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This was heavily inspired by hankhillofthe's (dat sexy beast) series about his nasty home.

I'm like two days late for my account's 2 year anniversary anyway, but ey, I came close

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User avatar #9 - madjack ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
If i had to choose the better of the two home series, i'd have to say that It's a tie
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User avatar #298 to #9 - Dember (09/29/2015) [-]
...

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there's no way you're the same madjack who made sharkteeth, right?

fastpuck?
no way...
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User avatar #304 to #298 - madjack ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-]
No, I stole this name from an old friend. I don't even know what sharkteeth is.
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#26 to #9 - itsthetie [OP]ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
You sly dog
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User avatar #127 to #26 - batmanbeyonddgrave ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
you sound like "pop pop" hank hooper in 30 rock www.imdb.com/name/nm0397432/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t30 i like it
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#148 to #26 - needhansolo (09/28/2015) [-]
ITs been a year that this photo is my phones screen saver. Never forget
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User avatar #7 - crampers (09/28/2015) [-]
why itsthetie

why does it have to be like this

Why are you like this

Say no to vertical videos.

I trusted in you.
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#44 to #7 - itsthetie [OP]ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
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#153 to #44 - hourlyb ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
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#143 - manofparody (09/28/2015) [-]
>Mac
For those too lazy, the music is called 'Kill Yourself' by Bo Burnham
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#254 to #143 - anon (09/29/2015) [-]
>doesn't show off his house or piece of turd computer
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User avatar #268 to #143 - takesomemorewater (09/29/2015) [-]
The extra emphasis on the first "Kill yourself" followed by that girl screaming is absolutely hilarious to me.
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#296 to #143 - anon (09/29/2015) [-]
As a person who doesn't really like apple, but is not an extremist I can say that there is good reason to buy a mac if you are someone who does a lot of editing or requires certain software for artistic purposes which is obviously relevant with itsthetie.
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#301 to #296 - manofparody (09/29/2015) [-]
>Not getting a joke
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User avatar #283 to #143 - mrcallum (09/29/2015) [-]
I get so happy when people reference bo
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#144 to #143 - itsthetie [OP]ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
Suicide would be mercy-killing by now

I love this song
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#58 - badboyscout ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
Happy Anniversary!!!
Happy Anniversary!!!
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#61 to #58 - itsthetie [OP]ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
Thank you man, you just made a grown man "squee" with that gif. I hope you're proud
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User avatar #66 to #61 - badboyscout ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
I am !
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#29 - klina (09/28/2015) [-]
>anime
>trash bin
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#34 to #29 - itsthetie [OP]ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
I am a closet casual weaboo who loves One Piece
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User avatar #36 to #34 - klina (09/28/2015) [-]
well, you check out on the casual part since you like one piece
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#37 to #36 - itsthetie [OP]ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
I don't know if I won anything or got rekt, or both
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User avatar #38 to #37 - klina (09/28/2015) [-]
well, as long as you are fine with being a casual, enjoy what you enjoy

but if you want some good **** , you know who to ask *wink wink* *hint hint*
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#39 to #38 - itsthetie [OP]ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
I'll be sure to hit you up my man, I was pleasantly surprised with Paprika the last time I asked for some good stuff
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User avatar #63 to #39 - rebornpotato (09/28/2015) [-]
I dont know how, but you guys managed to talk about anime with recommending stuff and not mention boku no pico, I think there is some change being had here. I also love your beard. and comics
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User avatar #65 to #63 - itsthetie [OP]ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
Well, that's a classic that doesn't even need mentioning. Everybody know Boku No Pico is the **** . Also, thank you man, both took a lot of work, especially the beard
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User avatar #67 to #65 - rebornpotato (09/28/2015) [-]
That's true, it's a must watch for anyone really. And good luck for future drawing and beard growing, i know how long that **** takes, i've been in the process of growing a beard for a bit now and thought of shaving it a few times but had to muscle through it
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User avatar #71 to #67 - itsthetie [OP]ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
Thank you so much man, I'll do my best in both regards. And trust me bro, a beard takes a lot of genetics. But even with weak cheek game, you can make it seem genuine if you let it all grow out. But take some friends' opinions seriously. You don't wanna end up neckbearding it for three months and have a weak mustache. Everything needs to come together after at least two months, otherwise, you's not ready
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User avatar #264 to #71 - eanirae (09/29/2015) [-]
Got any tips on grooming your beard and how to keep it tidy? Currently I've just let it grow, but I wish I knew ******** about taking care of your own beard. I've usually just shaved it all off after a while, but I want to keep my beard.
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#314 to #264 - itsthetie [OP]ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
And here's a picture after going to a hair dresser who "shaped" it for me. I guess what I'm saying is, groom and shape your beard, don't let it grow wildly
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#313 to #264 - itsthetie [OP]ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
Shave it in a line from ear to ear, so the beard on your neck looks groomed into the rest. Otherwise, go to a salon, they can make that **** look neat if they have something to work with

< here's a picture where I kept the cheek beard shorter than the mustache and chin
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#118 to #36 - nebuelaeus (09/28/2015) [-]
just because a show is popular means it isn't good? that makes you a hipster and a weeaboo It may not some dramatic, artistic masterpiece, but it is still entertaining, and that is the point of a television show.
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User avatar #145 to #118 - klina (09/28/2015) [-]
entertaining =/= good

naruto is entertaining, and i love the **** out of it, but that doesn't make it good
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#302 to #145 - vvthegreats (09/29/2015) [-]
Okay then define 'good" if it does xactly what people in the entertainment business are supposed to do: entertain. I mean it isn't GOOD good, but it can be good.
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User avatar #305 to #302 - klina (09/29/2015) [-]
you're just throwing words around without any meaning, form an argument and then I'll consider discussing this with you
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#306 to #305 - nebuelaeus (10/01/2015) [-]
"good" in the sense you mean it isn't really a good way to describe something like a tv show, because it is entirely subjective. it is all up to personal preference. If you want to be objective then a good show is one that excels at what it is meant to achieve. A tv show is meant to garner views and public attention, to the ends of generating advertisement revenue. Naruto definitely achieves that. it is highly watched and everyone knows what it is. hence it is a good show.


now what i assume you mean by good (something that is well thought out with an engaging and exciting plot as well as deeper themes) is something that is subjective. What one person thinks is "good", another thinks is trash or else rom-coms and soap operas wouldn't exist . so saying that it isn't a "good" show means absolutely nothing to the opposite group.



there. i gave you an argument
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#307 to #306 - vvthegreats (10/01/2015) [-]
Redundant redundancy but I see your point.
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User avatar #249 to #36 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-]
one piece is actually good tho
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User avatar #81 to #34 - canichaikait (09/28/2015) [-]
Just watched episode 520 last week and I'm starting to really like One Piece.
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#83 to #81 - itsthetie [OP]ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
It took you 500 episodes to like it? I don't blame you though, it can be slow paced, haha
It took you 500 episodes to like it? I don't blame you though, it can be slow paced, haha
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User avatar #86 to #83 - canichaikait (09/28/2015) [-]
I really watch for Nico Robin, seriously love her to death.
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User avatar #87 to #86 - itsthetie [OP]ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
Nico Robin = #2 waifu

Usopp = #1 waifu

fact
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#233 to #87 - doblade ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-]
Usopp is the master of ************ . Hell he almost killed someone he *********** so hard.
The best thing about him though is that he knows he's a weakling so he looks for crack in the enemies armour.
That's kinda the reason I love the OP B team. A team are all "Fite dem cunts" while team B is more "We should look for weaknesses and the such"... Then there is Franky. He is Super
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#240 to #87 - publickush (09/29/2015) [-]
Brook is #1 waifu
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User avatar #88 to #87 - canichaikait (09/28/2015) [-]
Usopp has been my least favorite for the entire series, though I do like him now that he finally seems to have manned the **** up.
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User avatar #89 to #88 - itsthetie [OP]ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
I loved him ever since he got recruited. He was funny, and scared of anything. But the scene where Nami and Sanji were Scared of tarantulas and Usopp was ice cold, totally won me over. He can be badass when it's really needed, and he'll be a scared bitch as well. But at least he owns up and shows what he's worth in the end. That makes him a great character to me
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#196 to #89 - telfyr (09/28/2015) [-]
I liked the scene where Usopp saves Nami in the bar and is all "Hey there young lady, would you care to have a drink with me?" I thought they were going to be a thing after that
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User avatar #198 to #196 - itsthetie [OP]ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
Man I hoped they were going to, but Oda's a cocktease. No relationships within the strawhat crew ever, dude confirmed that in an interview or two
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#201 to #198 - telfyr (09/28/2015) [-]
Well that's rude, Usopp deserves to wet his whistle And imagine what he could do with that nose. I'd bet there's plenty of R34 depicting that
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#202 to #201 - itsthetie [OP]ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
Dude, I'd link you a bunch of stuff if I'd seen any, but I'm definitely not a perv
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User avatar #269 to #86 - ohkirby (09/29/2015) [-]
These exist for a reason Not even a spoiler alert you little ass hat
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#162 to #161 - itsthetie [OP]ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
ohai
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#163 to #162 - mugiwaraluffy (09/28/2015) [-]
DEAR LORD!!
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#204 to #29 - hhboy ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
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#84 - kingdaniel (09/28/2015) [-]
My favorite anime.
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#13 - xskullgirlsx (09/28/2015) [-]
Ew apple

How disgusting
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User avatar #30 to #13 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
he uses it for art.

you know, what macs are made for
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#297 to #207 - anon (09/29/2015) [-]
Macs are not designed for art, but from what I heard there is pretty good software for it on mac.
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User avatar #315 to #297 - dawggz (10/02/2015) [-]
Just gonna TL;DR this:
I use a PC, have an emulator for a certain MAC software audio editing software. I'm not gonna get rid of my games just because the software I need to create my music was founded on a toilet platform.
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User avatar #212 to #207 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
>strawman about something you don't like
>call it retarded

yep, guess you won the argument.
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User avatar #20 to #13 - itsthetie [OP]ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
I am the nastiest of plebs
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User avatar #1 - zaxzwim (09/28/2015) [-]
i love your voice and beard, also happy account birthday!
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#18 to #1 - itsthetie [OP]ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
thank you!!
thank you!!
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User avatar #21 to #18 - zaxzwim (09/28/2015) [-]
oh anytime! i've been a fan since the start so it's good to know that it's been a long ass time and i've done nothing with my life
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User avatar #40 to #21 - itsthetie [OP]ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
Welcome to the club man, I ain't done **** but drawing things that made people laugh and pretend to care about my studies. Thanks for hanging in there and bearing with me!
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#194 - bohemianblasphemy (09/28/2015) [-]
I will fite you
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#195 to #194 - itsthetie [OP]ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
come to Denmark if you want an asskicking
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#224 to #195 - thefluffyninja (09/28/2015) [-]
Denmark you say
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User avatar #300 to #224 - himyouknowwho (09/29/2015) [-]
nogle haslevnitter til stede? nej? nogle fra sydvestsjælland...?
anybody?
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User avatar #288 to #195 - bjornkrage (09/29/2015) [-]
sheitt, hvilken by bor du i?
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User avatar #289 to #288 - itsthetie [OP]ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-]
Odense midtby
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User avatar #290 to #289 - bjornkrage (09/29/2015) [-]
dang, Lyngby i hvertfald der jeg læser, såjeg bor mere eller mindre der her
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User avatar #291 to #290 - itsthetie [OP]ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-]
Det er da vildt som der næsten ingen fynboer er på FJ. Er stødt på masser af jyder, men kun omkring 2-3 fynboer
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User avatar #292 to #291 - bjornkrage (09/29/2015) [-]
tjaa, Fyn er også relativt lille i forhold til sjælland og Jylland..

Men jeg gik på efterskole i Fyn, så jeg har stadig været i Odense en del gange (i hvert fald på stationen, før jeg skulle med regionaltoget til efterskolen :p)
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User avatar #293 to #292 - itsthetie [OP]ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-]
sandt nok, men Odense alene har alligevel 300.000 indbyggere

Haha, der er ærligt talt ikke meget at lave her, så du' sgu ikke gået glip af meget :p


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User avatar #294 to #293 - bjornkrage (09/29/2015) [-]
i know i know, jeg var rigtigt i Odense et par gange med nogle udvekslingsstudenter, og der var ærligt tal ikke meget at se i Odense, bortset fra et par HC andersen-statuer og hans hus...
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#48 - Fiction (09/28/2015) [-]
Make your bed, you slut.
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User avatar #97 to #48 - jesusisagoose (09/28/2015) [-]
if you make your bed you'll get more dust mites, although it looks cleaner.
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#50 to #48 - itsthetie [OP]ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
Make me, you whore
Make me, you whore
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#8 - lucky (09/28/2015) [-]
MFW peeing in the shower
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#33 - bjornkrage (09/28/2015) [-]
nice beard mane
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#35 to #33 - itsthetie [OP]ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
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#140 - samoaspider (09/28/2015) [-]
>filming vertically on purpose
you wanna go, m8 ?
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#141 to #140 - itsthetie [OP]ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
Fukken bring it, m8 <3
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#102 - bakinboy (09/28/2015) [-]
mac
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User avatar #103 to #102 - itsthetie [OP]ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
I kno
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#116 - Kanoah ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
So that's what you sound like... I expected a scruffier voice but baby I ain't complaining
So that's what you sound like...
I expected a scruffier voice but baby I ain't complaining
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#119 to #117 - Kanoah ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
That's what I like to hear, especially the faggot part
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#43 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
happy account anniversary
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#45 to #43 - itsthetie [OP]ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
thank you, I almost feel like I've accomplished something
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#49 to #45 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
you made that content about me that time, that was pretty cool
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#53 to #49 - itsthetie [OP]ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
Hey yeah, and I put you in the background of several comics. I should start doing cameos again, that was fun
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User avatar #197 - mrbator (09/28/2015) [-]
Not even wearing a tie.
0/10 too much water.
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#199 to #197 - itsthetie [OP]ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
>>#93,
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#93 - itsthetie [OP]ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
>>#92, Here's my ties you ******* whore!!
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User avatar #213 to #93 - asthmetheus (09/28/2015) [-]
Lo and behold, we learn that Tie only wears Ties while naked
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#80 - studbeefpile (09/28/2015) [-]
Hahaha, loved the end.
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