I did it

so, I decided to eat the outer slices of bread. I toasted it and spread nutella on it. It honestly tastes as bad as it looks. It's thinner than a normal slice, it's staler than all the other slices and is an asshole. when It got out of the toaster it went all jersey shore on me and it started sexually harrassing me when I spread the nutella on it. 0/10 would not eat again

though, it was extremely satisfying sinking my teeth into it's dense flesh and ripping it apart piece by piece as it's burnt skin crumbled over my body and onto the floor.