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gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it an 8/8 plz don't h8
gr8 b8 m8 cant even h8 so I r8 8 outta 8
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And what can be seen here is a marvelous display from a Homo Britanicus female as she undergoes her cultural "coming of age" ceremony. What happens is the female is meant to get every drop of the liquid inside of the cup without touching either the cup, or the tea kettle. The result is a display meant to show off the individual's ingenuity in completing the task, as the method used in doing so will determine the individual's place in the monarchical society. It's believed the more ingenious methods warrant higher status within the society. As a rule, a penalty is given for spilling any of the precious liquid, as the individual will have to wait a year before being able to attempt to task again. Individual's unable to complete the task within 5 years are deported to one of the 2 out of country colonies, the United States, or Australia, of their choosing. Succeeding in the task grants the individual full membership into the society where they are awarded all of the key necessities for success in the tribe.
These necessities include an umbrella, a tea kettle with tea cozy, a union jack to hang anywhere within their domicile, a 3m x 5m portrait of the Queen, a social acquaintance of African descent, a cricket bat, a plot of land annexed from the neighboring country of Ireland, and a lifetime subscription to BBC.
This is actually fairly common where I'm from (Hartlepool)
Not in the "Everybody does it" kinda common, but you'll see someone pouring tea this way at least a few times a year.