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I am terrified of geese!

new held up lets talk sheet geese
Mualim
isn' t it that' s at ! which is a baby geese, net the
cleche named man
hut see these little puffballs
aren' t they cute
Niall'
they' re really F, % r" d, up until the mint when yeti realize they' re
the ! (HF SATAN
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IT HAS TEETH
THAT' S RIGHT, TEETH
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THIS THING WILL FLICK{ "1"' GLI LIP
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#1 - allofthefish (12/09/2013) [-]
i know of what you speak
i know of what you speak
User avatar #102 to #1 - robotvoice (12/10/2013) [-]
kayak guy was never seen again.
#51 - ReignFox (12/09/2013) [-]
******* adorable
#82 to #51 - orrihaa (12/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #5 - tarantallegra (12/09/2013) [-]
Fun story; In 2007 I was visiting the Faroe Islands with my family. We got lost, and ended up on abandoned road somewhere in the countryside. We had all the windows down, desperately trying to stick our phones out trying to get a signal, when we hear muffled quacking coming from the road in front of us. We all look to see a single, angry goose, waddling towards us, quacking at us like a maniac. We've been laughing at it ever since.
User avatar #25 to #5 - bjartur (12/09/2013) [-]
how did you like it in the faroes ?

just curious to see what other people think about my country
User avatar #135 to #25 - tarantallegra (12/10/2013) [-]
It was beautiful, and the people were so nice. Most of the time was spent laughing at the language differences since I'm Icelandic. It's very similar, but some words have a different meaning.
User avatar #136 to #135 - bjartur (12/10/2013) [-]
that's true, even though I'm faroes I can understand Icelandic people a bit because the languages are so similar
User avatar #66 to #5 - rockamekishiko (12/09/2013) [-]
looked death in the face and laughed at it
#10 to #5 - gulijens (12/09/2013) [-]
How the hell do you get lost on the faroe islands ????? o.O
#19 to #10 - vikdane (12/09/2013) [-]
It's easy to get lost. I've lived there for 9 months, visiting many times. I remember last time I went to the foot of the mountains I know so well, and in a difference of minuts, the area got coverd in a heavy mist/fog. Could only watch 2 meters ahead. Scary as hell. No phone signal what so ever. The feeling of absolute loneliness, even knowing I was only a max of a mile away from the road, scared me a lot. But I rememberd the words of my father who is born and raised there to always go downhill and to watch for the sheep and use them as guide. I did and I came home ofcause, soaked in rain though. Its not for fun the people there say "we have all four seasons in one day here".
#24 to #19 - gulijens (12/09/2013) [-]
If you are in a car, it should be impossible whatsoever.
I am born on the islands, and lived there all my life, and even grew up on a farm, and went with my mom and granddad up on the mountains several times, and we learned how to walk around and not get lost, and yes, to walk downhill is the best way to get home, unless you meet a hill. Then you fall down and die.

In a car, you just have to follow the road, and drive carefully, in case a sheep wanders in front of you.
User avatar #14 to #10 - tarantallegra (12/09/2013) [-]
truth be told, I have no idea.
#34 - ebb (12/09/2013) [-]
But damn, they are stylish.
#38 to #34 - lazyvoltage (12/09/2013) [-]
How are sandals stylish.

Well, at least it's not wearing crocs.
#29 - sindrifreyr (12/09/2013) [-]
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#46 - leafonthewind (12/09/2013) [-]
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this is how I eat the pussy
User avatar #78 to #46 - quackyquack (12/10/2013) [-]
reading that made my vagina close tight-shut
and I'm a guy..
#72 - whyunofeellucky ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
My mother befriended a Goose for a long time, it bit all of the people that bothered her.
Until Grandma cooked it for lunch one day.
Such is life in former yugoslavia.
#27 - Wumbologist (12/09/2013) [-]
I saw the teeth and this immediately came to mind.
User avatar #39 to #27 - whycanticaps (12/09/2013) [-]
omfg is that the stinky cheese man book?
#41 to #39 - Wumbologist (12/09/2013) [-]
You bet your sweet ass it is.
User avatar #42 to #41 - whycanticaps (12/09/2013) [-]
I haven't read that **** in yeeeeaaaars
User avatar #61 to #27 - douevensax (12/09/2013) [-]
That freaking book. Had so many confused feeling s about it back then.
#77 - lean (12/10/2013) [-]
Face your fears.
#74 - alphagex (12/09/2013) [-]
tumblr pls
#90 to #74 - anon (12/10/2013) [-]
thats duck not geese, geez!
User avatar #124 to #90 - alphagex (12/10/2013) [-]
are you honeslty gonna argue with dolan duck? is your life that worthless?
#128 to #124 - anon (12/10/2013) [-]
its dolan geese
#132 to #129 - anon (12/10/2013) [-]
u w0t wreck u m8
User avatar #133 to #132 - alphagex (12/10/2013) [-]
1vs1 me irl fgt
#70 - garykn (12/09/2013) [-]
I really couldn't think of anything other than this.
User avatar #69 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Would ya take a gander at that!
User avatar #21 to #20 - soupkittenagain (12/09/2013) [-]
Well I ain't dead.
User avatar #47 to #20 - leafonthewind (12/09/2013) [-]
my name is finally appropriate
#134 to #47 - Xplode (12/10/2013) [-]
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#2 - mattygosling (12/09/2013) [-]
hey, im a gosling too.
#92 - landerp (12/10/2013) [-]
I. Now it would make me look like a dick, but i would totally kill a goose if it came at me. I would grab its neck and either break it or swing it around above my head and throw it against a tree. I might get bit and it would probably hurt, but it would be a great excuse for me to go ham on a lesser species and assert my authority as man.
User avatar #93 to #92 - landerp (12/10/2013) [-]
*I know (damn you, auto correct
User avatar #95 to #93 - landerp (12/10/2013) [-]
*) **** !
#94 to #92 - anon (12/10/2013) [-]
You are horrible at parties.
User avatar #97 to #94 - landerp (12/10/2013) [-]
I tell this story all the time at parties and it gets a big kick out of everybody. It's almost as popular as the story about how I accidentally drank out of my co-workers coffee mug at work the other day. Good times.
#100 to #97 - anon (12/10/2013) [-]
Ok.
#103 to #100 - landerp (12/10/2013) [-]
Oh, that's Scott. He's a dick.
#91 - anon (12/10/2013) [-]
I had to
#87 - lordmoustach (12/10/2013) [-]
tame them
tame them
User avatar #89 to #87 - symphoric ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
This made me laugh so much harder than it should have..
#96 to #87 - anon (12/10/2013) [-]
Does the flashing get faster?
#79 - holyfool (12/10/2013) [-]
Geese you say?
Fat goose is relevant.
User avatar #76 - weirdvintagegirl (12/10/2013) [-]
A few years ago I was at the Alberta Birds of Prey Center, and they have bags of food to give to the geese. If those damn birds even hear the crinkle of paper bag, they will swarm you and start biting at your feet and honking. I had to leap up on a picnic table to get away from them.
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