I agree, your life sucks. . Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over th
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I agree, your life sucks

Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff
jumping, when for the first time, he told me
he loved me. I panicked and pushed him
over the edge and into the water. He' s new
in hospital. FML
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Today, after years of counseling and therapy
for my anger issues, I snapped. Two words:
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Today, my girlfriend and I were quite drunk
while we were feeling around en the cetch,
when I decided I wanted to less my virginity
to her. I was two thrusts in when she burst
out laughing. Leeking down, I realized I was
between her cheeks and the cetch cushion,
I lest my virginity to her couch. Firm
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Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet
old lady got on after me and sat next to me.
Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her
head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice,
I gently tried to wake her up before my stop
came. She wasn' t sleeping. I leta dead
weman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend,
When he was about to orgasm, he
screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his
lungs. My name' s not Brittany. That' s his
sister. FML
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Today, I tested my boyfriend saying "Hi." His
response: "I got year best friend pregnant".
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Today, I was at the park when I saw a
homeless man sleeping on a bench. I
thought it weild be funny to threw a small
reek at him. He thought it would be funny to
pull cut his knife and chase meter six
blacks. Flirt
You deserved it
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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I
barely know. I didn' t have a condem and
was nerve's about getting her pregnant, but
she assured me that I cerld pull out. Right
when I was about to pull out, she wrapped
her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY
BABY' S DADDY!" I couldnt get out in time.
HAIL
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You deserved it
Today, I forgot do my French homewerk,
but since it was an inline worksheet, I told
my teacher my internet wasn' t weaking. I
told her with an femail. FML
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Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I
spotted a large group of Asians trying to
take a picture. Trying to help, I slowly say,
Wee... want me... take picture'?" while using
hand metiers. The man leeks at me and
says, "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain
English. FML
You deserved it
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User avatar #1 - kennyh (03/06/2014) [+] (9 replies)
What algorithm do these people use to decide these people "deserve it."
#12 to #1 - Omnomnomynous (03/06/2014) [-]
I mean
If you threw a rock at a homeless you're a dick come on
User avatar #37 - strangemoo (03/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
...You can lose your virginity to a couch?
I'll just be in the other room...
#26 - deltoraquest (03/06/2014) [+] (4 replies)
so everyones pissed at flappy bird and I'm just sitting here playing super hexagon
so everyones pissed at flappy bird and I'm just sitting here playing super hexagon
User avatar #6 - shunk (03/06/2014) [+] (7 replies)
You did absolutely no work on this comp. you literally took a screen shot and posted it up here. OP is a faggot of all faggots. Excellent ******* job not giving any credit to www.fmylife.com. l live long and go **** yourself.
User avatar #8 to #6 - YllekNayr (03/06/2014) [-]
Actually he copied it from funsubstance, whatever that is.
#52 - blizzeh ONLINE (03/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
How can anyone think it's okay to throw rocks at homeless people? 						************					 should've gotten shanked real good
How can anyone think it's okay to throw rocks at homeless people? ************ should've gotten shanked real good
User avatar #40 - twentytwelve (03/06/2014) [-]
And on that day Chang was proud he learned the one phrase he needed to troll every American on his vacation.
User avatar #54 - mrsaytan (03/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Yesterday I was murdering people on the streets with my shotgun. I was arrested and taken to jail. FML.
User avatar #21 - dehnoobshow (03/06/2014) [+] (25 replies)
The one where the woman wrapped her legs around him....
Why did he deserve that ******** ?
Am I missing something here?
User avatar #41 to #21 - ninjawildcat (03/06/2014) [-]
He ****** a random drunk stranger without a condom. He doesnt deserve to become a dad bc of it but he is still an idiot.
User avatar #19 - hawaiianhappysauce (03/06/2014) [-]
So if a guy has sex with a couch... he is no longer a virgin? Hmmm...
User avatar #18 - neutrality (03/06/2014) [-]
Guy at Top< " Today I decided to take my girlfriend out for a fun date cliff jumping cause i had finally worked up the courage to tell her I love her. When I said it she pushed me off a cliff into the water. I'm in the hospital now. FML
#51 - recognize (03/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
At the Golden Gate Bridge... really? there's a million Asians that live in San Francisco, what are you a tourist.
#22 - rufflezrgood (03/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Wincest?
Wincest.
#62 - hightimessss (03/06/2014) [-]
Random girl: &quot;BE MY BABIES DADDY&quot; Me: NO NO K.O.!
Random girl: "BE MY BABIES DADDY" Me: NO NO K.O.!
User avatar #55 - jalthelas (03/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Yesterday I was running 20 kilos of cocaine across the border, and BP caught me. FML
#16 - anonexplains (03/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Third from bottom.
#75 to #16 - analbreach (03/06/2014) [-]
Fifth from the top
Fifth from the top
User avatar #60 - olias ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
the last one gave me cringes hard
User avatar #15 - funnaa (03/06/2014) [-]
it seems like the guy from the top one should be the one saying fml
#67 - jordanish (03/06/2014) [-]
How can anyone think that someone deserves having a person literally die on them or be told that their significant other cheated via text?
#17 - porksammich (03/06/2014) [-]
The Karate Kid clip 'Dude, I'm From Detroit' The Golden Gate Bridge Asian one reminded me of this scene from The inferior, but **** , Jackie Chan was in it and that was good enough for me to watch it Karate Kid
User avatar #3 - josephvstalin (03/06/2014) [+] (3 replies)
where can i get more of this?
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