I'd be dead by now!. . Female ( can die from not having sex.. That doesn't mean its okay to rape them, if that idea was coursing through your mind. You know who you are. I'd be dead by now! Female ( can die from not having sex That doesn't mean its okay to rape them if that idea was coursing through your mind You know who you are
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #12 - dalokan
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That doesn't mean its okay to rape them, if that idea was coursing through your mind.

You know who you are.
User avatar #21 to #12 - ssjkirby
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Found the Asian.
#35 to #12 - anon id: bd838203
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A cat is fine too.
#70 to #12 - HarvietheDinkle
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#27 to #12 - zakaizer
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Ugh, fine.... I'll leave 'em be this time.
Ugh, fine.... I'll leave 'em be this time.
User avatar #23 to #12 - infinitereaper
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It's for her own good.
#29 to #12 - monarkh
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god dammit, you win this round dalokan
god dammit, you win this round dalokan
#40 to #12 - GingerCOM
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User avatar #56 to #12 - zahnrad
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Oh.
#34 to #12 - linkheros
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#14 to #12 - theseqceeman
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User avatar #9 - theincrediblegoose
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They can die from having sex, too.. Trust me.
#78 to #9 - badguitarist
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#22 to #9 - disasterbater
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#28 to #9 - nebuchadnezzaurus
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User avatar #44 - OsamaBinLadenz
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My ferret is actually suffering as a result of this. It's really pretty sad.
#83 to #44 - Epicgetguy
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You know what you must do.
User avatar #62 to #44 - pedobearRAW
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finger its ferret pussy and save its life
#74 to #62 - alstorp
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#84 to #62 - ehzio
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User avatar #46 to #44 - revengeforfreeze
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Get a male ferret?
User avatar #48 to #46 - OsamaBinLadenz
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We had one, but he died. They never had sex anyway (at least to our knowledge). The female is spayed (Not sure if that makes a difference) and we don't have the money to get another animal.
User avatar #51 to #48 - tarnis
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moist Q-tip
#59 to #51 - captainstinkypinky
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#60 to #59 - tarnis
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#61 to #60 - captainstinkypinky
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#65 to #61 - tarnis
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#66 to #65 - captainstinkypinky
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saving that one for later use, thanks
#67 to #66 - tarnis
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#68 to #67 - captainstinkypinky
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#77 to #68 - brotherhood
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#89 to #77 - captainstinkypinky
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#85 to #60 - pedobearRAW
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#75 to #51 - mistymajr
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Oh god...
#87 to #75 - creepyunclebob
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That's not actually a joke, that's recommended for these cases.
#79 to #48 - murkymatt
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#64 to #48 - jazzytheferret
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If the female is fixed, there should be no issue with this.
User avatar #92 to #64 - OsamaBinLadenz
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I read up on it. The ferret has adrenal gland disease, which is associated with the issue in the picture, and it said that it can happen in spayed females, and results in a swollen vulva, hair loss, itchiness, etc.
#93 to #92 - jazzytheferret
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Oh no....I've been lucky enough to never have to deal with that. Sorry for your loss.
User avatar #94 to #93 - OsamaBinLadenz
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Thanks. Apparantly scientific studies show that it could be from spaying ferrets too early to gain a profit, or from hereditary diseases. My money's on spaying, though, with how common it is.

It's not directly related to the above picture, but there are similarities.
User avatar #50 to #48 - ferrettamer
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If they are spayed then they wouldn't die from not having sex.
User avatar #53 to #50 - OsamaBinLadenz
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I could've gotten it mixed up. I think maybe the male was neutered and the female was normal.
#55 to #53 - franklinclinton
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This is the only time you will be able to insert your penis into something to keep it alive..   
 DO IT
This is the only time you will be able to insert your penis into something to keep it alive..
DO IT
User avatar #57 to #53 - enteroreninenine
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you need to finger it
User avatar #54 to #53 - TheHutchie
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I can't say for certain but I imagine you can get veterinary medical treatments which cancel out the whole "burning to death from the inside out because you can't get any ferret dick" syndrome.
#45 to #44 - omnifish **User deleted account**
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I think you know what you have to do.
User avatar #24 - User
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At the same time I am glad I am not a female ferret and wish I was a female ferret.
User avatar #25 to #24 - whatdafuq [OP]
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So you are glad that you arent dying because you have no sex, but want to be a female ferret despite you wouldn't get sex anyway? ... You have a point Sir!
User avatar #58 to #25 - User
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Yus
User avatar #26 to #24 - soupkittenagain
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A ferret is fine too.
#47 - unncommon
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Oh my...
User avatar #69 to #47 - cormy
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What's with these FJ screenshots? Are people actually trying to convert from frontpage tumblr posts to FJ ones?
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/sickkickers/treehousing+day/rgywGet/201#201
#82 to #69 - anon id: 87e2970e
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Any text can be screen capped. It's not related to tumblr for lots of reasons, such as tumblr not being the only site to get screencapped.
User avatar #73 to #69 - newforomador
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Well, I find some of them funny, and so do some others, so why not?
User avatar #90 to #73 - cormy
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I'm just wondering why now and not before. I've been around for a while but I've never seen it happen like this before.
User avatar #71 to #69 - unncommon
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It's just a screen cap of something that we find funny off the internet dude. Not necessarily sight-related.
User avatar #18 - rainbowtacos
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In case any one was wondering, the reason is that when they go into heat, they start producing more estrogen, and they don't stop until they have sex. Failure to do so means they produce too much and die.

Source: QI
#19 to #18 - thewisedane
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QI, **** yeah.
QI, **** yeah.
#20 - Cyraxx
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slut
#8 - herpdaki
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That would make everything easier if people were like that.

Hey baby, why don't you come over to my place and I can save your life.
#13 to #8 - taurusguy
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What if when you turn 18 (or well your biological clock turns 18, lets say when that happens your penis gets bigger or something) You have half a year to have sex, then have to continue having it once a year, not too bad not too good.
#81 - hentaisweetie
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So should overly-horny women be called ferrets then?
User avatar #86 to #81 - prototypedaytona
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YES!!! MAKE THAT A THING, PLEASE!
#31 - sonofmymother
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Pon Farr..... anyone?
User avatar #52 to #31 - jdizzleapplepie
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well that's what i get for posting before scrolling through the comments. same thought occurred to me.