I'd hit it. . You get the to the but you grow hideous woos that cannot be Neden. and most people volt see them and haul you a demon. be h metal as look chuckles
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I'd hit it

You get the to the but you grow hideous woos
that cannot be Neden.
and most people volt see
them and haul you a
demon.
be h
metal as look
chuckles darkly and presses button with one finger
i fail to see the dark side to this
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#16 - yankeerose (03/13/2014) [+] (16 replies)
That's great and all, but we are all imagining one very specific kind of hideous. What if thew wings are a pair of gigantic hairy empty nutsacks that you flap with?
#5 - thekeeperofthumbs ONLINE (03/12/2014) [+] (6 replies)
>metal as 			****		   
>i fail to see the dark side in this   
Anyone else see the irony
>metal as ****
>i fail to see the dark side in this
Anyone else see the irony
#21 - samxdaxman (03/13/2014) [+] (4 replies)
See, you all click the button thinking "Oh, it'll be like dark angel type wings! Those will look cool!"

But what happens when you get two wings made of penis skin? Or wings that spell out "I'm a huge faggot, please rape my face"?
#18 - spermanentthreat (03/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Oh Hell yeah
#6 - Eleatperson (03/12/2014) [-]
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#91 - merrymarvelite (03/13/2014) [-]
Can I wear them like a cape like the Gargoyles?
User avatar #57 - hellomynameisbill (03/13/2014) [+] (14 replies)
Hire victoria's secret to make angel wings.
Wear over current wings.
Fly over church.
Land during sunday morning *************************
Enter the church
Bless the people inside.
Take prosthesis off
You are Lucifer
Convince them all that god is evil and imprisoned you for exceeding the good of humanity
Convert all to LaVeyan Satanism It's like a softcore satanism that actually teaches values and **** en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LaVeyan_Satanism
Actually help them and be a good patron saint to the new satanist church
Travel to Vatican city and do same thing to Pope
Hire several philosophers, authors and judges to rewrite christianity
Be legendary prophet
#86 - metalcoldreaper (03/13/2014) [-]
Not much of a choice. They will learn to fear me. Or i'll drop their corpses down from the sky..
Not much of a choice. They will learn to fear me. Or i'll drop their corpses down from the sky..
#55 - Zefat (03/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
As i see...there's more to it than it seems, it does not state that if you try to remove said wings, you would stop being able to fly, it also doesn´t state that they will grow back if you try to remove them or that they are the reason you can fly.

SO with this in mind:

-press button;
-get hideous wings;
-cut them with surgery;
-still able to fly;
-still looking fabulous as **** ;

goku irl


User avatar #38 - upyourarsinal (03/13/2014) [-]
"Silence, ground walker!!"
#34 - iRoflcopterU (03/13/2014) [-]
I don't care if I get hideous wings, I just wanna fly.
I don't care if I get hideous wings, I just wanna fly.
#109 - albertjester ONLINE (03/13/2014) [-]
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#123 - russiaball (03/13/2014) [-]
seems pretty metal to me
#116 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (03/13/2014) [-]
>Press button
>Enlist in marines
>Use your badass flight powers with Navy Seals training.
>???
>World sees you as a hero, Profit.
#90 - ilikemanythings (03/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #118 - shadowsynergy (03/13/2014) [-]
If I push the button twice do I get 2 sets of wings? Because I think that'd be even more metal.
#85 - stalini ONLINE (03/13/2014) [-]
and the next day you'd be locked in some laboratory
User avatar #30 - ohhh (03/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"presses button with one finger"

Like.....is it normal to just ******* fist your keyboard?
#28 - roneffinswanson (03/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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