I don't hate kids but. . If you bring this. >Be 15 >At Movie Theater >Hardly anyone in the rows > with kid just HAS to sit behind me >There were about 3 empty rows, they had to sit RIGHT be
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I don't hate kids but

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User avatar #1 - kyrozor (07/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
OH **** did I type Facebook into the address bar by mistake?
#4 to #1 - pootismang ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
No, but you've drifted far from the frontpage, which is an awkward mix of /a/, youtube, and Facebook, all in a sea of reposts.
#10 - scoobi (07/05/2014) [+] (12 replies)
>Be 15   
>At Movie Theater   
>Hardly anyone in the rows   
>						************					 with 						*********					 kid just HAS to sit behind me   
>There were about 3 empty rows, they had to sit RIGHT behind me   
>As long as the little dick weasel keeps his mouth shut, I should be fine to watch the movie   
>About 50 seconds in...   
> "Mommy let's get some popcorn."   
>"No son, we should have gotten it before we went in."   
>"But MOOOOM!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"   
>I sit in silence while child screams in my ear   
>I turn over to to the Mom   
>"Excuse me, I can't hear the movie and I'm sure everyone else does as well."   
>Mom replies, "I don't tell him what to do, do it yourself."   
>Beast within me emerges   
>"Kid, shut the hell up because I can tell you many things you won't want to hear. The Easter Bunny isn't real and you know who is with him? Santa. So shut up."   
>Woman turns to me   
>"You WILL NOT TALK TO MY SON LIKE THAT HOW 						*******					 DARE YOU I WILL 						****					 IN YOUR MOUTH I-"   
>Throw my cup in her face   
>Drink splashes all over her and her son   
>Leave theater
>Be 15
>At Movie Theater
>Hardly anyone in the rows
> ************ with ********* kid just HAS to sit behind me
>There were about 3 empty rows, they had to sit RIGHT behind me
>As long as the little dick weasel keeps his mouth shut, I should be fine to watch the movie
>About 50 seconds in...
> "Mommy let's get some popcorn."
>"No son, we should have gotten it before we went in."
>"But MOOOOM!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
>I sit in silence while child screams in my ear
>I turn over to to the Mom
>"Excuse me, I can't hear the movie and I'm sure everyone else does as well."
>Mom replies, "I don't tell him what to do, do it yourself."
>Beast within me emerges
>"Kid, shut the hell up because I can tell you many things you won't want to hear. The Easter Bunny isn't real and you know who is with him? Santa. So shut up."
>Woman turns to me
>"You WILL NOT TALK TO MY SON LIKE THAT HOW ******* DARE YOU I WILL **** IN YOUR MOUTH I-"
>Throw my cup in her face
>Drink splashes all over her and her son
>Leave theater
#8 - samxdaxman (07/05/2014) [-]
If you bring your 						******					 kid to the movie(especially one rated R) and all they do is cry, I will automatically assume you are a 						******					 parent and fantasize about humiliating you in front of everyone else, but then not do anything about it.
If you bring your ****** kid to the movie(especially one rated R) and all they do is cry, I will automatically assume you are a ****** parent and fantasize about humiliating you in front of everyone else, but then not do anything about it.
#6 - include ONLINE (07/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
You have to teach kids discipline, tell them what they're doing is wrong. If you don't then they'll just become little ***** .
#2 - luddethebunny (07/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
if you bring this to a soccer game.   
 idgaf
if you bring this to a soccer game.
idgaf
User avatar #9 - scant (07/05/2014) [-]
I once went to a planetarium to watch a show about black holes.
Some dickmunch in the row behind me decided it would be fun to bring his 2 small children with him.
Because there's nothing kids enjoy more than sitting still and watching 45 minute long seminars about astrophysics.
User avatar #3 - eatcawk (07/04/2014) [-]
i hate kids
#13 - dodosareextinct ONLINE (07/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I was at Anime Expo today and somebody had their very upset, much too young child there. Waiting in line to get in while listening to this pre-pubescent little 						********					 screech... ugh.   
   
>mfw that kid
I was at Anime Expo today and somebody had their very upset, much too young child there. Waiting in line to get in while listening to this pre-pubescent little ******** screech... ugh.

>mfw that kid
#48 - ryanhamster (07/05/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Can i say this, my child is 1 1/2 and ******* bipolar, because she's a small child. I therefore shouldn't be allowed at restaurants because sometimes my child cries? I don't go to the movie theater anymore but please dont ******* take food away from me.
#21 - Hybricide (07/05/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Yeah, because families should not be allowed to go out to a decent restaurant because they have kids. When the rest of you have kids and are 						*******					 sick of cooking every 						*******					 night, you'll get it.
Yeah, because families should not be allowed to go out to a decent restaurant because they have kids. When the rest of you have kids and are ******* sick of cooking every ******* night, you'll get it.
User avatar #33 to #27 - lolzordz (07/05/2014) [-]
youre implying parents like it/dont mind when their kids cry in public.
#18 - grimmwaters ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
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User avatar #5 - ratytang ONLINE (07/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I actually stopped going out once i had kids because of this, hate screaming kids in restaurants worst thing when you are trying to enjoy your self.
#64 - Womens Study Major (07/05/2014) [-]
Your parents didnt love you enough.
#62 - girngar (07/05/2014) [-]
Well screw you op. i take my boy out with me all the time, actually he's always with me and yeah sometimes he fusses and it takes a few minutes to calm him down, but you know what? You can get the hell over it cus i want my damn sushi and having kids doesn't mean i shouldn't be able to go out
User avatar #61 - thesinful (07/05/2014) [-]
A lot of parents try to claim that "it's just the way kids are". Really? Because I once saw a family with 5 kids walk into a (mostly empty) restaurant and I didn't hear a damn thing out of them the whole time I was there.
User avatar #59 - mysisterismywaifu (07/05/2014) [-]
hey our names
#49 - nump (07/05/2014) [-]
>mfw they bring this to that
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#43 - solbadguygg ONLINE (07/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>2011
>go to see 'Rise of the Planet of the Apes' with 2 friends
>dollar store candy in cargo shorts because **** theater food
>get there early and claim the best seats near the back
>joke with friends that we're about to watch the history of Jacksonville, FL
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>previews start up
>then I hear it
> ********************** .why
>some bitch brought her baby to a PG-13 movie
>MFW
>the young mandragora continues to scream roughly every 15-20 minutes as mommy texts to her home-girls bragging about how child support bought her a large popcorn
>trying to keep the rage in my gut from reaching Chernobyl levels of meltdown
>no ushers in sight
>the entire audience has descended to the final level of hell
>the Bandon Banshee continues to haunt the cinema until the credits roll
>leave theater
>havne't been to another cinema since then
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