I don't know what to do with this. Tits.. Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor he stand.. That's why you gotta be careful when you...cut the cheese. Hehe...do you guys get my point? I'm sure some of you can take a stab at what I'm talking about. london in a nuts
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I don't know what to do with this

Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Poor he stand.
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User avatar #43 - nump (07/03/2014) [+] (5 replies)
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I would just like to thank you all for making my short time on FJ so far a good one.
User avatar #1 - Das (07/02/2014) [+] (7 replies)
That's why you gotta be careful when you...cut the cheese. Hehe...do you guys get my point? I'm sure some of you can take a stab at what I'm talking about.
#2 to #1 - antiriktwo (07/02/2014) [-]
That was the worst joke I've ever heard.

I love it.
User avatar #9 - Cobaltsushi (07/02/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Das a stupid joke
User avatar #16 - sixtyfourxgamer (07/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
how are they measuring this? Must be some cutting edge technology eh? eh?
#7 - leosander ONLINE (07/02/2014) [+] (3 replies)
If thats true it takes roughly 15 years for the entire population of london to get stabbed at least once.
#33 - mypickinuraxe (07/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
In 'Murica, our freedoms allow us to get shot every 52 seconds.
#37 to #33 - nump (07/03/2014) [-]
In Scotland, our independence allows us to be stabbed by a 10ft claymore every 52 seconds.
User avatar #31 - sphincterface (07/03/2014) [-]
I guess he isn't too sharp...eh? eh?
Nobody?
ok.........
#36 - theslenderbender (07/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Still don't understand the joke. who's that person I call, joketell?
User avatar #6 - toosexyforyou (07/02/2014) [+] (2 replies)
It was only a matter of time until someone started spamming Sickipedia jokes on here.
User avatar #54 - trowlernotparas (07/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
jokexplain help
User avatar #56 to #54 - jokexplain (07/03/2014) [-]
the stat implies that a different person gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
OP thought it was always the same dude
User avatar #34 - hellomynameisbill (07/03/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I didn't get the joke at first, but to be fair I'm not the sharpest
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#26 to #25 - yisumad (07/03/2014) [-]
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#53 - anonymous (07/03/2014) [-]
Edgy!
User avatar #48 - rappwr (07/03/2014) [-]
Good for me.
My flight will depart to London in less than 24h : )
#40 - anonymous (07/03/2014) [-]
Like a drunken prometheus...
#39 - pebar ONLINE (07/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I heard they're trying to ban all pointy tip kitchen knives now.......
I heard they're trying to ban all pointy tip kitchen knives now.......
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User avatar #18 - thenotsobaldeagle (07/03/2014) [-]
There is so much pun in the air of this comments section that you could cut it with a knife.

No? Nothing? Screw it, I tried.
#12 - anonymous (07/02/2014) [+] (3 replies)
tell that to Pierce Morgan !
#11 - kez (07/02/2014) [-]
If you're going to tell a joke we all know so we retell the joke in our head as we read it, atleast make sure you dont word the joke so badly that its worse than the version in our head.
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