I agree, her kids suck. . Today, I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital ail. corridor. The nurse who took me my redem afterward tried to me by saying there'
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I agree, her kids suck

Today, I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital ail.
corridor. The nurse who took me my redem
afterward tried to me by saying there'
been averse incidents; she said that we were
ago, a lady gave birth in the parking let. That was
the tee. HAL
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Submitted: 02/21/2014
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#10 - hazop (02/22/2014) [+] (9 replies)
something about posting an FML on the same day of giving birth pisses me off.

***** you just gave birth go hang out with your baby
User avatar #1 - dabronydude (02/21/2014) [+] (5 replies)
how do you give birth in the corridor in a hospital?
surely they could give you a room.
#28 - thelastelephant ONLINE (02/22/2014) [+] (4 replies)
>Be me
>Make a D&D character
>Roll up their background using this crazy book
>Roll that my character was born on a battlefield
>Roll that my character was literally born in the middle of a battle.
>MFW
#27 - makaron (02/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**makaron rolls 54** check em , the number of kids she gave birth to.
**makaron rolls 54** check em , the number of kids she gave birth to.
#35 to #27 - bluzzerstream (02/22/2014) [-]
**bluzzerstream rolls 22**
#37 - DrollHumor (02/22/2014) [-]
Well, she timed it slightly better for the second kid. The third will be the charm.
Well, she timed it slightly better for the second kid. The third will be the charm.
User avatar #5 - eddymolly (02/22/2014) [+] (5 replies)
My sister is a midwife.

They had one woman who went to the toilet , so my sister was in there with her because she was ready to drop and had to be monitored, and she started giving birth on the john. Like, not contractions, the baby started poking out.

Interesting story for the kid later in life I suppose
#45 - acemcgunner (02/22/2014) [+] (5 replies)
**acemcgunner rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Democracy ** mfw I was there
User avatar #46 to #45 - newsuperyoshi (02/22/2014) [-]
Do you have a license for that much Democracy?!
#2 - dephira (02/22/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Every once in a while, I'll hear stories about women giving birth in odd places, like they couldn't make it to the hospital anymore. But then I also hear about labor taking like 10 hours, so I wonder how that would happen.
#53 - Ken M (02/25/2014) [-]
I have the true final ultra ultimate solution: STOP GETTING PREGNANT, SKANK
If you let a dude **** you, you are ******* yourself, why they **** do you complain about FML
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User avatar #26 - invshika (02/22/2014) [-]
>France
>Socialized medicine
>People thinking it's a good idea
#4 - hidingrighthere (02/22/2014) [-]
Leaving this, then staring, then waiting, then crying
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#44 - ohmygwad (02/22/2014) [-]
1234 JOHNNY TEST THE ******* WHORE 678910 PLS DONT **** WITH BAD BEN 10
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