2 - hasinvadedyou (04/09/2014) [-]

stupid kids and their overreacting to everything

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#11 to #2 - realreality (04/10/2014) [-]

Funniest comment I've seen all day, sir.

#9 to #2 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]

*females

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#10 to #9 - boomerpyro (04/10/2014) [-]

fem-males

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#1 - ganondork (04/09/2014) [-]

jules pls

#14 - anon (04/10/2014) [-]

I did this to my boyfriend and he dumped me.

Dont do it guize.

#26 to #14 - tatwis (04/10/2014) [-]

I'm pretty sure that wasn't the only reason

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#15 to #14 - heeveejeevees (04/10/2014) [-]

then he doesn't deserve you.

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#17 to #15 - Darianvincent (04/10/2014) [-]

#18 to #17 - heeveejeevees (04/10/2014) [-]

**** me for pointing out the obvious

#25 to #17 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/10/2014) [-]

Who said it was a maiden. Could just as well have been a knave of a particular orientation.

#19 to #14 - MasterManiac (04/10/2014) [-]

You should tell him to go down to the store and invest in a sense of humour.

#3 - anon (04/10/2014) [-]

Text significant other "I havent been fully honest with you..."
Don't reply back
Post gf/bfs responses

#4 to #3 - conorlockyer (04/10/2014) [-]

-???
-Profit!

#13 to #4 - wheredahoodat (04/10/2014) [-]

-1

#16 - vivalavidya (04/10/2014) [-]

Why would you do this to your significant other?
It's like people who say "I'm cheated" as a prank.
You KNOW their reaction. You KNOW they're gonna be upset and angry.

#23 to #16 - shadowbreech (04/10/2014) [-]

Yes... because telling your significant other you cheated on them is EXACTLY like claiming to be Batman...

#27 to #23 - vivalavidya (04/10/2014) [-]

Because if your boyfriend/girlfriend texted you saying "I haven't been fully honest with you" then didn't reply, you wouldn't worry AT ALL, would you?

#28 to #27 - shadowbreech (04/10/2014) [-]

We're looking at this from different angles. I'm not in the mood to explain/debate/argue this so I'll just thumb you and we can both go about our day. Speaking of which, have a nice one sir

#12 - lordofpenis (04/10/2014) [-]

jules u fukin bitch ill rek u

#24 - vanhoutte (04/10/2014) [-]

Ive done this before. the reaction is always ******* priceless. once to my best friend who I led onto believe I had some horrible terminal disease, the other was my now ex-girlfriend whom I led onto believe I had a secret life other than with her.

I'm a terrible person