I completly agree. lol i couldnt stop laughing, comment i found. A at Reply Share 2 men dont just watch porn, its a covert mission, you have to have one ear bud
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I completly agree

lol i couldnt stop laughing, comment i found

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men dont just watch porn, its a covert
mission, you have to have one ear bud in
one ear and train the other ear to listen for
footsteps or suspicious noises, the
volume has to be lowered to the point
where you and you only can hear it,
another tab should be opened just in case
someone walks in, monitor lights must be
dimmed just right, and a full proof
explanation must be ready if everything
fails..... women just dont KNOW the ****
we go through for that nut
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#5 - itbelongstocat (10/26/2013) [+] (23 replies)
Anyone else trained to hear footsteps with two ear buds in their ears?
#7 to #5 - exceeding (10/26/2013) [-]
I'm looking for certain people with a special talent to form a team.

And you might be the man i'm looking for.
#19 - swtorpro (10/26/2013) [+] (14 replies)
<Mfw my gf and I watch porn together
#1 - jackmanagan (10/26/2013) [+] (9 replies)
agreed. it sure used to be that way   
   
MFW i live alone and can watch porn in the kitchen  while im cooking  dinner.
agreed. it sure used to be that way

MFW i live alone and can watch porn in the kitchen while im cooking dinner.
#46 - cherrypoppin (10/26/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Nothing says "you almost caught me wanking" like your mother walking in and seeing the google homepage on your computer
#21 - drillaz (10/26/2013) [+] (5 replies)
My mom's caught me a few times, so now when she barges in and sees I'm like "Do you need something or are you just staring at m dick" To which she retorts "Not much to stare at, and take out the trash"
#39 - anonymous (10/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
If you have ever watched girl code you'd be surprised to find out that alot of women watch porn. Us women know these techniques too, we just lie and choose not to tell you.

We know your secrets, but you will never know ours
User avatar #57 to #39 - admiralen (10/26/2013) [-]
not anymore, you just told us
User avatar #107 - phantomprincess (10/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
women watch porn too
User avatar #109 to #107 - teamdaigurren (10/26/2013) [-]
LIES AND ******* SLANDER
#20 - atomschlumpf (10/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I always mute porn....the sound is mostly boring anyways and just the generic 'aw yes **** my pussy' and it just sounds so ridiculous and faked
#76 - oodlesandoodles ONLINE (10/26/2013) [-]
And you also have to make sure you finish before the train gets to your stop.
And you also have to make sure you finish before the train gets to your stop.

#45 - dolphinwing (10/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Girls watch porn too.. and we go through the same things
User avatar #38 - guiguito (10/26/2013) [+] (9 replies)
lock door
ctrl+shift+n
and no one ever caught me
User avatar #87 - floogin (10/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So many interesting conversations about fapping. Im glad we came together today.
#124 - Bforbacon (10/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
&gt;mfw &quot;full proof&quot;
>mfw "full proof"
#115 - nighthawxx (10/26/2013) [-]
even though I lock the door my parents just barge in   
all I have to hide everything is the five seconds it takes to unlock the door from outside
even though I lock the door my parents just barge in
all I have to hide everything is the five seconds it takes to unlock the door from outside
User avatar #49 - dishesaredone (10/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
my computer is in an indent in the wall opposite facing the tv 20 feet away. I successfully jacked it while people were watching tv to google pics. I can relate to this post 100%. I have came nearly 2 seconds from getting caught dozens of times but im ******* flawless and fearless bitch
#47 - darkjustifier (10/26/2013) [-]
I don't need to do any of this...I live alone.
User avatar #94 - jackieonceyspicer (10/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Or you could lock the door
#103 to #94 - mrmcput (10/26/2013) [-]
No, too suspicious.
#11 - swiggityswoner (10/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Implying women don't watch porn/haven't already learned these techniques themselves.

You're just less likely to hear about it.
#101 - zekeon (10/26/2013) [-]
Also, don't fap too loudly.
User avatar #3 - jynzo (10/26/2013) [-]
"women just don't KNOW" Mission accomplished, soldier.
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