i cant find the exit
I CAN' T FIND
THE PARK EXIT.
WE' RE TRAPPED! E, IBO HA?
TD DIE '
TD THE END DI:
THE PARK EXIT.
WE' RE TRAPPED! E, IBO HA?
TD DIE '
TD THE END DI:
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ablakguy (08/29/2015) [-] 
Lets just get this out of the way to make the comment more interesting.
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wraithguard (08/30/2015) [-] The original clip is from "Blue Exorcist", in case anybody want's the source.
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messerauditore (08/30/2015) [-] Which is what he could have meant, given how long of a read people tend to see it as.
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hairybaboon (08/29/2015) [-]
Is it modded or something to allow the completely flat map with no borders?
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hairybaboon (08/29/2015) [-]
It seems like RCT2 and on had the make your own setup. rct.wikia.com/wiki/Scenario_Editor
I just checked my RCT deluxe, and there's only premade scenarios.
I just checked my RCT deluxe, and there's only premade scenarios.
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hairybaboon (08/30/2015) [-]
If I have RTC1, is it worth getting RTC2 on steam for $10? I still have one of the expansions to finish on 1
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yologdogtwo (08/29/2015) [-] I found a usb with my old rollercoster tycoon files from back when I was eight.
I had this one park, voted best in the country in all categories the perfect park...
but it had a dark secret...
if you go toward the back of the park you will find a little fenced off area with only people with red shirts. there is a long pathway built out of fences and stores, there's no pavement just grass so everyone is confused on where to go.
People are constantly buying food from the stores but with no way to leave and no restrooms they end up throwing up and/or pissing on the sidewalk. there are no garbage cans either so everyone is tossing their trash on the ground.
So now you have the basic idea of what these stupid ******* reddys are treading around in but it gets worse. Every in-game day I take a random reddy from the mass of confused redshirts I own and place him or her in a single block with the entrance to three different roller coasters. All three are are unfinished. And all three are pointed at a different part of the path. Which ever one he gets on is the part of the path that gets blown up.
Also once a day I look and decide which square of people die. When I have made my decision I raise the water levels of that square until everyone in that area is completely submerged in water with no hope of breathable air.
But lets be honest with all this death going on we can't have people escaping and telling the world whats going on. Oh no, that would be terrible. So I placed 30 guards to stop any hooliganism nonsense such as:
Trying to escape, littering, loitering, exposing indecent liquids to public eye, ect. ect.
I am a not heartless man though. I realize these simpletons are scared and confused. Which is why I hired a man in a silly animal costume to dance around in the various human waste produced by the reds and help ease the nerves of the redshirts. Allow them to think about something other than what is inevitably coming to them.
I had this one park, voted best in the country in all categories the perfect park...
but it had a dark secret...
if you go toward the back of the park you will find a little fenced off area with only people with red shirts. there is a long pathway built out of fences and stores, there's no pavement just grass so everyone is confused on where to go.
People are constantly buying food from the stores but with no way to leave and no restrooms they end up throwing up and/or pissing on the sidewalk. there are no garbage cans either so everyone is tossing their trash on the ground.
So now you have the basic idea of what these stupid ******* reddys are treading around in but it gets worse. Every in-game day I take a random reddy from the mass of confused redshirts I own and place him or her in a single block with the entrance to three different roller coasters. All three are are unfinished. And all three are pointed at a different part of the path. Which ever one he gets on is the part of the path that gets blown up.
Also once a day I look and decide which square of people die. When I have made my decision I raise the water levels of that square until everyone in that area is completely submerged in water with no hope of breathable air.
But lets be honest with all this death going on we can't have people escaping and telling the world whats going on. Oh no, that would be terrible. So I placed 30 guards to stop any hooliganism nonsense such as:
Trying to escape, littering, loitering, exposing indecent liquids to public eye, ect. ect.
I am a not heartless man though. I realize these simpletons are scared and confused. Which is why I hired a man in a silly animal costume to dance around in the various human waste produced by the reds and help ease the nerves of the redshirts. Allow them to think about something other than what is inevitably coming to them.
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DivineInfinity ONLINE (08/29/2015) [-] put people in mr bones wild ride. usually takes a crane to get them out
![[Vinesauce] Joel - Destroying Rollercoaster Tycoon](https://img.youtube.com/vi/O32D2ool2nY/default.jpg)
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franktonfire (08/29/2015) [-] I never knew this existed. Holy **** thank you - MAED BY JOBEL AGE 7
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mranldestroyer ONLINE (08/29/2015) [-] this is just stuff taken from the 4chan greentext
webcomics are the worst
webcomics are the worst
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iamtheceej (08/29/2015) [-] Yeah, webcomics are right up there with childhood cancer and the holocaust.
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radicalkid (08/29/2015) [-] More evidence that we are all living in rollercoaster tycoon. It just throws you off the ride and let's you fall.
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Sylace (08/29/2015) [-] People not getting a joke is a symptom of poor execution.
How about "The original version just dropped the car off the track but to keep it running minor changes had to be made."
A play on the game's mechanics. A player could shoot a car off the tracks with people in it, but only once before the ride would be deemed unsafe.
How about "The original version just dropped the car off the track but to keep it running minor changes had to be made."
A play on the game's mechanics. A player could shoot a car off the tracks with people in it, but only once before the ride would be deemed unsafe.
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poutinesalad (08/30/2015) [-] the fact you're getting thumbed down and he isnt means people do get it, and you're just stupid.
![[Vinesauce] Joel - Sims 4: Hell On Earth](https://img.youtube.com/vi/SGxJwabyoo4/default.jpg)
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blueboysixnine ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-] I love it when he launched the dick stroker into the stratosphere
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rainbowbear (08/30/2015) [-] Watch some of his Sims videos, jesus christ I always laugh when I watch those
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thesirofponies (08/30/2015) [-] Guys,relive your childhood. RCT1 and 2,with their expansion packs,are up on steam,and go on sale often. Y'all beautiful people go have fun tonight
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pickaxe (08/29/2015) [-] do people still make park tycoons nowadays?
are there any newer good ones?
are there any newer good ones?
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anon (08/29/2015) [-]
There's openrct which tries to merge the best of both RCT1 and 2.It needs some polishing because it's a fairly new project, but it has great potential if they go all the way for their idea.
Here's a link=> openrct.net/
Here's a link=> openrct.net/
