I'd be dead by now!. . Female ( can die from not having sex.. That doesn't mean its okay to rape them, if that idea was coursing through your mind. You know who you are.
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I'd be dead by now!

Female ( can die
from not having sex.
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Submitted: 11/21/2013
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User avatar #12 - dalokan (11/22/2013) [+] (10 replies)
That doesn't mean its okay to rape them, if that idea was coursing through your mind.

You know who you are.
User avatar #9 - theincrediblegoose (11/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
They can die from having sex, too.. Trust me.
User avatar #44 - OsamaBinLadenz (11/22/2013) [+] (30 replies)
My ferret is actually suffering as a result of this. It's really pretty sad.
#45 to #44 - omnifish **User deleted account** (11/22/2013) [-]
I think you know what you have to do.
User avatar #24 - User (11/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
At the same time I am glad I am not a female ferret and wish I was a female ferret.
#47 - unncommon ONLINE (11/22/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Oh my...
User avatar #18 - rainbowtacos (11/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
In case any one was wondering, the reason is that when they go into heat, they start producing more estrogen, and they don't stop until they have sex. Failure to do so means they produce too much and die.

Source: QI
#20 - Cyraxx (11/22/2013) [-]
slut
#8 - herpdaki (11/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That would make everything easier if people were like that.

Hey baby, why don't you come over to my place and I can save your life.
#81 - hentaisweetie (11/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So should overly-horny women be called ferrets then?
User avatar #86 to #81 - prototypedaytona (11/22/2013) [-]
YES!!! MAKE THAT A THING, PLEASE!
User avatar #41 - cakezs (11/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If you're thinking that life would be easier if female humans were like this, think again. They'd just **** the hot guys more.
User avatar #36 - letting (11/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My life would be so much better if this applied to human females as well.

There are technically more girls than guys on Earth, so mathmatically, somebody would have to take me eventually or risk death.

Then again, that probably would just mean attractive guys would get 4x the girlfriends, and I would still be alone. **** .
#31 - sonofmymother ONLINE (11/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Pon Farr..... anyone?
User avatar #63 - jdonaldson ONLINE (11/22/2013) [-]
Apparently Married Women are the complete opposite of this.
User avatar #49 - jdizzleapplepie (11/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
so that's where gene roddenberry got the idea for Vulcans.
#33 - whizslo (11/22/2013) [-]
Ferret pick up line: "Do you feel like saving someone's life?"
#32 - hypest (11/22/2013) [-]
Try explaining that to the judge.
#5 - corkyobject (11/22/2013) [-]
Gives a whole new meaning to dying a virgin.
User avatar #17 - kusahl ONLINE (11/22/2013) [-]
My friend has a ferret that recently had her uterus removed. I was kinda shocked when she told me if she didn't remove it and didn't let her ferret mate she'd bleed to death from her period.
User avatar #10 - TwiztidNinja (11/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
They more die of loneliness.
User avatar #6 - sexyhimself ONLINE (11/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
PBG must see this.
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