I have to confess. I turned on my stove in sims and then sent my sim off to bed...burnt down the house and whole family I also starved my one tamagotchi I had t I have to confess turned on my stove in sims and then sent sim off bed burnt down the house whole family also starved one tamagotchi had t
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I have to confess. I turned on my stove in sims and then sent my sim off to bed...burnt down the house and whole family I also starved my one tamagotchi I had t

I turned on my stove in sims and then sent my sim off to bed...burnt down the house and whole family
I also starved my one tamagotchi I had to death a few days after getting it cuz I thought it was lame
I also killed hordes of hookers...but I mean come on who hasn't
I like to kill innocent people that don't want to tell me things on fallout...also doesn't help that I join the legion every time
Skyrim's Dark Brotherhood definitely doesn't help me nor does the Thieve's Guild

Well, you lived a perfect life Total neglect ofyour ,
Neopets, Nintendogs, Pokemon,
purposefully drowned park I haven' t even TOUCH lit) on
guests, threw a baby penguin off the atrocities you' committed
a diff, killed droves of healers... against Sims!
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#5 - EmperorColo
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>Mass murder sprees   
>put corpses in sexual positions   
>Harvested little sisters   
>spam delete button to kill villagers in AOE to make room for soldiers   
>Blew up Megaton   
>stole food from peasants in Overlord   
>sacrificed people in Fable   
>griefed and built Satanic temple in Minecraft   
>killed countless angels in SMT   
>helped Granny Rags boil a guy   
>stole a sweet roll   
   
I am so ******.
>Mass murder sprees
>put corpses in sexual positions
>Harvested little sisters
>spam delete button to kill villagers in AOE to make room for soldiers
>Blew up Megaton
>stole food from peasants in Overlord
>sacrificed people in Fable
>griefed and built Satanic temple in Minecraft
>killed countless angels in SMT
>helped Granny Rags boil a guy
>stole a sweet roll

I am so ******.
User avatar #64 to #5 - sonicftwxdatheism
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wow ur so hardcore xD
User avatar #7 to #5 - zekeon
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>stole food from peasants in Overlord

You monster.

I did that too.
#15 to #7 - ffinfinity
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>stole a sweet roll

evil bastard
#198 to #5 - anon id: 3b240ef9
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I killed Priscilla in Dark Souls.
User avatar #190 to #5 - robotvoice
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were you also lollygagging?
User avatar #194 to #5 - machinimax
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The angles in SMT deserved it.

I have a phobia of Hama because of them!
User avatar #101 to #5 - bigstick
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>Blew up megaton
>Installed rape mods on FO3 so I could rape moira
>Killed parthuurnax so I could get his bones for riches
>Joined the darkside in fable because that princess was hot
>Robbed farmers in M&B so I can make empires hate me and take them over
>TeamKilled a co-op partner in Dead Rising 2 so I could get his light-saber
>Allowed the vincent guy in Papers Please because he bribed me
>Went into a stealth grinding lobby in PayDay 2 and insantly opened fire
>Went into a grinding lobby in PayDay 2 and waited 40 minutes while everyone logged off and lost 3 level ups on a very hard job and I got the loot for myself
>Killed every single prositute in Deus Ex HR
>Harvested every single little sister
>Made charon underworld
>Killed every single civilian in PayDay 2 to reduce the pay-grade to 1/4th of what we should have got
>Hated ducks because faggot
>Did the never move trick in mario party
>Killed everyone in skyrim with explosive sweetrolls
>Instantly disconnected on every omegle chat ever
>Always killed my co-op teammate in Portal 2
>Scammed 12 year olds in TF2 and sold the rare hats for money
#103 to #101 - mrgreatnamess
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">Went into a stealth grinding lobby in PayDay 2 and insantly opened fire "
THAT WAS YOU?!

God damn ************
I was like "Who the **** is this retard who shoots as the first thing he does when joining??"
User avatar #106 to #103 - bigstick
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I play it on xbox 360, can it be me?
User avatar #108 to #106 - mrgreatnamess
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I guess not

That just means your malice has spread to PC
User avatar #109 to #108 - bigstick
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Its the best you can do to have fun in that game, its literrally grind-fest on ukrainian job overkill.. and you unlock pretty much everything at level 41
User avatar #107 to #101 - bigstick
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also, its made charon destroy
#225 to #5 - twofreegerbils
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>never went bowling with Roman
User avatar #52 to #5 - randomgenericname
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Satan: You took it too far with the sweet roll, milk drinker.
#102 to #5 - dogziller
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blew up megaton??
blew up megaton??
#135 to #5 - iridium
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What kind of monster steals a sweet roll? I mean they spend all that time carefully kneading the ingredients, baking it in the warmth of the oven for a painstaking amount of time, risking the skin on their hands to pull it out of the fire, and frosting it with tender loving care, all in the hopes of selling it for a very reasonable amount of money and that someone who appreciates it will buy it and enjoy it. And you just take it for yourself! There's a special place in hell for the likes of you.
What kind of monster steals a sweet roll? I mean they spend all that time carefully kneading the ingredients, baking it in the warmth of the oven for a painstaking amount of time, risking the skin on their hands to pull it out of the fire, and frosting it with tender loving care, all in the hopes of selling it for a very reasonable amount of money and that someone who appreciates it will buy it and enjoy it. And you just take it for yourself! There's a special place in hell for the likes of you.
#94 to #5 - awesemo
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>stole a sweet roll   
scum
>stole a sweet roll
scum
#113 to #94 - mrgreatnamess
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User avatar #19 to #5 - adu
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>Sacked entire villages in Fable, plus sacrifices, plus killing random merchants
>Also in Skyrim
>Also in Oblivion
>Also in Morrowind
>Mowed down pedestrians in Crackdown
>Shot marines in the face in Halos 1-4

All of these things are excusable, BUT, if you kill Parthuurnax, then you WILL go to hell.
#20 to #19 - EmperorColo
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I did that too...
I did that too...
#21 to #20 - adu
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YOU MONSTER, FRISBEE!
YOU MONSTER, FRISBEE!
User avatar #188 to #19 - bluslenderman
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i killed him but i did not save the blades don't give you ****
#49 to #19 - anon id: 8ea30012
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Well I'm ******.
User avatar #37 to #19 - muralriver
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>Killed practically everyone in fable and stole from shops
>Stole and killed from elder scrolls villages
>Killed rakyat in Far cry 3
>Chose geth over Tali
>Killed jedi in SWBF2
>Took over 3 nations in mount and blade
>conquered all of western europe in crusader kings
>Sent men on suicide missions in Xcom
>Denied everyone that had problems in Papers Please and did not buy my son a present
>Pretty much most of the things you guys have already said
We're monsters.
User avatar #39 to #37 - biodead
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I personally liked legion more than tali
#173 to #39 - ffinfinity
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I don't blame you
I don't blame you
#41 to #39 - muralriver
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**muralriver rolled a random image posted in comment #84 at Friend's Status ** That is crazy talk. What are you going to say next, Ashley is better than Kaiden? hahaha
#45 - I Am Monkey
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In CoD, I saw a guy get a Swarm (highest killstreak) in a care package. I shot him and started taking it, he respawned and shot me back for it and got kicked. I ended up getting the swarm and about 30 angry messages.
In CoD, I saw a guy get a Swarm (highest killstreak) in a care package. I shot him and started taking it, he respawned and shot me back for it and got kicked. I ended up getting the swarm and about 30 angry messages.
User avatar #51 to #45 - lolollo
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Why in the hell would he get kicked for it?
#53 to #51 - slantal
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Teamkill I assume.
User avatar #58 to #53 - lolollo
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So, then the second guy gets the boot for a teamkill? What sort of ****** up system is that?
#60 to #58 - slantal
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Xbox live is a cruel place.
User avatar #227 to #58 - anthonyh
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If you kill 3 of your teammates you get kicked. Assuming he had already had 2 (by accident or on purpose), the third got him kicked.
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User avatar #229 to #45 - anthonyh
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I was playing with a party one day and one of my "friends" discovered he was host by him having a 4 bar and everyone else having 3. Well I ended up earning a swarm, and what does he do? He dashboards. **** you Kyle.
#213 to #45 - partisan
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Anyone else spot the greatest disaster of all in the background?

Sonic '06 *cringe*
#14 - arkanios
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Let's count some of my virtual sins:

1. Used a Gunslinger in TF2
2. Killed thousands of civilians in multiple games like Saints Row, PAYDAY, Dishonored, Magicka, and Fallout
3. Everything I've ever done in Hotline Miami
4. Killed my team-mates multiple times on purpose in Chivalry
5. Dragged prison inmates into a pit in Batman: Arkham Asylum and killed them
6. Used a HM on my starters in Pokemon
7. Murdered dozens of wooden horses and sheep-cutouts in Magicka
8. Resurrected hundreds of dead things as my zombie slave, only to then use other forms of magic on them to level my skill in Skyrim
9. Played Mario Party with friends and stole their stars
10. Needed on a shield in Warcraft as a Hunter
11. Played Candy Crush
12. Harvested a ton of Little Sisters
13. Destroyed Megaton
14. Roasted Harold in Fallout 3
15. Laughed as Duck was killed in the Walking Dead.

MFW the entire time

User avatar #65 to #14 - sonicftwxdatheism
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omg such hardcore

wow

very killing

much evil
User avatar #22 to #14 - godhatesusall
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Damn right you destroyed Megaton.
#36 to #14 - telfyr
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I taught my greninja in y surf, waterfall, strength and cut
#50 to #36 - xtremedeath
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You're a monster
#42 to #14 - whathaveyoudone
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of all the people i have seen you're the worst
#43 to #14 - squeejee
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wait go into more detail on the batman arkham asylum thing.
#95 to #43 - germed
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There is an area I think sometime when harley quinn is sending goons on you with the electric floor, you can throw/kick/batpunch them over the edge of the bottomless pit surrounding you. Pretty sure there is other situations where there is bottomless pits but that's the first one that comes to mind.
#205 to #43 - anon id: bc4719c5
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Arkanios here, and what germed said is right.

In the plant-house thing in Arkham Asylum is a giant pit that's uncrossable without the bat-line tool. Once you get it and are on the other side of the pit, there's a huge mob of gangsters waiting for you on the other side. You can use the grapple to get them from afar and drag them into the pit.
User avatar #80 to #14 - serotonin
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destroy megatron.
I didnt play what ever that game is so I can not see how that is a bad thing
#81 to #14 - baaltomekk
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I killed the regreting inmate and abandoned the injured police officer on the street in 400 Days
#214 to #14 - wontforget
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played candy crush
played candy crush
#251 to #14 - EpicPaste
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Haha Hotline Miami turns you into a serial killer.
Hotline Miami 2 turns you into Satan.
Link related.

tay.kinja.com/hotline-miami-2-wrong-number-made-me-feel-like-a-terri-1693674680
User avatar #24 to #14 - brokenmemories [OP] **User deleted account**
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I like the very last thing you did
User avatar #35 to #14 - gorginhanson
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9. Played Mario Party with friends and stole their stars

You SICK ****
User avatar #23 to #14 - megaton
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what did i ever do to u
User avatar #38 to #14 - YllekNayr
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You ******.
Needing on a shield as a hunter.
You are the worst kind of person.
User avatar #118 to #38 - anticitezenone
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I was thinking #1 was the worst untill that
#25 - soundofwinter
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....I've killed hundreds of children in crusader kings 2...just because they weren't the same religion/race/Iwantedtheirland.....

I once even killed my own mother to inherit the throne of france...
#84 to #25 - anon id: db23c839
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It's fascinating how quickly that game turns you into the most horrible human being.
User avatar #115 to #84 - sonofthedeepsouth
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Deus lo Vult. Bringing back and expanding the Roman Empire is really satisfying.
User avatar #87 to #25 - hudis
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I made a habit of mass-fratricide when playing pagan, mostly norse in the Old Gods DLC. As soon as my ruler died, gavelkind would make sure my kingdom was split into 3-5 pieces. The following two years were always carnage and power-mongering. Everything for control. I tried not to, but goddamn it, the reward was too sweet.

Similar story in Europa Universalis IV. Playing Great Britain and colonising North America, vowing not to commit the same atrocities the imperialists did historically. Next thing I know I've wiped out the Iroquois, Cherokee and Shawnee peoples in two decades.

I've come to accept that I will burn in the same pit of hell as Christopher Columbus and his lovely conquistadors.
User avatar #141 to #25 - wunderlichh
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I once killed everyone with plotting in my court, so by the time everyone was dead I was practically a dictator untill I died and no one had my throne
#164 to #25 - felixjarl
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Same, only that it was the throne of england.
Same, only that it was the throne of england.

User avatar #206 to #25 - imnotkickthecat
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have you played as a jew yet?
#89 - awesemo
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>stole a sweet roll   
bastard
>stole a sweet roll
bastard
#11 - barsh
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fallout 3 first time for me was a murderous rampage
>go to megaton, no moneyz
>sherrif pisses me off, kill him... as i leave with my new gun sporting a new outfit, a mob is trying to kill me
>angry because they did, so i promise i be back, upon leaving i kill the caravan and steal everything, still angry, i kill the robot outside just saying welcome to megaton
>i shortly found myself in the underworld, befriend everyone
>get the companion who is a ghoul, and after seeing what he did to his old master? ******************.jpeg
>make sure my plan will work, so ikill all of underworld while companion just keeps saying, "anything to shut them up"
>missionsuccessful.png, arrive at megaton, kill caravan again, kill the robot that regenerated like cybertron
>walk in, everyone chill as ****
>put my sherif outfit back on
>walk up to the cow
>yell at TV, "WELL TODAY BEGINS THE HERDING OF BRAHMAN!!!!!!"
>shoot that two-faced mother ******
>falls
>everyone turns
>make slow mo eye contact with farmer
>companion immidiately shoots him in the face, all out war, ibroughtmyjimmies.jpg and i rustle everyone else's
>kill everyone including the last ghoul of existance except my companion and the ones at tenpenny
>only people left alive are the followers of Atom and child of sherif that i keep going into his house and ******* with
>walk outside, another caravan there, i kill and loot it, no more come
>mfw i didnt kill everyone with the Atomic Bomb
>mfw I killed each and every person/robot/living thing in megaton singlehandedly because of me killing a sherif who was an asshole
>mfw i stopped all sorts of trade between any settlers of the wasteland all because of an argument

btw i have more gruesome stories
#12 to #11 - itsmewaffle
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"stopped all sorts of trade between any settlers"

>implying megaton is a center for trading
>implying stockholm didn't take you down as soon as you stepped out of megaton
>implying anyone would tap that
>implying canterbury commons, river city, paradise falls, big town and girdershade don't exist
>implying implication

tl;dr you are a ******* scrub and anyone with a 10 mil pistol can wipe megaton off the map
#13 to #12 - barsh
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>if you kill those caravans in fallout 3, about 3-5 times or even every time one appears outside until they dont spawn, means they wont spawn anymore
>ever heard of re-loading mr. rustled of jimmies
>yes, that chick a megaton did, once
>never implied that, all i said was technically i stopped the trades because of no caravans
>eventually i did kill off all but rivet city... not river... but only because those guards wont stop spawning

>tl;dr idgaf about you, i had fun doing it, and decided to share, but you had to be buzz killington
User avatar #16 to #13 - itsmewaffle
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>you only wiped out 2 caravans, leaving like 2 or 3
>River city was a typo, also forgot to mention Republic of Dave
>because you payed her to.
>using terms like "your jimmies are rustled" and "buzz killington"

tl:dr you are still a giant scrub
User avatar #195 to #16 - mrmarcooler
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>using a term like scrub
User avatar #130 to #16 - damping
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There is only 4 caravans dude, and once you kill them they are gone for good.
User avatar #17 to #16 - barsh
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>i wiped out 3, in my game only took 3
>Republic of Dave... i respect you on that, but i too killed everyone and they left
>before you mention little lamplight i tried, and you should know it was unable to be killed off... but that is the reason for me killing off paradise falls, i wanted to know where lamplight was, and if possible to kill anyone there... plus people couldnt be enslaved more by me, or i couldnt find anyone else to enslave
>as well as the vampires, helped them, killed the guy that you can save, and i later kill both vampires and the small families there
>doesnt matter, had sex
>says guy using the word scrub

tl:dr i still had fun, if you want to find out if im right, go kill those caravans and search the wasteland... nothing...
#40 to #12 - anon id: fd53a4e2
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Only if you aren't on hard, you ******* casual
#230 to #11 - mungeholio
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I did the same thing and I thought back afterwards how psychotic I am that instead of setting off the A-Bomb I just went around and slaughtered them. Horrific
I did the same thing and I thought back afterwards how psychotic I am that instead of setting off the A-Bomb I just went around and slaughtered them. Horrific
#249 to #230 - barsh
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hahahaha i know right? what was worse was the fact that I saved the girl from the super mutants and then immidiately  enslaved her to paradise falls... and then killed the town after they said and praised me for saving them from the super mutants...
hahahaha i know right? what was worse was the fact that I saved the girl from the super mutants and then immidiately enslaved her to paradise falls... and then killed the town after they said and praised me for saving them from the super mutants...
User avatar #34 - ilovemyguns
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Pfft, wait until he gets to his internet history.
User avatar #128 - mikaelkid
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All you guys with your atrocities you've committed...




But have you ever slapped a +4 UNO card on your best pal? Yeah, that friendship was over
#235 to #128 - swarthywaffles
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You are the worst kind of person. So have I.
#88 - littletwat
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#62 - vivalavidya
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> Making a habit of killing every pedestrian in The Grove before saving in San Andreas   
 > Used to camp   
 > Used to tea-bag   
 > Often shot down a friendly Banshee in Halo 3 because I wanted it   
 > Blew up Megaton   
 > Gave hitchikers to the cannibal cult in GTA 5   
 > Used the AWP in CSS   
 > Call medic even when I'm on full health
> Making a habit of killing every pedestrian in The Grove before saving in San Andreas
> Used to camp
> Used to tea-bag
> Often shot down a friendly Banshee in Halo 3 because I wanted it
> Blew up Megaton
> Gave hitchikers to the cannibal cult in GTA 5
> Used the AWP in CSS
> Call medic even when I'm on full health
#67 to #62 - lindow
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"Call medic even when I'm on full health"
"Call medic even when I'm on full health"