I'd read that. . I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the
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I'd read that

I wish there were necklaces
given to us at birth that were
half of a unique shape and your
soulmate wore the other half
and they got warmer the closer
together you were and colder
the further away we were
you could gee on this journey
when yeu’ re ready to find your
other half so that Wu could be
spared all the pain and
heartbreak of being played with
by those who don' t take dating
as seriously as you do
you should write a book
...
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#12 - sinery (11/18/2013) [+] (13 replies)
... Finds a grave.
#31 - AlexPaincakes (11/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MFW I hold my necklace
User avatar #7 - moshimoshi (11/18/2013) [+] (20 replies)
And then it turns out that your soulmate is a midget eskimo.

Anyway, I'll add some tips here if someone is bothered by being alone.

Partners are like lost keys. You find them when you aren't looking, and the more desperate you are the more they hide from you.

Clubs and pubs are the worst place to look for your future spouse.

If you are too picky about looks you don't deserve a good partner, and that's just as well because you'll only find skanks/jocks and one night stands.

Never be jealous you dumb **** . If he/she wants to go to the bahamas for a week with her friends you just say "have fun!"

Confidence is the key attribute to attract women. Turning off your computer and going out in the real world is the next best. They care much less about looks, muscles and penis size than you think.

Never underestimate the dog trick. Plus, getting a dog will in itself get you a loving companion that's always happy to see you (and gets you up off your ass and out in the fresh air).
User avatar #52 - exceeding (11/18/2013) [+] (10 replies)
**exceeding rolled user mimithedragonborn ** this glorious bastard is my soulmate and spirit animal
#77 - mrfourtysevenman (11/18/2013) [+] (10 replies)
BUT WHUT IF SHES UGLEY
#67 - xxitzchubbsxx (11/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Any one else get the impression of some 17 year old chick who bounces from guy to guy after her relationships fail and then wonders why guys are all the useless and the same?
#118 - thechosentroll (11/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
And then you finally get together, share that long expected kiss and the necklaces get so hot that they burn through your necks and decapitate you.

The end.
User avatar #1 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Heartbreak is half the reason we enjoy finding our soulmate so much. What if you're ready and they aren't?
User avatar #139 - fyaq (11/19/2013) [+] (6 replies)
What if she turns out ugly
or fat
or worse....
black
User avatar #106 - BraindeadBuddha (11/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Imagine losing that necklace
#50 - keybladewarrior (11/18/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Then it turns out to be a feminazi extremist atheist vegan that is try to be lesbians but can't because of the 						*******					 necklace. And you're here like, "So, you like Pokemon?" "						****					 YOU, RAPIST PIG, RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."   
   
my mind is an enigma. or just 						*******					 weird.
Then it turns out to be a feminazi extremist atheist vegan that is try to be lesbians but can't because of the ******* necklace. And you're here like, "So, you like Pokemon?" " **** YOU, RAPIST PIG, RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."

my mind is an enigma. or just ******* weird.
#217 - CaptainKill (11/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
tfw my girlfriend lives in Poland and I live in the USA. I'd be freezing all the time.
tfw my girlfriend lives in Poland and I live in the USA. I'd be freezing all the time.
User avatar #224 to #217 - kievaughnb ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
Your arm must be really long.
#93 - wyattgc (11/18/2013) [+] (9 replies)
With my luck I'd get a fat chick.
User avatar #272 - tmbg (11/19/2013) [-]
and when your other half dies, the necklace gets so cold it kills you.


#2deep4u
#121 - Womens Study Major (11/18/2013) [+] (5 replies)
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #59 at who is the enemy? ** Community's FW their soul mate is a fat chick.
#125 to #121 - onlyonesnoopy (11/18/2013) [-]
Fantastic roll!
Fantastic roll!
#59 - pokimone (11/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Yeah, I'd love a book that was one, giant, run-on sentence.
#115 - sirbutterballs (11/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**sirbutterballs rolled a random image posted in comment #495267 at Ponyville ** my soulmate.
#46 - alexanderjones (11/18/2013) [-]
I guess the gingers get ****** over on this deal then don't they?
#62 - jetech (11/18/2013) [-]
if you didnt ever experience heartbreak than how would you know what love truly is
User avatar #37 - davisdamen (11/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
so who here knows they would would lose theirs, show of hands?
*hand*
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