I cried. . Shortest Horror Story Ever Computer: unable to connect to the internet. Shorter: "No Mussolini" I cried Shortest Horror Story Ever Computer: unable to connect the internet Shorter: "No Mussolini"
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - soundofwinter
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(11/23/2013) [-]
Shorter: "No Mussolini"
#2 to #1 - hektoroftroy
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(11/23/2013) [-]
"You'd better start believing in horror stories soundofwinter...you're in one"
#3 to #2 - soundofwinter
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(11/23/2013) [-]
Mussolini never dies
He's just missing in action
User avatar #4 to #3 - hektoroftroy
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(11/23/2013) [-]
They found the body tho
User avatar #8 to #4 - derpwolf
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(11/23/2013) [-]
I feel like making a, "Didn't they also find Hector's body too?" joke, but I can't think of a good set-up.
User avatar #9 to #8 - hektoroftroy
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(11/23/2013) [-]
They knew where it was, that bastard Achilles held it for ransom, and tried to feed it to dogs and vultures.
I ******* hate that guy.
User avatar #10 to #9 - derpwolf
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(11/23/2013) [-]
For a moment, I got Hector confused with Achilles. Achilles was the one they dragged around on a chariot, right?

Ever read the book Ilium?
User avatar #12 to #10 - hektoroftroy
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Achilles slit Hektor's ankles between the Achilles tendon and the bone and tread a rope through them and pulled him behind a chariot for 3 days.
I've read the Iliad, several different translations. It's where my name comes from
User avatar #13 to #12 - derpwolf
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(11/23/2013) [-]
Okay, so I was right the first time and wrong the second.

As for Ilium, it isn't a translation of the Iliad, but it's related to it. It involves the Iliad, all the gods involved, quantum mechanics, and a bunch of sci-fi stuff.
User avatar #15 to #13 - hektoroftroy
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(11/23/2013) [-]
I'll have to check it out
#5 to #4 - soundofwinter
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(11/23/2013) [-]
They found A body. Not my body.
User avatar #7 - charagrin
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(11/23/2013) [-]
The last human on Earth sits alone in a room, there is a knock on the door.
#16 to #7 - slantal
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(11/23/2013) [-]
Then who was door?
User avatar #21 to #16 - nsali
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(11/24/2013) [-]
uh, thats the point
User avatar #22 to #16 - hotschurl
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(11/24/2013) [-]
phone was door
User avatar #35 to #16 - unlithe
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(11/26/2013) [-]
the doctor was door.
User avatar #23 to #16 - formidableguy
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(11/24/2013) [-]
knock is the scare
User avatar #20 to #7 - nsali
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(11/24/2013) [-]
this was always one of my favorites
#26 to #7 - anon id: 4827a1f5
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(11/24/2013) [-]
An animal wants to get inside.
User avatar #27 - ishallsmiteyou
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(11/24/2013) [-]
even shorter: Xbox One
#32 to #27 - anon id: 700594d1
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(11/24/2013) [-]
I was scrolling down the comments and a ******* jumpscare out of nowhere.
#25 - Zefat
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(11/24/2013) [-]
even shorter, that targets both men and women all around the world, not related to any belief or religion, based in true facts:

"Period"
#30 to #25 - kingofunnyjunk
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(11/24/2013) [-]
I thought that was a 6th gen pokemon at first..
User avatar #34 to #30 - linktheherooftime
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(11/24/2013) [-]
So did I
User avatar #33 - williamhowardtaft
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(11/24/2013) [-]
baby booties
for sale
never worn
User avatar #31 - stupidffff
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(11/24/2013) [-]
Oh god dammit, I almost had a ******* heart attack. Asshole.
#29 - anon id: bd3d1c8a
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(11/24/2013) [-]
Even shorter "No signal"
#28 - wesleyhathaway
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(11/24/2013) [-]
oh wait........
#24 - anon id: edc6ae18
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(11/24/2013) [-]
Mother of god
#6 - hideyokidz
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(11/23/2013) [-]
I cri evertim
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