I don't hate kids but. . If you bring this. >Be 15 >At Movie Theater >Hardly anyone in the rows >Motherfucker with shitwhine kid just HAS to sit behind me >There were about 3 empty rows, th
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I don't hate kids but

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User avatar #1 - kyrozor ONLINE (07/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
OH shit did I type Facebook into the address bar by mistake?
#4 to #1 - pootismang (07/05/2014) [-]
No, but you've drifted far from the frontpage, which is an awkward mix of /a/, youtube, and Facebook, all in a sea of reposts.
#10 - scoobi (07/05/2014) [+] (12 replies)
>Be 15   
>At Movie Theater   
>Hardly anyone in the rows   
>Motherfucker with shitwhine kid just HAS to sit behind me   
>There were about 3 empty rows, they had to sit RIGHT behind me   
>As long as the little dick weasel keeps his mouth shut, I should be fine to watch the movie   
>About 50 seconds in...   
> "Mommy let's get some popcorn."   
>"No son, we should have gotten it before we went in."   
>"But MOOOOM!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"   
>I sit in silence while child screams in my ear   
>I turn over to to the Mom   
>"Excuse me, I can't hear the movie and I'm sure everyone else does as well."   
>Mom replies, "I don't tell him what to do, do it yourself."   
>Beast within me emerges   
>"Kid, shut the hell up because I can tell you many things you won't want to hear. The Easter Bunny isn't real and you know who is with him? Santa. So shut up."   
>Woman turns to me   
>"You WILL NOT TALK TO MY SON LIKE THAT HOW FUCKING DARE YOU I WILL SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH I-"   
>Throw my cup in her face   
>Drink splashes all over her and her son   
>Leave theater
>Be 15
>At Movie Theater
>Hardly anyone in the rows
>Motherfucker with shitwhine kid just HAS to sit behind me
>There were about 3 empty rows, they had to sit RIGHT behind me
>As long as the little dick weasel keeps his mouth shut, I should be fine to watch the movie
>About 50 seconds in...
> "Mommy let's get some popcorn."
>"No son, we should have gotten it before we went in."
>"But MOOOOM!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
>I sit in silence while child screams in my ear
>I turn over to to the Mom
>"Excuse me, I can't hear the movie and I'm sure everyone else does as well."
>Mom replies, "I don't tell him what to do, do it yourself."
>Beast within me emerges
>"Kid, shut the hell up because I can tell you many things you won't want to hear. The Easter Bunny isn't real and you know who is with him? Santa. So shut up."
>Woman turns to me
>"You WILL NOT TALK TO MY SON LIKE THAT HOW FUCKING DARE YOU I WILL SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH I-"
>Throw my cup in her face
>Drink splashes all over her and her son
>Leave theater
#8 - samxdaxman (07/05/2014) [-]
If you bring your shitty kid to the movie(especially one rated R) and all they do is cry, I will automatically assume you are a shitty parent and fantasize about humiliating you in front of everyone else, but then not do anything about it.
If you bring your shitty kid to the movie(especially one rated R) and all they do is cry, I will automatically assume you are a shitty parent and fantasize about humiliating you in front of everyone else, but then not do anything about it.
#6 - include (07/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
You have to teach kids discipline, tell them what they're doing is wrong. If you don't then they'll just become little shits.
#2 - luddethebunny (07/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
if you bring this to a soccer game.   
 idgaf
if you bring this to a soccer game.
idgaf
User avatar #9 - scant (07/05/2014) [-]
I once went to a planetarium to watch a show about black holes.
Some dickmunch in the row behind me decided it would be fun to bring his 2 small children with him.
Because there's nothing kids enjoy more than sitting still and watching 45 minute long seminars about astrophysics.
#3 - eatcawk (07/04/2014) [-]
i hate kids
#13 - dodosareextinct (07/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I was at Anime Expo today and somebody had their very upset, much too young child there. Waiting in line to get in while listening to this pre-pubescent little shithead screech... ugh.   
   
>mfw that kid
I was at Anime Expo today and somebody had their very upset, much too young child there. Waiting in line to get in while listening to this pre-pubescent little shithead screech... ugh.

>mfw that kid
#64 - anonymous (07/05/2014) [-]
Your parents didnt love you enough.
#48 - ryanhamster (07/05/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Can i say this, my child is 1 1/2 and fucking bipolar, because she's a small child. I therefore shouldn't be allowed at restaurants because sometimes my child cries? I don't go to the movie theater anymore but please dont fucking take food away from me.
#21 - Hybricide (07/05/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Yeah, because families should not be allowed to go out to a decent restaurant because they have kids. When the rest of you have kids and are fucking sick of cooking every fucking night, you'll get it.
Yeah, because families should not be allowed to go out to a decent restaurant because they have kids. When the rest of you have kids and are fucking sick of cooking every fucking night, you'll get it.
User avatar #33 to #27 - lolzordz ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
youre implying parents like it/dont mind when their kids cry in public.
#18 - grimmwaters ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
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User avatar #5 - ratytang (07/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I actually stopped going out once i had kids because of this, hate screaming kids in restaurants worst thing when you are trying to enjoy your self.
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#42 - anonymous (07/05/2014) [-]
That's exactly the problem, someone fucked them and now they have kids. Don't fuck girls -> no kids.
User avatar #34 - tombombadil ONLINE (07/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
It may just be that I haven't been around anyone who needed it for a while, but it seems like people are using babysitting services less and just taking the little shitlets out with them everywhere. Maybe my tolerance for children has just gone down and I notice it more.
User avatar #19 - kouzan (07/05/2014) [-]
Well, first you tell the parents that you can't bring in a child because of this reason. Watch them get mad, then go back to eating in peace.
User avatar #17 - gregthebobo (07/05/2014) [-]
But sometimes Ah need mah Olive Gardin
User avatar #15 - littleliz (07/05/2014) [-]
so i start dating this guy. he surprises me and spoils the crap out of me with a trip to mexico. ive never been farther than oregon and i live in california so this is so exciting for me. we stay at a high class hotel, nice restaurants, nice rooms, right on the beach. its like a dream. i walk out on the balcony i smell that air i hear the sound of the local birds. its all so amazing! then down from the pool all i hear is AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOOOOOOM i look down in utter horror and of course theres a 3 year old screaming for his juice. who the fuck does this!! now im a kind woman. i love kids. but like hell would you find mine in a hotel we pay 20k a year to go to in mexico at 3! especially wouldnt find mine behaving that way!
bringing your kids on vacation at 1-5 to a fancy hotel in mexico is the dumbest thing. why bring them?! or if you cant bring them then stay home. people like this are like the dumbshits who bring their one year old to disneyland. as if they are going to remember
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