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User avatar #25 - galoomojo (08/30/2015) [-]
nnnooooooooo....
User avatar #5 - indalx (08/30/2015) [-]
I saw the thumbnail and thought "that blond chick looks nice" then the video started and felt horrible
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User avatar #134 to #112 - abesimpson (08/31/2015) [-]
Does it really bother to see someone with such a high thumbed comment that you spam the thread with this **** .

Also #hide all kek
User avatar #8 to #5 - dustykeyboard (08/30/2015) [-]
Sometimes bad resolution gets the best of us.
User avatar #142 to #5 - becauseoprahsaidso (08/31/2015) [-]
welcome to the club
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User avatar #108 to #5 - creatablejam (08/31/2015) [-]
dw, im in the same boat
User avatar #46 to #5 - tsuyu (08/30/2015) [-]
she still looks aight
#68 to #46 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
eight*
User avatar #126 to #57 - ingloriousgamer (08/31/2015) [-]
i almost down thumbed this for being another spam comment from urfunnyman
#73 to #46 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]
Rule for pedophilia jokes. Do them late at night, or early in the day. After 5 is when the holier-than-thou people are online.
User avatar #82 to #73 - tandemwarelephant ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]
I feel bad that my most thumbed up comment happened to be a slightly pedophile joke
User avatar #84 to #82 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]
You did it after 5-7 PM.
Where the moralfags have to go to bed because they have jobs, and the only reason they are here is because they're "XD so different I browse le chan xDDD I love le memes"
I am a bit pessimistic and an asshole, I realize. But I dislike people who can't take jokes.
User avatar #87 to #84 - tandemwarelephant ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]
preach it man
User avatar #74 to #73 - hopporto (08/30/2015) [-]
You have to do them during real ***** hours?
User avatar #55 to #46 - pallepis (08/30/2015) [-]
Do you sell sammich?
#104 to #46 - penguinwithgains (08/30/2015) [-]
So does this jail cell
#122 to #46 - theoddanon ONLINE (08/31/2015) [-]
Careful mate, for all the hate and anger this website spews forth we always protect the children. Even if your just saying in regards to her not being ugly it'll still be taken as pedofilia keeping myself off lists with the typo there. . Children are one of the few things our moral compass is correct on... mostly. I say mostly as there is a joke about two pages over about loil porn.
User avatar #159 to #122 - tsuyu (08/31/2015) [-]
Don't worry, I'm very protective of kids too.
That's why I have them locked up in my basment, away from the harsh outside
#160 to #159 - theoddanon ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
Okay that's a bit ****** up and Imma have to ask you to stop tarnishing the name of Best Girl.
User avatar #161 to #160 - tsuyu (09/02/2015) [-]
Tsuyu too old to be the best girl
#162 to #161 - theoddanon ONLINE (09/02/2015) [-]
Well then go give the account name to someone who believes in the truth and you can be whoever else you want to be.
User avatar #163 to #162 - tsuyu (09/02/2015) [-]
The username "priest" is already taken tho
#164 to #163 - theoddanon ONLINE (09/02/2015) [-]
Try British politician.
User avatar #165 to #164 - tsuyu (09/02/2015) [-]
I'm not that low
#166 to #165 - theoddanon ONLINE (09/02/2015) [-]
Well at least you don't **** an entire country.
User avatar #167 to #166 - tsuyu (09/02/2015) [-]
btw: just so you don't think I am so pedophile, I really was just joking m8... no actual children harmed in my house
#168 to #167 - theoddanon ONLINE (09/02/2015) [-]
It's alroight m8, I've enough brain cells to rub together to know you where joking and it's nice to come across someone who doesn't have a sense of humour like a dog's asshole.
#170 to #169 - theoddanon ONLINE (09/02/2015) [-]
Stay fresh you morally questionable sexy frog thing.
User avatar #85 to #46 - retentions (08/30/2015) [-]
the **** is wrong with you? look at those nasty ass teeth who would look alright with that ****
#41 to #5 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
hello.
I wanted to thumb up this comment, but it appears you've blocked me.
I honestly can't remember even talking to you, but if I have indeed offended you, please forgive me.
your truly,
jacoban
User avatar #42 to #41 - indalx (08/30/2015) [-]
I unblocked you. It was probably on a bad day.
User avatar #48 to #42 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (08/30/2015) [-]
lol you actually block people? ******* pussy ass faggot biiiiiiiiiiitch can't handle mean people on the internet
User avatar #49 to #48 - indalx (08/30/2015) [-]
Dude relax
#50 to #49 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (08/30/2015) [-]
**WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT used "*roll picture*"**
**WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT rolled image**
User avatar #51 to #50 - indalx (08/30/2015) [-]
good roll
User avatar #60 to #50 - drulludanni ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]
wow, what a perfect roll.
#58 to #49 - aludin (08/30/2015) [-]
I mean... Watchagunadoboutit?
#43 to #41 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
he'll be one of those scrubs who blocks someone who thumbs him down
User avatar #61 to #43 - pinecest ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]
People do that?
#47 to #5 - dirtypizza (08/30/2015) [-]
Oh thank god i thought I was the only one.
#45 to #5 - mutzaki (08/30/2015) [-]
Same here.
MFW I clicked the thumbnail.
#6 to #5 - chokinandtokin [OP] ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]
User avatar #7 to #6 - indalx (08/30/2015) [-]
Yeah i know..
User avatar #139 to #6 - mrfloop (08/31/2015) [-]
this has never been done before wowowow
chris henson aside we've all really got to admit we were all waiting for her small pants to move out of the way so we could have a peek
#148 to #139 - anon (08/31/2015) [-]
#143 to #139 - chokinandtokin [OP] ONLINE (08/31/2015) [-]
#81 to #5 - gummybearwarrior ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]
2 seconds into the video
#9 to #5 - morebuckets (08/30/2015) [-]
I did too.

I was like, "This could be interesting"

and about 3 seconds later

"God ******* dammit"
User avatar #10 to #5 - chokinandtokin [OP] ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]
Alright, now I understand why this got more thumbs than I expected..
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User avatar #18 to #5 - nyuORlucy (08/30/2015) [-]
i still think she looks nice
#24 to #18 - gentledragon (08/30/2015) [-]
Fight on friend , it was a decent pun.
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#145 to #5 - baronvonhuckle (08/31/2015) [-]
Me about 3 seconds in:
#66 to #5 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
I would still hit it
User avatar #69 to #66 - valintina (08/30/2015) [-]
Jared Fogle, that you?
#97 to #93 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
yes, because internet points matter so much.
User avatar #98 to #97 - theswagisreal ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]
jus lettin u know!
#147 to #66 - anon (08/31/2015) [-]
#103 to #66 - penguinwithgains (08/30/2015) [-]
... What the **** ?
#78 to #66 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
to be fair though, she IS an attractive kid (in a non-pedo way).
#141 to #78 - unclelunchbox (08/31/2015) [-]
You say cute kid, attractive is the word a pedophile would use
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User avatar #137 to #5 - homosexualpirate (08/31/2015) [-]
But the ending made up for it though right? It's still decent content
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#138 to #5 - doublepzk (08/31/2015) [-]
Judging by the thumbs, and yours words, I think we are not the only ones
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#4 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
Times are so hard.
#40 - mattdoggy (08/30/2015) [-]
She deserved it for continuously scanning that item
#44 to #40 - commencingfailure ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]
"Ha seems that scanner doesn't work, that means it's free :^)"
-every ******* customer when the scanner doesnt work
#1 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
#15 - agronimo (08/30/2015) [-]
You want to buy what? Little girls?
User avatar #11 - mrwalkerfour (08/30/2015) [-]
they make toys like that now

theyre ******* preparing kids to work in a damn wal-mart from age 6
User avatar #146 to #11 - notenoughtortillas (08/31/2015) [-]
idk man kids like to pretend to do **** like being a fire fighter or army man or whatever. because they like to pretend to run a shop doesnt mean it's bad or anything
#12 to #11 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
Ever been a house bitch? I have. It ******* sucks. I'd rather run a register for 40 years than be a ******* house wife.
#16 to #12 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
Really? It sucks in this day and age? When you have washers, driers, rumbas, toasters, and pre-made food? Really? Unless you were dirt poor, in which case you shoudnt have been a house wife, its really not that difficult now. People with jobs still need to get household chores done, the difference is a house-person only has to do household chores.
User avatar #72 to #16 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/30/2015) [-]
I mean it could be the loneliness that sucks, being stuck at home all day and not really making new friends or friends at all because you're just at home all the time.
#28 to #16 - austejasmith (08/30/2015) [-]
That depends who you're doing it for.
#67 to #11 - ajroach (08/30/2015) [-]
these have been a thing for like 20 years
User avatar #14 to #11 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]
There's been toys like that for at least twenty years, I don't k is where the **** you've been.
#33 to #11 - drewjitsu (08/30/2015) [-]
Kids like to role-play. I work at a daycare and on Friday, a few of the girls told me I couldn't come into the housekeeping center right now because one of them was giving birth to a beautiful baby puppy named Stuffy. The operation was a success and they let me visit the newborn in his new home...which was apparently also the OR. One of the nurses became the mother's sister and the doctor was now grandma. I don't know if they plan this out or what because their transitions are seamless.
User avatar #35 to #11 - squalllionhart (08/30/2015) [-]
toys like that have been around for a long time though
#34 to #11 - listerthepessimist (08/30/2015) [-]
it's not a new idea dude
#100 to #34 - nathiuz (08/30/2015) [-]
I see you tryna pay with that expired McDonalds Credit Card like I wouldn't notice
User avatar #101 to #100 - listerthepessimist (08/30/2015) [-]
got me red handed
User avatar #23 - jonnyfrosty ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]
Isnt it weird how little girls dress like that? Shes literally wearing hotpants, what would be the reason for that
User avatar #124 to #23 - civilizedwasteland (08/31/2015) [-]
before the 50s people living in impoverished conditions didnt even dress their kids and just let them go around naked, girls maybe wore a bottom dress, still like that in india and similar countries.

of course im just cherry picking so none of what i just said probably matters.
User avatar #120 to #23 - sherlockbatman ONLINE (08/31/2015) [-]
maybe it's really hot out
I know that I like my balls to catch a breeze when it's like 110 degrees outside
sometimes you just gotta sit around with the smallest napkin blocking your junk from view to be comfortable
sometimes I just go outside in basically only a sock to protect the neighbors' eyes
sounds like you're worried about giving all these ***** when you could just go around half nude
this is not acceptable for fat people
#32 to #23 - drewjitsu (08/30/2015) [-]
maybe its hot out
#30 to #23 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (08/30/2015) [-]
I walk round my home with nothing but boxers on. Nothing strange about her clothing.
#26 to #23 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
Because she's rollplaying the cashier? She just got back from sucking off the manager on her break.

and now he's robbing her.
User avatar #27 to #26 - jonnyfrosty ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]
Some days, am I right?
User avatar #29 to #23 - capps (08/30/2015) [-]
Becuase she doesn't think of it like that, she probably just think it looks pretty.
#54 to #23 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
it's weird how it's normal for women in general to wear pants smaller than my boxers
User avatar #62 to #23 - itrooztrooperdown (08/30/2015) [-]
well I'm a grown man alone at my home and I'm wearing half a boxer on one of my legs so idk man
User avatar #89 to #62 - binuclear (08/30/2015) [-]
At least put the other leg in or take it off you sick **** .
#36 to #23 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
Well I mean, she's in her house and they're shorts.
I duno man, I don't think just cause you got a boner it means she's wearing sexualised clothes.

I think you're just a pedophile.
User avatar #37 to #36 - jonnyfrosty ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]
Well If you think so
User avatar #63 - sphincterface (08/30/2015) [-]
I remember babysitting the little sister of one of my friends, and we were playing a restaurant game, where everything at her restaurant was hot and spicy, but also very cheap. You could get a 'spicy burger and fries' for 3 dollars, but if you wanted a drink, the drink would be $60 dollars. I remember asking her why it was so expensive for a drink, then I realized that it was because all of the food she made was so expensive, that people would need drinks. She was making all of her profit from the drinks instead of the food. Smart little **** . Smart, conniving, thieving little **** .
#91 - unbelievable ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]
Did you just upload a video taken from 8chan's /hebe/ board?
User avatar #157 to #91 - shota ONLINE (08/31/2015) [-]
Well it'd be on the wrong board then cause this would be straight up pedophilia.
User avatar #140 to #91 - becauseoprahsaidso (08/31/2015) [-]
how would you know?
#88 - pedestrianx (08/30/2015) [-]
Mfw these comments
#90 to #88 - DemonMatt (08/30/2015) [-]
I'm sorry.
#144 - Lautart (08/31/2015) [-]
This comment section
#105 - redbannerman (08/30/2015) [-]
.... Y'all need Exterminatus.
User avatar #129 - tigreman (08/31/2015) [-]
The thumbnail looked like a typical 17 year old white girl, but the video showed it was actually like a 6 year old dressed uncomfortably slutty.
#2 - mattaaa (08/30/2015) [-]
**mattaaa used "*roll picture*"**
**mattaaa rolled image**
User avatar #3 to #2 - MoparMan (08/30/2015) [-]
That's such an ugly stock, and I hate the off-color of the rail.
#56 to #3 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
I gotta say though, replace that piece of **** with a nice crane stock, and that would be a sexy gun.
User avatar #17 to #3 - RaptorJesus (08/30/2015) [-]
That's not a stock, its a "brace"... legally (in the US, anyways) you cannot shoulder that weapon as it is designated as a "pistol". Your arm goes through the center of that brace and the strap tightens it to your arm.
User avatar #19 to #17 - MoparMan (08/30/2015) [-]
Hoorah, now it's ugly and retarded
User avatar #102 to #19 - nathiuz (08/30/2015) [-]
When used appropriately, that brace can cause some really neat things to happen. That picture, however, is not among them.
User avatar #20 to #19 - RaptorJesus (08/30/2015) [-]
I cant disagree... rules are rules, though...
User avatar #133 - frankwest (08/31/2015) [-]
I was on this post earlier with someone close to me and had to avoid the comments because I knew they would be about ****** dem' kids. I was correct
User avatar #149 - hisokafromlol (08/31/2015) [-]
it's funny cuz i work as a nightshift clerk ...
User avatar #150 to #149 - chokinandtokin [OP] ONLINE (08/31/2015) [-]
Congrats on being the first normal comment
User avatar #153 to #150 - hisokafromlol (08/31/2015) [-]
why ... thank you ... i guess .... I am at work even now and im bored as crap also lonely .... nightshifts are ****
User avatar #154 to #153 - chokinandtokin [OP] ONLINE (08/31/2015) [-]
At least you get to go on FJ.
User avatar #155 to #154 - hisokafromlol (08/31/2015) [-]
i am with my laptop , but .... all the reposts on here ... >_< plus i've mostly seen all the content ...
User avatar #71 - dinonator (08/30/2015) [-]
i swear to god most of these comments are perverted help me god
#79 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
This site is ****** .

Accepts Faggotry
Accepts Cyberdouches
Accepts "Hitler Did Nothing Wrong"
Accepts necrophilia

Abhors and condemns pedophilia

You guys make up your minds, either you have morals or your disgusting creatures.
User avatar #83 to #79 - lvlonemeepo ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]
Dude, its hilarious.
User avatar #92 to #79 - thatlittledoll (08/30/2015) [-]
pedophilia has to do with young children... this girl is what, 6?
User avatar #125 to #79 - civilizedwasteland (08/31/2015) [-]
everyone's getting tumbed down cuase she was actually too old
User avatar #130 to #79 - severepwner ONLINE (08/31/2015) [-]
I wasn't aware necrophilia was even an issue.
User avatar #132 to #79 - damson (08/31/2015) [-]
I wouldn't really say that accepting "Hitler Did Nothing Wrong" would be moral.
#135 to #79 - cigma (08/31/2015) [-]
&gt;taking &quot;hitler did nothing wrong&quot; serious
>taking "hitler did nothing wrong" serious
#158 to #79 - anon (08/31/2015) [-]
Nothing wrong with gays, for ever argument against them there's much better argument for accepting them, cause I'm assuming you mean faggots as in actual gays, since you seems to edgy I can only assume you do.
"Cyberdouches" are everey where, nothing you can really do about it.
Hitler did nothing wrong is a joke that's played a little too much
People mostly joke about this, and the ones who aren't joking are talking about fictional characters 98% of the time

So yeah, this site is pretty moral really.
We just act a little edgy sometimes cause it's the net and we're a very reactionary and contrarian community.
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