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I agree, your life sucks

Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff
jumping, when for the first time, he told me
he loved me. I panicked and pushed him
over the edge and into the water. He' s new
in hospital. FML
On the eerie at was PM ,
Today, after years of counseling and therapy
for my anger issues, I snapped. Two words:
Happy Bird. Flak
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Today, my girlfriend and I were quite drunk
while we were feeling around en the cetch,
when I decided I wanted to less my virginity
to her. I was two thrusts in when she burst
out laughing. Leeking down, I realized I was
between her cheeks and the cetch cushion,
I lest my virginity to her couch. Firm
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Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet
old lady got on after me and sat next to me.
Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her
head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice,
I gently tried to wake her up before my stop
came. She wasn' t sleeping. I leta dead
weman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
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Caroline en the werekat at was AM @
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend,
When he was about to orgasm, he
screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his
lungs. My name' s not Brittany. That' s his
sister. FML
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Today, I tested my boyfriend saying "Hi." His
response: "I got year best friend pregnant".
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Today, I was at the park when I saw a
homeless man sleeping on a bench. I
thought it weild be funny to threw a small
reek at him. He thought it would be funny to
pull cut his knife and chase meter six
blacks. Flirt
You deserved it
cf On the sees at res PM (ill
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I
barely know. I didn' t have a condem and
was nerve's about getting her pregnant, but
she assured me that I cerld pull out. Right
when I was about to pull out, she wrapped
her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY
BABY' S DADDY!" I couldnt get out in time.
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You deserved it
Today, I forgot do my French homewerk,
but since it was an inline worksheet, I told
my teacher my internet wasn' t weaking. I
told her with an femail. FML
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if Tourist On the seems at 4: 19 AIM ,
Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I
spotted a large group of Asians trying to
take a picture. Trying to help, I slowly say,
Wee... want me... take picture'?" while using
hand metiers. The man leeks at me and
says, "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain
English. FML
You deserved it
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