I asked that one classmate for a lighter. .. Plot twist
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#5 - moorbs (11/15/2013) [-]
Plot twist
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User avatar #12 to #5 - richardw (11/16/2013) [-]
Lighter: "it burns when i pee doc."
#30 - FUUUU (11/16/2013) [-]
That was a dick move, bro.
User avatar #14 - thesmilyingdawg (11/16/2013) [-]
well it is good for british fags
#24 to #14 - irishlawyer (11/16/2013) [-]
Doubly punny
#25 to #14 - jzpotter ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
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#4 - badguitarist (11/15/2013) [-]
so uh, where can i get one?
so uh, where can i get one?
User avatar #75 to #4 - nighkey (11/16/2013) [-]
www.amazon.com/Torch-Penis-Lighter-Assorted-Color/

Eh, close enough. At least they come in assorted colors?
User avatar #77 to #75 - nighkey (11/16/2013) [-]
Kidding, here is the real link if you want one. Pretty cheap.

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#98 to #4 - vozlov (11/16/2013) [-]
A year or two back, I bought mine on dealxtreme for less than 2$.
User avatar #6 - tonydalion (11/16/2013) [-]
Wow. What a dick.
User avatar #76 - nighkey (11/16/2013) [-]
For all of those who want one: You need to login to view this link

And wouldn't you know it, they're only 5 bucks. (USD)
User avatar #83 to #76 - nighkey (11/16/2013) [-]
Since posting this, they went out of stock. Way to go FJ.
User avatar #91 to #83 - cosmicapprentice (11/16/2013) [-]
I bet OP bough them all.
#96 - thefriendlyduck (11/16/2013) [-]
and then OP found the perfect place to hide this lighter so nobody could steal it till he has to give it back
User avatar #87 - cowbell ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
That's OP's lighter
User avatar #72 - instakill (11/16/2013) [-]
my friends sister had a few of these, she handed them to people who stole lighers to remind them that they are dicks
User avatar #31 - teevee (11/16/2013) [-]
where can i get one of these?!
User avatar #38 to #31 - leonhardt (11/16/2013) [-]
Probably Spencer's Gifts
#34 to #32 - anon (11/16/2013) [-]
i got one at a surf shop in North Carolina
User avatar #78 to #31 - nighkey (11/16/2013) [-]
Right here. Not a bad price, either.

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User avatar #102 - niggastolemyname (11/16/2013) [-]
What the **** are you needing a lighter in a classroom for?
#100 - anon (11/16/2013) [-]
And thats why they call em Fags in ol blighty
#97 - gnalde (11/16/2013) [-]
HFW
#92 - kefexin (11/16/2013) [-]
Wow that guy is a dick
#95 to #92 - deemetaldragon (11/16/2013) [-]
**deemetaldragon rolled a random image posted in comment #6639270 at Safe For Work Random Board **technically, his lighter is
User avatar #88 - leebobo (11/16/2013) [-]
is that a lighter in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
User avatar #69 - xchewsifferx ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
OP's lighter
#66 - lefish (11/16/2013) [-]
As a smoker, this makes be simultaneously furious and ecstatic. If I was looking for a light and some ************ passed me this bitch, I'd be all, "WHAT! WHAT! and just laughing and grinning like an idiot, so happy, because what the **** ? Who would even do that? Why does that lighter make a penis not fire? What? This is awesome and hilarious!!!! but also I'd be PISSED, cuz I needed a light damnit, not a laugh.
User avatar #101 to #66 - swagasauruss (11/16/2013) [-]
could make it so it has a little hole and a small flame at the end and call it an STD lighter
User avatar #7 - imalwaysright (11/16/2013) [-]
found out where you can get them. pretty cheap too.
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another site that sells it
www.spencersonline.com/product/pop-up-pecker?UTM_campaign=Search:SC:Penis's
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