I have this problem. . missile: I suffer farm that were year neutral expression makes it local: like a angry serial killer. its a pain in the ass when youre trying to get a job.
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missile:
I suffer farm that were year neutral expression makes it
local: like a angry serial killer
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Submitted: 08/04/2014
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#6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/04/2014) [+] (4 replies)
its a pain in the ass when youre trying to get a ******* job.
#8 - kulamia (08/04/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Yes! Did anyone else get in trouble as a kid from their parents all the time "don't give me that look!" 'what look!? The look that I am listening to what you're saying and hoping you don't further punish me for some imaginary slight!?'

**** it even got me *this* close to getting my ass torn apart by a Drill Instructor who, when he was talking to me and another DI said "oh **** you see the look on his face? I think he thinks he can take you!" Would have pissed myself like a little bitch had he so much as slapped me right then, just from the fear.
#14 - carbohydrates ONLINE (08/04/2014) [+] (5 replies)
"You alright?" - "Yeah, why?" - "No Reason."
"S'going on?" - "Not a lot." - "Oh..."
"What happened?" - "Nothing...?" - "Alright."

Then you look in the mirror like.
#22 - swagloon (08/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
mfw My neutral expression looks angry and every day at work for the pass two months one of my coworkers always ask me if I was angry and that if I'm sure I'm not angry. Now I'm angry.  Ironically he's probably scared I'll come to work and shoot up the place and he's hoping his 'friendly demeanor' will save him.   It's not.
mfw My neutral expression looks angry and every day at work for the pass two months one of my coworkers always ask me if I was angry and that if I'm sure I'm not angry. Now I'm angry. Ironically he's probably scared I'll come to work and shoot up the place and he's hoping his 'friendly demeanor' will save him. It's not.
#1 - blackholee (08/04/2014) [-]
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User avatar #12 - I Am Monkey (08/04/2014) [+] (4 replies)
ORIGINAL VIDEO - Bitchy Resting Face
It's known as "Resting Bitch Face" or "Resting Asshole Face". I have a friend who suffers from it. I used to think she was walking around pissed all the time until she showed me this video. Now I understand.
User avatar #4 - badgerbaiting (08/04/2014) [-]
It's called resting bitch face. According to my sister I have it bad.
#90 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/05/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I have this kind of problem.

inb4 dark ninja warrior from the shadow abysses sasukerutokunime kazama aka faggot
#9 - missinsanity (08/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
im like that too peoples are always like "whats wrong?" or "why are you angry?" and im just like "but.. im perfectly content with everything at this present moment.."
#71 - nyawgga (08/04/2014) [+] (4 replies)
>start getting #1 short all the way around haircuts
>passport photo day comes
>suffer from mild aspergers
>neutral expression makes me look like I'm gonna stab them in the neck with a knife
>they take a photo anyways
>get it done
>few days later go to the airport with my new passport
>3:00 am at night, holy ******* ****
>windy as **** too
>part where you have to give the dude the passport and your pass
>i ripped my brand new pants earlier on one of the stair rails so i'm not happy, had to change them in my luggage and everything
>pants don't even match
>have the same look of mild disgust mixed with a 9/11 conspirator
>security guy shudders in horror as I stare at him with the devil in my eyes
>security guy takes me to a room for questioning says
>your stare was holding
>ripped jeans skin was showing
>hot night wind was blowing
>where you think you're goin baby
#13 - gayboard (08/04/2014) [+] (14 replies)
Practice smiling in the mirror.
Practice smiling in the mirror.
User avatar #24 - nachobeldavid (08/04/2014) [-]
I get
"Dude, are you mad?"
".. no? Why?"
#84 - ipostcp (08/05/2014) [-]
I smile and generally am pretty happy generally at work. So when ever I am concentrating on something or don't smile people assume I'm really pissed off.
#95 - zaw (08/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#37 - kristovsky (08/04/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Stoic cold face here, with a monotone voice to match. It gets annoying. I can be perfectly happy, giddy even, then someone is like "are okay dude what happened" and I'm like "nothing" but no, something HAS to be wrong. If I deny long enough people pretend to accept it, but I know what that they are really just starting to suspect things. And it's the same when someone is sad, or angry, or ecstatic, and they turn to me expecting some kind of likewise response, and even if I genuinely empathise or share their feelings, my face and voice refuse to accept that my emotions change. Just a note, expressive people, if you know someone who has a face that permanently wears the same expression, it doesn't mean something is up, it just means they were cursed from birth to be a human trapped in a robotic shell.
#25 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Yeah.. I have that problem too. Two years ago, on a school photo.
User avatar #38 to #25 - finblob (08/04/2014) [-]
"All according to plan"
#106 - smokingman (08/05/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Oh, I get that a lot.
User avatar #115 to #112 - smokingman (08/05/2014) [-]
Oh, that!
That's my bud Pavel, he's been hanging around since that accident in fourth grade.
#73 - cheastnut (08/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
you mean the face of a desensitized badass?
#77 - eezo (08/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#2 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/04/2014) [-]
I got that too. When I am angry, people get scared of me.
It's kinda annoying when you want to get employed. The prefer "positive atmosphere"

I can be as positive as I want, they still see an asshole eating puppies in front of them.
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