I have to confess. I turned on my stove in sims and then sent my sim off to bed...burnt down the house and whole family I also starved my one tamagotchi I had t
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I have to confess

I turned on my stove in sims and then sent my sim off to bed...burnt down the house and whole family
I also starved my one tamagotchi I had to death a few days after getting it cuz I thought it was lame
I also killed hordes of hookers...but I mean come on who hasn't
I like to kill innocent people that don't want to tell me things on fallout...also doesn't help that I join the legion every time
Skyrim's Dark Brotherhood definitely doesn't help me nor does the Thieve's Guild

Well, you lived a perfect life Total neglect ofyour ,
Neopets, Nintendogs, Pokemon,
purposefully drowned park I haven' t even TOUCH lit) on
guests, threw a baby penguin off the atrocities you' committed
a diff, killed droves of healers... against Sims!
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#5 - EmperorColo (11/21/2013) [+] (27 replies)
>Mass murder sprees   
>put corpses in sexual positions   
>Harvested little sisters   
>spam delete button to kill villagers in AOE to make room for soldiers   
>Blew up Megaton   
>stole food from peasants in Overlord   
>sacrificed people in Fable   
>griefed and built Satanic temple in Minecraft   
>killed countless angels in SMT   
>helped Granny Rags boil a guy   
>stole a sweet roll   
   
I am so 						******					.
>Mass murder sprees
>put corpses in sexual positions
>Harvested little sisters
>spam delete button to kill villagers in AOE to make room for soldiers
>Blew up Megaton
>stole food from peasants in Overlord
>sacrificed people in Fable
>griefed and built Satanic temple in Minecraft
>killed countless angels in SMT
>helped Granny Rags boil a guy
>stole a sweet roll

I am so ****** .
#45 - I Am Monkey (11/21/2013) [+] (8 replies)
In CoD, I saw a guy get a Swarm (highest killstreak) in a care package. I shot him and started taking it, he respawned and shot me back for it and got kicked. I ended up getting the swarm and about 30 angry messages.
In CoD, I saw a guy get a Swarm (highest killstreak) in a care package. I shot him and started taking it, he respawned and shot me back for it and got kicked. I ended up getting the swarm and about 30 angry messages.
#14 - arkanios (11/21/2013) [+] (16 replies)
Let's count some of my virtual sins:

1. Used a Gunslinger in TF2
2. Killed thousands of civilians in multiple games like Saints Row, PAYDAY, Dishonored, Magicka, and Fallout
3. Everything I've ever done in Hotline Miami
4. Killed my team-mates multiple times on purpose in Chivalry
5. Dragged prison inmates into a pit in Batman: Arkham Asylum and killed them
6. Used a HM on my starters in Pokemon
7. Murdered dozens of wooden horses and sheep-cutouts in Magicka
8. Resurrected hundreds of dead things as my zombie slave, only to then use other forms of magic on them to level my skill in Skyrim
9. Played Mario Party with friends and stole their stars
10. Needed on a shield in Warcraft as a Hunter
11. Played Candy Crush
12. Harvested a ton of Little Sisters
13. Destroyed Megaton
14. Roasted Harold in Fallout 3
15. Laughed as Duck was killed in the Walking Dead.

MFW the entire time

#25 - soundofwinter (11/21/2013) [+] (6 replies)
....I've killed hundreds of children in crusader kings 2...just because they weren't the same religion/race/Iwantedtheirland.....

I once even killed my own mother to inherit the throne of france...
#89 - awesemo (11/21/2013) [-]
>stole a sweet roll   
bastard
>stole a sweet roll
bastard
#11 - barsh (11/21/2013) [+] (9 replies)
fallout 3 first time for me was a murderous rampage
>go to megaton, no moneyz
>sherrif pisses me off, kill him... as i leave with my new gun sporting a new outfit, a mob is trying to kill me
>angry because they did, so i promise i be back, upon leaving i kill the caravan and steal everything, still angry, i kill the robot outside just saying welcome to megaton
>i shortly found myself in the underworld, befriend everyone
>get the companion who is a ghoul, and after seeing what he did to his old master? ****************** .jpeg
>make sure my plan will work, so ikill all of underworld while companion just keeps saying, "anything to shut them up"
>missionsuccessful.png, arrive at megaton, kill caravan again, kill the robot that regenerated like cybertron
>walk in, everyone chill as ****
>put my sherif outfit back on
>walk up to the cow
>yell at TV, "WELL TODAY BEGINS THE HERDING OF BRAHMAN!!!!!!"
>shoot that two-faced mother ******
>falls
>everyone turns
>make slow mo eye contact with farmer
>companion immidiately shoots him in the face, all out war, ibroughtmyjimmies.jpg and i rustle everyone else's
>kill everyone including the last ghoul of existance except my companion and the ones at tenpenny
>only people left alive are the followers of Atom and child of sherif that i keep going into his house and ******* with
>walk outside, another caravan there, i kill and loot it, no more come
>mfw i didnt kill everyone with the Atomic Bomb
>mfw I killed each and every person/robot/living thing in megaton singlehandedly because of me killing a sherif who was an asshole
>mfw i stopped all sorts of trade between any settlers of the wasteland all because of an argument

btw i have more gruesome stories
User avatar #34 - ilovemyguns (11/21/2013) [-]
Pfft, wait until he gets to his internet history.
User avatar #128 - mikaelkid (11/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
All you guys with your atrocities you've committed...




But have you ever slapped a +4 UNO card on your best pal? Yeah, that friendship was over
#88 - littletwat (11/21/2013) [-]
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#62 - vivalavidya (11/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
> Making a habit of killing every pedestrian in The Grove before saving in San Andreas   
 > Used to camp   
 > Used to tea-bag   
 > Often shot down a friendly Banshee in Halo 3 because I wanted it   
 > Blew up Megaton   
 > Gave hitchikers to the cannibal cult in GTA 5   
 > Used the AWP in CSS   
 > Call medic even when I'm on full health
> Making a habit of killing every pedestrian in The Grove before saving in San Andreas
> Used to camp
> Used to tea-bag
> Often shot down a friendly Banshee in Halo 3 because I wanted it
> Blew up Megaton
> Gave hitchikers to the cannibal cult in GTA 5
> Used the AWP in CSS
> Call medic even when I'm on full health
#46 - HSkieth (11/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
OK time for my biggest virtual sin.
Played temo...... and liked it.
#83 - beroty (11/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I killed The Great Grey Wold Sif   
because i didn't knewhis lore and i needed the ring
I killed The Great Grey Wold Sif
because i didn't knewhis lore and i needed the ring
#85 to #83 - avarius (11/21/2013) [-]
I wish there'd be a way to spare him...
I wish there'd be a way to spare him...
#68 - Wharrblgarbl (11/21/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I killed Siegmeyer once
#69 to #68 - vapaus (11/21/2013) [-]
SHAZAM, HE BREATHES!
SHAZAM, HE BREATHES!
User avatar #57 - reginleif (11/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Everyone is talking about their terrible deeds and getting green thumbs for them.

I spawncamp.
#10 - sirbutterballs (11/21/2013) [-]
I committed genocide on multiple occasions in Civ games over religion.
I committed genocide on multiple occasions in Civ games over religion.
User avatar #9 - miltorky (11/21/2013) [-]
Reminded me of this Video Game Heaven!?
#1 - dashgamer (11/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
You blew up Megaton, you bastard!
#140 - cfeuer (11/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Wonder how he'd feel about Black and White. since we play as god.

drowning people, burning people, making them worship til they die, throwing them as far as i can, feeding them to my giant pet, forcing them to have sex
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