He'd mix your ashes into his brotein shake the next - Comment #18 added by Tusura at I have two requirements in my will....

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#12 - muffincannibal (01/10/2016) [-]

Cremate me, so admin can't get to my body.

#24 to #12 - chaosraptor (01/11/2016) [-]

he'd mix your ashes into latex, mold you into a sex doll and **** that

still technically 'your body' because its a human shape with you in it

#18 to #12 - Tusura (01/11/2016) [-]

He'd mix your ashes into his brotein shake the next morning. You'd become a part of him.
You'll only make him stronger.

#25 to #18 - brotein (01/11/2016) [-]

We will become one muffincanibal. WE WILL BECOME ONE!!

#19 to #18 - muffincannibal (01/11/2016) [-]

I don't think you know how ashes work

#20 to #19 - Tusura (01/11/2016) [-]

I don't think you know how jokes work.

#21 to #20 - muffincannibal (01/11/2016) [-]

I don't think you know that you're not very funny

#22 to #21 - Tusura (01/11/2016) [-]

I know I'm not very funny. That's why I frequent FunnyJunk.

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