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I always bring my condor. Don't check the tags. It's full of cancer.. File: . igg( 47 KB, 600x800) have you guys ever a mil without a condor? D Anonymous (/ 20/

Don't check the tags. It's full of cancer.

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have you guys ever ***** a mil without a condor?
D Anonymous (/ 20/ 15( Mon) 12: 15: 06 No. 629176850 F ,
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smaking out with slut i brought from a nearby bar
edema **** this bitch
Heel: to my condor for approval
we ***** on her bag and peeks her outta the room.
Mater find em she had harpies from friend
thank you condor. dodged a ******* bullet
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#12 - megamolester (07/21/2015) [-]
I know that my comment will most likely go by unnoticed, but **** it I'll post it in hopes of helping some desperate dude out there. I ****** girls without using a condom and I gotta say that the minutes of drunken pleasure were not worth the days of angst I got when I found out that one of them had herpes. Doc told me I was fine and boy do I wank it ever since. The morale of the story: give your meat a good old rub.
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#63 to #12 - ffinfinity (07/21/2015) [-]
Cautionary Tale to anyone who will listen but ALWAYS wear a condom guys unless your trying to actually have a kid.

I once ****** my ex girlfriend without a condom and she told me she didn't have her period for a week after she should have. **** was scary man because I was just a lowly college student and couldn't afford to have children. I bought a pregnant test at the store and it showed negative. Yet she still hadn't gotten her period in about a month so we went to the doctor together and everything and she got tested to see if she was pregnant and fortunately she wasn't.

All that stress I had over the incident wasn't worth it so from then on I wore condoms every. single. damn. time.
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User avatar #64 to #63 - spritedrake (07/21/2015) [-]
Same here, however being in 10th grade at the time it was a ******* nightmare. Her period was 2 weeks late. We bought a test and it showed up postive, and she wanted to commit Soduko and I said no. We bought another test and it showed up positive too. Then she started her period out of ******* nowhere. We assumed it was most likely a chemical pregnancy ( miscarriage that occurs very early on in a woman's pregnancy) or a false positive (not very likely). Anyways, very scary **** , her strict parents never found out.
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#70 to #64 - ffinfinity (07/21/2015) [-]
It too ****** scary man to become a dad so soon, I was so stressed i could barely talk. My ex's parents didn't even know I existed or that she has ever had a boyfriend, they were strict Indian parents who believe in arranged marriages and would hit her if they even found out she was talking to a boy in such a way. She must of been going thru much more than I was.

I wish i knew what happen to my ex and why her period was acting up but ill prob never find out. Anyways sorry what happen to you happen but all we can do is tell younger teens is to just wear a condom.
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User avatar #71 to #70 - spritedrake (07/21/2015) [-]
Usually stress can cause late periods. Being stressed about being pregnant can cause late periods. Kind of funny lmao.
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#72 to #71 - ffinfinity (07/21/2015) [-]
Thats exactly what we thought when the home preg. test came up negative and what the doctor told us. Kinda laughed about it afterwards yeah but stil dodged a bullet there.
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#67 to #64 - selfdenyingbeggar (07/21/2015) [-]
it's called sudoku
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User avatar #69 to #67 - spritedrake (07/21/2015) [-]
Cool
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#27 to #12 - fjantasjell (07/21/2015) [-]
close call dude

fortunately, it wouldnt have been the end of the world. it is probably the least dangerous std you can get, even though it might be annoying as balls
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User avatar #74 to #27 - danniegurl (07/21/2015) [-]
I thought gonorrhea was the least dangerous.
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#60 to #12 - anon (07/21/2015) [-]
Staying anon for this, but I caught the herp a derp and it's not that bad, I get itchy once or twice a year for a few days but I don't get any of the visual symptoms like you see on teh google images, I just wish I'd found out sooner, I think I spread that **** to maybe 4 other grills before I was tested.
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User avatar #28 to #12 - elcreepo (07/21/2015) [-]
If she's giving it for free at a bar

You got either a REALLY drunk chick therefore, illegal unless you are also ********* drunk or someone whose vagina has its own ecosystem.
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#46 to #28 - yourmum (07/21/2015) [-]
it's illegal to be sober and **** drunken bitches?
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User avatar #52 to #46 - elcreepo (07/21/2015) [-]
In my state it is. It's considered rape since her judgement is impaired and she can be taken advantage of which is BS when you consider all the laws you're held responsible for if you break them while drunk, but the law is the law and rape these days is a serious charge And not just drunken bitches- you can't **** anyone who's drunk if you yourself are sober.

I'm hoping that somebody will make the point that if a person can't be held responsible for her drunken actions, then drunks who go out and drive/beat up another drunk/disturb the peace in general shouldn't be held responsible. Therefore this law is stupid, and needs to be reworded so that as long as the drunk is not passed out or has consented, they are to be held responsible for the aftermath.

Passing out is a different story- that's rape no matter how you spin it, because she can't say yes or no.
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#53 to #52 - yourmum (07/21/2015) [-]
**yourmum used "*roll picture*"**
**yourmum rolled image** ******* hell
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User avatar #56 to #53 - elcreepo (07/21/2015) [-]
It makes sense in a way, but then you realize how much a drunk MAN is held responsible for...

Regretting it is not rape. But politicians can't say that without severe backlash anymore. It's not just in America either.

At least there's a level of equality to it. If I, as a sober woman, was to have sex with a drunk woman or man on my college campus, and they complained to the campus cops, I would face repercussions both on campus and in the real world. From day one of orientation everyone is told just not to **** drunks if they themselves aren't drunk, and even then to "try to make the right decision and not **** a drunk person when you yourself are drunk." Which is retarded in itself but that's what you get for having a woman's center pushing a ton of these rules.
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User avatar #62 to #52 - technobanana (07/21/2015) [-]
No its not rape if she can't say no ;)
Eastern European Men School | Marozų Mokykla (original)
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#40 to #12 - mrjoobs (07/21/2015) [-]
Rub that spicy meat.
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#20 to #12 - brahdin (07/21/2015) [-]
great to know that the real world is as terrifying as i pictured it being single again. the hell were you thinking without using a condom with some random chicks from bars, its like petri dish half of the time there.
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#15 to #12 - spritecheifoneome ONLINE (07/21/2015) [-]
im sorry, my sides seem to be in orbit after the 1-2 combo of the pic and the last statement.
im sorry, my sides seem to be in orbit after the 1-2 combo of the pic and the last statement.
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User avatar #16 to #15 - megamolester (07/21/2015) [-]
Good.
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#17 to #16 - spritecheifoneome ONLINE (07/21/2015) [-]
You magnificent bastard, you.
You magnificent bastard, you.
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#2 - thecraftedmine (07/20/2015) [-]
>she had harpies

kek
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#38 to #2 - rubusguy (07/21/2015) [-]
harpy u say m8
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#47 to #38 - thentherewerethree (07/21/2015) [-]
Sneks all the way
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#50 to #47 - rubusguy (07/21/2015) [-]
indeed i would not f*** a lamiia m8
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User avatar #57 to #50 - xevilpenguinx (07/21/2015) [-]
I ******* love this manga.
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#14 to #2 - anon (07/21/2015) [-]
Thank You Ted.
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#23 to #14 - unfitninjuh (07/21/2015) [-]
here ya go
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User avatar #3 - ventusvsroxas (07/21/2015) [-]
"don't check the tags"
>immediately checks the tags
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#7 - wavad (07/21/2015) [-]
4chan has seen better days.
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#54 to #7 - anon (07/21/2015) [-]
I'd let her suck my dick.
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User avatar #34 to #7 - magicbrownies (07/21/2015) [-]
this chick has lips like a steven universe character
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#8 to #7 - chokebee (07/21/2015) [-]
Our world has seen better days.
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User avatar #33 - Zyklone (07/21/2015) [-]
i only **** without a condom.

i only **** my GF

My GF cant get pregnant.
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User avatar #61 to #33 - gharshi (07/21/2015) [-]
it's usually called boyfriend when its a guy
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User avatar #77 to #61 - Zyklone (07/22/2015) [-]
so what its legal now.
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#35 to #33 - stormieskys [OP](07/21/2015) [-]
I don't think your hand counts.
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#36 to #35 - Zyklone (07/21/2015) [-]
mfw
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#1 - leberkase (07/20/2015) [-]
she's fat and not nearly as hot as my girlfriend.
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#13 to #1 - anon (07/21/2015) [-]
if your girlfriend is that hot maybe you should take your hand off the oven burner man
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User avatar #41 to #1 - brobyddark (07/21/2015) [-]
Yeah, hands usually are skinnier than real people.
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User avatar #45 to #1 - dankmemepepe (07/21/2015) [-]
Your girlfriend is a dog? You took the phrase " **** Bitches" too literally.
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User avatar #4 to #1 - isaiahh (07/21/2015) [-]
>has girlfriend
>goes on funnyjunk
which one is it man
anyway why are you on funnyjunk and not with your girlfriend, casual?
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User avatar #6 to #4 - xkaijux (07/21/2015) [-]
Translation: She's hot and not nearly as fat as my boyfriend.
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#59 to #4 - anon (07/21/2015) [-]
>leberkase
>not knowing this troll
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User avatar #55 - gmarrox (07/21/2015) [-]
It's unfair that men are expected to always bring condors. Girls should use bird control.
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#26 - kibbleking (07/21/2015) [-]
unfortunately Condors are too expensive. :^(
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#65 - radtroll (07/21/2015) [-]
>Be in college, exchange student in the US
>9/10 fine piece of ass Asian GF for 2 years
>rawdogging it 80% of the time
>she's late at least 3 different times, but I'm confidant in my pull out game
>scary as **** never actually pregnant
>out of ******* nowhere, with nothing wrong at all, she breaks up with me through a text
>act strong don't care, but deep inside it hurts like a ************
>later check her facebook, she's with a new guy, kinda pissed because not even half the man I was, but whatever
>I know she hates condoms and used to raw dogging because of me
>fast forward few months
> she's pregnant, parents disowned her
>her BF bailed, ran back to Korea or some ****
>Her live is basically ****** bad
>Feel a bit bad for her, remember she dumped me with a text

MFW
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#66 to #65 - aysitlo (07/21/2015) [-]
Looks like she got what was cumming. I'm sorry, I couldn't resist
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#76 to #65 - justaminute (07/21/2015) [-]
This might seem unrelate, but how old were you at the time?
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User avatar #78 to #76 - radtroll (07/22/2015) [-]
22-23
but now I'm curious why are you asking
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#80 to #78 - justaminute (07/24/2015) [-]
I was just wondering because you seemed to be with her for a while and you seemed serious, why didn't you propose?
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User avatar #81 to #80 - radtroll (07/25/2015) [-]
We had what you can call an arrangement.
We were both in college, both studying abroad, and were from different countries and different religions.

So to spare ourselves all the ******** we agreed that any of us can end it anytime with no questions asked, we will never even mention marriage, will never say i love you to each other. I know it sound cruel but it worked for both of us, and we even lived together almost all of the time, everything was perfect. And every morning i asked her if she was happy, and she said yes.

Because all the good things must come to an end, we never started it in the first place.
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#82 to #81 - justaminute (07/26/2015) [-]
I suppose being from different countries I can understand, but why would your beliefs get in the way of your relationship?

I don't mean to sound offencive, but looking at those agreements I never would've bothered, but I suppose it's all in the past now.
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User avatar #83 to #82 - radtroll (07/26/2015) [-]
She was an Atheist from China, and I was a Muslim from Saudi Arabia, it was a miracle we found each other in the first place.

I don't blame you, but we were both young scientists and think a bit differently, it's not even about difference in religion, sometimes being too different is enough to stop things from working out...some stuff is just not meant to be in this life.
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#84 to #83 - justaminute (07/26/2015) [-]
Ah I see, yeah the difference in beliefs may have gotten in the way, but as you say there were too many differences and it was too loose a relationship, my advice to you, find a woman of the same or similar beliefs and make sure you can tell her you love and get married.
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#85 to #84 - radtroll (07/27/2015) [-]
I never really had a problem getting girls, but finding a girl that I can talk to about **** and I wanna wake up next to for the rest of my life isn't as easy. That Chinese chick was one in a billion see what I did there

I'll get married in 3-4 years according to my plan, by then I'll ready and done fooling around, and she'll probably be a coworker or someone close to my line of work, being in the same level mentally is extremely important in my opinion, as important as physical attraction if not more.

Right now I'm enjoying that single life, and the only woman in my life that I'm making sure is happy is my mother god bliss her soul. Thanks for the advice though.
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#86 to #85 - justaminute (07/27/2015) [-]
Ah I see, haha I see what you did there.

I suppose different people have different approaches to these things, personally although I'm young I really don't have time for and generally don't want to "fool around" before finding a woman who I want to marry.
It sounds old fashioned, but if I could find the one woman who'd make an ideal wife and mother while I'm young that would suit me perfectly. Unfortunately the chances seems slim, but I'm willing to wait for a while. The shounen life seems nice hahaha.

Your plan sounds like it's a good one, I wish you well with that, I agree with what you're saying there too, you can have various difference in your general mindset, but your core mindset, principle, values etc should be similar or the same especially with the more important things like family and things relating to that.

The single life is good though, I'm not saying it in a sleazy way, I have no plans to live like that, I enjoy the freedom right now and plan to do things in future which might be a bit of a strain on a relationship.
Hahaha I wish you and your mother well.

Your welcome the advice might come in handy some day.
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#18 - asotil (07/21/2015) [-]
I hear they're taking the second e out of herpes
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#24 - zeedeveel (07/21/2015) [-]
I've only used a condom once. I've raw dogged over eighty girls and am somehow clean. That said, I don't pick up girls at the bar.
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#32 to #24 - anon (07/21/2015) [-]
I bet you have over 300 confirmed sexs.
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#37 to #32 - zeedeveel (07/21/2015) [-]
I don't suggest it but yeah... It comes to be meaningless and when you try to have sex with someone you care about it cheapens it. From the time I was eighteen to the time I was twenty I was a stripper and it was easy picking. Now I'm a dad and I'm just hoping my son is nowhere near as bad as I was
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#79 to #37 - anon (07/23/2015) [-]
Ah OK mate, you sounded like a dick without the context, it would seem not.
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User avatar #11 - poutinesalad (07/21/2015) [-]
Well I still couldn't get past the metal rack and the propane tank, so i passed her off to my buddy Hank. He already has harples.
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#58 - classynick (07/21/2015) [-]
Only one way to help her now
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#10 - anon (07/21/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**i cant ever have sex without my condor my condor is my life long friend my guide my saviour hero and miracle maker

(to what she actually meant i lost my virginity to some sexy bitch without a condom **** ya im cool)
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#30 - kankaro (07/21/2015) [-]
**kankaro used "*roll picture*"**
**kankaro rolled image**
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User avatar #87 - sudminator (08/07/2015) [-]
******* with a condom is not real sex, tried it only once for fun, took that **** off immediately. Never again, I only ****** sluts at worst tho, no trash, no problem.
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#75 - justaminute (07/21/2015) [-]
This might be a controversial opinion which will probably have people thinking I'm a bit of a retard, but, why bother with a woman you met a club?! Yeah you could find that rare gem, but most times you will not find them at the club. Truly clubs are like diamondless mines, there's no point.
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#73 - tarabostes ONLINE (07/21/2015) [-]
DID SOMEBODY SAY HARPIES??
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#88 to #73 - anon (08/11/2015) [-]
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#68 - tenboxes (07/21/2015) [-]
not putting the word cancer as one of the tags
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