I bet she does. . Cl Anonymious ' 1 ) 23: 55 Ne-' 926881 til H tlel, ggo to gamestop ppretty decently attractive girl working at register llortt pay much attent
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I bet she does

Cl Anonymious ' 1 ) 23: 55 Ne-' 926881 til H tlel,
ggo to gamestop
ppretty decently attractive girl working at register
llortt pay much attention to her. go and leek fer The Warriors in the PSA section
ffind it after searching forthe better part often minutes
Bering it to the counter
vgrd at the register says that The Wammys is ene of games en the PSA
tthink "Damn nigga she' s get good taste"
Hell her about I naeste play it at a friend' s house aten but never bought it myself
sshe says "With you friend? Ne always played it by myself. but I heard its splitscreen is a ton effe. in- Ne never had play games with."
blaugh and jokingly ask her if she' d like ta play it with me
sshe says "Surat"
sch god what
sshe asks me if I' m serious. can' t think response so Must say "yeah"
sshe gives me her address
may I' ll come by in the evening
ea few hours later. I' m at her apartment
ewe play The Warriors. 2 and switch eff en We Katamari fer the entire night, befire we know it its SIAM
I should be going
yen like ta stay fer the night?"
iheart' s pounding hard as fuck. ask "what do yen mean?"
aha says "I' been lonely fer a while, and playing games with yen was a let - I thaoght that maybe I could repay you"
my disbelief, I feller what she means
sshe leads me into her bedroom and we undress
ffuck her murderthon Ne overfucked befire. never REALLY had sex so its amazing
rafter 30 minutes she collapses in my arms as we slowly drift effie sleep
sshe whispers into my ear "? got such a great dick. anen. --"
proply "you tee"
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#4 - funkytrunks (12/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This tickled me in places I've never been tickled before
#17 - booped (12/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I finished reading that like. "Oh what a lovely story." Then I read the last line again...
I finished reading that like. "Oh what a lovely story." Then I read the last line again...
#13 - sirbrentcoe (12/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
probably laughed about it, banged again. no ragrets, breh
#36 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (12/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Okay so now I'm a little confused..   
   
Is it a joke that the girl has a penis?   
   
Or is the joke about how people often respond to things by saying "You too." Like when your waiter tells you to have a good meal.
Okay so now I'm a little confused..

Is it a joke that the girl has a penis?

Or is the joke about how people often respond to things by saying "You too." Like when your waiter tells you to have a good meal.
#3 - lecorbi (12/10/2013) [-]
Oh, GLORIOUS. Just Glorious;
Oh, GLORIOUS. Just Glorious;
#10 - gux (12/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Haha Perfect.
Haha Perfect.
#2 - mynicknameisdeath **User deleted account** (12/10/2013) [-]
Can I give you 5 thumbs?
User avatar #27 - swimmingprodigy ONLINE (12/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
shouldve given her the old lickaroo
#9 - YourName (12/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #24 - fedegon ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
Why the face? Girls love when you compliment their dicks.
#35 - skiskate (12/11/2013) [-]
10/10
10/10
#18 - haqq (12/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #6 - ilikespotatoes (12/10/2013) [-]
9001/9000
User avatar #12 - mrwightproductions (12/10/2013) [-]
Reread jsut to make sure it had said girl.
User avatar #31 - veettrees (12/11/2013) [-]
I deliver pizza. Most drivers say "have a nice day" or something when they leave but I always say "enjoy your food." People say 'you too' a lot. I find this entertaining, but then I realize they have pizza and I do not.
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