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I do steal other people's stuff.

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#1 - fizzor (02/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I gotta say, that was pretty good.
User avatar #3 - kanatana (02/06/2014) [+] (5 replies)
**kanatana rolled a random comment #384 posted by elaxx at Just owned... ** :
There indeed are a lot of factors that can easily invalidate the current theories but not just that these factors standalone can't outweigh the overwhelming evidence/clues supporting modern theories but also the theories that would be built on the mentioned factors would contradict with a lot of surrounding factors/systems and overcomplicate things to a ridiculous level.

What phenomena does specifically Creationism predict?

So Creationism knows what science means. It keeps us from thinking we know something that we don't actually know. If some new knowledge comes up that changes the modern theory (given enough evidence and sense in overall system), science changes itself. More than that, it is kind of a goal for science, to go further in knowledge. But to go further, we have to build on something, we have to build on premises which are announced as facts when there is literally almost no way to disprove them. Science as a discipline motivates to challenge the theories to go further with knowledge, even the most basic theories, whereas Creationism doesn't try to disprove its most fundamental principles.

Theory in science: "a well-substantiated explanation of some aspect of the natural world, based on knowledge that has been repeatedly confirmed through observation and experimentation." And it should be taught in schools as such. An explanation that makes most sense and couldn't be disproven so far and is accepted by vast majority. Disprove the modern theory of Earth's origin (most accepted one, there are actually many of them) the way it doesn't contradict with all the evidence present, go ahead. If you manage to do that, the books will be rewritten as well as the other theories based on it. Creationism just doesn't make sense with all the evidence/clues present.

I said Christianity should be respected as a cultural inheritance, like other religions in an open minded society. I never said how an individual should personally approach it.
Okay, that was cute.
#4 to #3 - elaxx (02/06/2014) [-]
Well, thankies.
Well, thankies.
User avatar #8 - toosexyforyou (02/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Yep they're called anti jokes and after you've heard every single normal joke, anti jokes are the funniest
#17 - upyoursnumbnuts (02/07/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Why do people consider this jackass funny?
#20 to #17 - drackmore (02/07/2014) [-]
Because he is a professional jackass and hes good at it.
User avatar #46 - lisreal (02/07/2014) [-]
One of my favorite anti jokes. Not mine:

Why is six afraid of seven?

Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.

Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.
#5 - anonymous (02/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I love it because it's like "mother ****** who do you think? Use your damn head for once not everything is a joke."
User avatar #12 to #5 - bushingenna (02/07/2014) [-]
aka an anti joke?

#2 - optimussum (02/06/2014) [+] (14 replies)
reminds me of these
#33 - anonymous (02/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Stupidest joke ever .
User avatar #36 to #33 - thirdjess (02/07/2014) [-]
It's called an anti-joke.
#32 - twofreegerbils (02/07/2014) [+] (17 replies)
Is that what we're calling Louis nowadays?
User avatar #37 to #32 - schneidend ONLINE (02/07/2014) [-]
Well, given that he is a stand-up comedian, yes. Comic is the appropriate term.
#10 - include (02/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
The gorilla when he was told the news.
The gorilla when he was told the news.
#53 - latinotornado (02/07/2014) [-]
one of my top fav comedians for sure
#34 - triplexrated **User deleted account** (02/07/2014) [-]
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#11 - anonymous (02/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
finally a place for this
#16 to #11 - redbannerman (02/07/2014) [-]
*50 cent
User avatar #22 - invshika (02/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**invshika rolled a random comment #572500 posted by fitemeirlbro at Pokemon ** :
no why do you ask
best anti-joke
User avatar #23 to #22 - thewalruss (02/07/2014) [-]
-Toc - toc
-Who is it?
-No, why do you ask?

Not the best, buy a good anti-joke
#50 - whathappenslive (02/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Why did tsunami hit new Zealand? Because the parrots are faggots.
User avatar #47 - nibbero (02/07/2014) [-]
Why did the plane crash?
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread...
User avatar #31 - maxismahname (02/07/2014) [-]
Something I made in first grade:
"Why did the vampire cross the road?"
"Because he pooped his pants"
#13 - wagtrain (02/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**wagtrain rolled a random image posted in comment #7488638 at Safe For Work Random Board ** Louis Ck is awesome
#29 to #13 - secretmouse (02/07/2014) [-]
I thought that your username was 'vagtrain'...
I thought that your username was 'vagtrain'...
User avatar #51 - nighthawxx (02/07/2014) [-]
what's green, has four legs and can kill you if it falls off a tree?
a pool table
#21 - anonymous (02/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I also steal other peoples stuff
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