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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#16 - yankeerose
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That's great and all, but we are all imagining one very specific kind of hideous. What if thew wings are a pair of gigantic hairy empty nutsacks that you flap with?
User avatar #51 to #16 - wildberk
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I'm going to repeat the man in the main content.

I don't see a down side to this
User avatar #41 to #16 - commontroll
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Or disembodied vagina lips.
#75 to #16 - boomerpyro
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what if they are wings made from pony gifs? hideous
what if they are wings made from pony gifs? hideous
#76 to #75 - yankeerose
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#77 to #76 - boomerpyro
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it never ends
it never ends
#78 to #77 - yankeerose
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#79 to #78 - boomerpyro
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OH GOD IT's GETTING CLOSER!!
OH GOD IT's GETTING CLOSER!!
#89 to #79 - angelious
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#113 to #77 - reekballs
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#93 to #75 - ciacheczko
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Nutsacks, vagina lips, whatever... It's your idea of pony gifs that actually made me shrug.
User avatar #96 to #93 - boomerpyro
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i tried following the other popular comments on funnyjunk, you know the whole "bronies are pedo's, huehueheu"
User avatar #99 to #96 - ciacheczko
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Well... I don't feel like jumping on that bandwagon, but I honestly dislike MLP - the fact that it's everywhere irritates me in particular .
Having FJ as one of thefew sites where I can take a breath from it is... most refreshing.
#105 to #99 - boomerpyro
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you need to build an immunity, you should watch "non-brony reacts" their reactions are hilarious
User avatar #106 to #105 - ciacheczko
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Nah. I refuse to participate in any of this, to be honest.
#114 to #75 - uguuu
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User avatar #40 to #16 - zerpderp
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i shall call it "The OP butterfag"
#5 - thekeeperofthumbs
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>metal as ****   
>i fail to see the dark side in this   
Anyone else see the irony
>metal as ****
>i fail to see the dark side in this
Anyone else see the irony
#7 to #5 - anon id: 9a10e99b
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clearly you do
#97 to #5 - justalie **User deleted account**
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It's Tumblr what do expect...
User avatar #117 to #5 - revengeforfreeze
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Uuuuh... Is this a Pink Floyd reference?
#14 to #5 - monkeybrains
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User avatar #74 to #14 - boomerpyro
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putin is my waifu
User avatar #19 to #5 - SylverSlayer
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the irony
#21 - samxdaxman
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See, you all click the button thinking "Oh, it'll be like dark angel type wings! Those will look cool!"

But what happens when you get two wings made of penis skin? Or wings that spell out "I'm a huge faggot, please rape my face"?
User avatar #35 to #21 - fuckscreennames
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eh, worth it. most people i know think i might be gay anyway even though i have a girlfriend
User avatar #47 to #21 - syntheticdoll
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I'll get it tattooed.
#49 to #21 - anon id: 7b617028
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tattoo it black or something. u get to fly dude
#23 to #21 - lildo
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I guess it is Metal ********
#18 - spermanentthreat
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Oh Hell yeah
User avatar #94 to #18 - iamaniceperson
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heyey. That's not "ugly as ****", that's just cool as ****.
#45 to #18 - poccylane
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Hell yeah, Brutal Legend. What a goddamn gem.
#6 - Eleatperson
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#91 - merrymarvelite
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Can I wear them like a cape like the Gargoyles?
User avatar #57 - hellomynameisbill
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Hire victoria's secret to make angel wings.
Wear over current wings.
Fly over church.
Land during sunday morning *************************
Enter the church
Bless the people inside.
Take prosthesis off
You are Lucifer
Convince them all that god is evil and imprisoned you for exceeding the good of humanity
Convert all to LaVeyan Satanism It's like a softcore satanism that actually teaches values and **** en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LaVeyan_Satanism
Actually help them and be a good patron saint to the new satanist church
Travel to Vatican city and do same thing to Pope
Hire several philosophers, authors and judges to rewrite christianity
Be legendary prophet
User avatar #58 to #57 - lotengo [OP]
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Wings that can not be hidden
User avatar #59 to #58 - hellomynameisbill
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that doesn't seem technically possible. I think it just means that they're permanently out and can't be hidden or shed
User avatar #60 to #59 - lotengo [OP]
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Nope, wing can not be hidden.

Or the would not work when you put a bra on them
User avatar #65 to #60 - hellomynameisbill
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not physically possible. it HAS to be possible for them to be cloaked, the only reason that they'd not be would be if they're too fragile to withstand the weight of fabric(they wouldn't be able to withstand flight) or that they're too large. They'd still have the ability to be covered in a cloth or sheathe of some sort.
User avatar #83 to #65 - lotengo [OP]
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stop trying to logic your way out of the content. They can not be hidden
User avatar #129 to #65 - jsereturns
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Growing ******* huge ass wings and flying isn't physically possible either *******.

The content says "cannot be hidden", so if you had the wings, then that would apply.
and who ****** knows, maybe the wings would have some sort of black magic that disintegrates anything that covers it.
User avatar #61 to #57 - kirkwahmett
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LaVeyan satanists or atheist satanists don't believe in god or the devil . get your **** straight
User avatar #62 to #61 - hellomynameisbill
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It's still better than catholicism
User avatar #63 to #62 - kirkwahmett
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i didn't say its good or bad. atheist satanist are basically just normal atheists. the name satanist is just to scare people who are afraid of the name.
User avatar #64 to #63 - hellomynameisbill
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but, LaVeyan satanism still symbolises satan to a certain extent and follows rules satirical to the bible, so it counts in a way. but it'd probably be more effective than actual satanism sicne they'd have to keep the moral high ground in order to follow me
User avatar #66 to #64 - kirkwahmett
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ok. don't get your **** straight.
User avatar #87 to #57 - tallzed
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Swell with pride when my religion is mentioned. I am a LaVeyan Satanist.
#120 to #57 - yourmomisyourdad
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mfw you get instantly shot when you show your true wings
mfw you get instantly shot when you show your true wings
User avatar #138 to #120 - hellomynameisbill
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There are stricter gun laws in my country, so the churcch staff won't have that ability.
#86 - metalcoldreaper
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Not much of a choice. They will learn to fear me. Or i'll drop their corpses down from the sky..
Not much of a choice. They will learn to fear me. Or i'll drop their corpses down from the sky..
#55 - Zefat
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As i see...there's more to it than it seems, it does not state that if you try to remove said wings, you would stop being able to fly, it also doesn´t state that they will grow back if you try to remove them or that they are the reason you can fly.

SO with this in mind:

-press button;
-get hideous wings;
-cut them with surgery;
-still able to fly;
-still looking fabulous as ****;

goku irl


User avatar #67 to #55 - EnergizierAnon
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or leave the wings and be demonic looking as ****.
User avatar #136 to #67 - Zefat
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what if the wings ar not even demonic what if you get penis wings, or scrotum skinned wings with pubes all over..?
User avatar #38 - upyourarsinal
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"Silence, ground walker!!"