I agree, her kids suck. . Today, I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital ail. corridor. The nurse who took me my redem afterward tried to me by saying there'  I agree her kids suck Today gave birth to my daughter in a hospital ail corridor The nurse who took me redem afterward tried by saying there'
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Today, I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital ail.
corridor. The nurse who took me my redem
afterward tried to me by saying there'
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ago, a lady gave birth in the parking let. That was
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#10 - hazop
Reply +152 123456789123345869
(02/22/2014) [-]
something about posting an FML on the same day of giving birth pisses me off.

***** you just gave birth go hang out with your baby
User avatar #20 to #10 - perform
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(02/22/2014) [-]
*witcho

Keep with the context *******.
#21 to #10 - anon id: 44f29b3f
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(02/22/2014) [-]
Also it could be, you know, a lie
User avatar #25 to #10 - saltyfries
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(02/22/2014) [-]
or you know, baby could be in nursery or something?
User avatar #43 to #10 - toxicovrtake
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(02/22/2014) [-]
Good to know I'm not the only one.
#51 to #10 - anon id: dde7668a
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(02/22/2014) [-]
They just "hung out" with their little meat-nomad for 9 months. How about some *********************** time.
User avatar #19 to #10 - adu
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(02/22/2014) [-]
As comment #14 said, it didn't necessarily happen that day, just a formatting thing that the site decided on.... for some reason...
#22 to #10 - bioruler
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(02/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #12 to #10 - imagnetsux
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(02/22/2014) [-]
babies sleep a lot.
User avatar #14 to #10 - axeul
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(02/22/2014) [-]
All fml posts start with "Today," so it didn't necessarily happen that day.
User avatar #1 - dabronydude
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(02/21/2014) [-]
how do you give birth in the corridor in a hospital?
surely they could give you a room.
#6 to #1 - anon id: 1fe27565
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(02/22/2014) [-]
depends if beds free
User avatar #7 to #1 - cocosmama
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(02/22/2014) [-]
Ran out of time. Some women deliver very quickly.
User avatar #23 to #1 - xgreenmaidenx
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(02/22/2014) [-]
Sometimes they run out of room, my Mum works at a hospital and she told me( or i heard her say it to someone else when i was right next to her ) that this one time the hall was full of sick patiens becouse there was no room left, someone even has to be in the showers etc. But i'm preeeeeetty sure this was when half of the building was closed becouse nurses had a strike outside for some weeks. They wanted more money
#30 to #23 - anon id: 384583f4
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(02/22/2014) [-]
mom*
#8 to #1 - sapphos
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(02/22/2014) [-]
Nurse here. If there isn't a bed space free there's literally nowhere sanitary for a patient to go room-wise. In fact yesterday the bed manager decided to not inform us that a patient was being transferred to our ward from another hospital; she arrived on an ambulance trolley completely out of the blue and she had to stay in the corridor for nearly half an hour whilst we organised the discharge of another patient, stripped and cleaned the bed space and entered her into the system.

It's how it works I'm afraid.
#28 - thelastelephant
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(02/22/2014) [-]
>Be me
>Make a D&D character
>Roll up their background using this crazy book
>Roll that my character was born on a battlefield
>Roll that my character was literally born in the middle of a battle.
>MFW
User avatar #31 to #28 - kommandantvideo
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(02/22/2014) [-]
***** that **** is ******* CASH FUNNY
#34 to #28 - anon id: b2751b19
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(02/22/2014) [-]
Giving a whole new meaning to the name "Battleborn"...
#40 to #34 - zekeon
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(02/22/2014) [-]
A name I'm sure you're very familiar with.
#52 to #28 - fuckgaryoak
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(02/22/2014) [-]
is this you're character?
#27 - makaron
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(02/22/2014) [-]
**makaron rolls 54** check em , the number of kids she gave birth to.
**makaron rolls 54** check em , the number of kids she gave birth to.
#35 to #27 - bluzzerstream
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(02/22/2014) [-]
**bluzzerstream rolls 22**
#36 to #35 - makaron
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(02/22/2014) [-]
not bad, sweet roll m8
not bad, sweet roll m8
#37 - DrollHumor
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(02/22/2014) [-]
Well, she timed it slightly better for the second kid. The third will be the charm.
Well, she timed it slightly better for the second kid. The third will be the charm.
User avatar #5 - eddymolly
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(02/22/2014) [-]
My sister is a midwife.

They had one woman who went to the toilet , so my sister was in there with her because she was ready to drop and had to be monitored, and she started giving birth on the john. Like, not contractions, the baby started poking out.

Interesting story for the kid later in life I suppose
User avatar #15 to #5 - slimeywaffles
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(02/22/2014) [-]
I once saw this reality show about women who didn't know they were pregnant. I don't know the name. So this one woman thought she was having stomach pains and went to the bathroom, but a ****** kid dropped in the toilet.
User avatar #18 to #15 - aahrg
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(02/22/2014) [-]
"I didn't know i was pregnant"

User avatar #24 to #15 - thedesignerisdead
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(02/22/2014) [-]
Natasha Leggero- Toilet Babies

Reminded me of this.
User avatar #33 to #24 - slimeywaffles
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(02/22/2014) [-]
Exactly the episode I saw, haha
#16 to #15 - kisushima
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(02/22/2014) [-]
I read this in some magazine one day and it was all legit. What the actual **** man..
#45 - acemcgunner
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(02/22/2014) [-]
**acemcgunner rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Democracy ** mfw I was there
User avatar #46 to #45 - newsuperyoshi
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(02/22/2014) [-]
Do you have a license for that much Democracy?!
User avatar #47 to #46 - acemcgunner
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(02/22/2014) [-]
yes!! my freedom..
User avatar #48 to #47 - newsuperyoshi
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(02/22/2014) [-]
I'm from the Federal Bord of Democracy, where's that license?!
User avatar #49 to #48 - acemcgunner
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(02/22/2014) [-]
*shows my freedom and bill of rights*
User avatar #50 to #49 - newsuperyoshi
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(02/22/2014) [-]
Yep, everything seems in order, on your way, citizen.
#17 - tarnis
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#2 - dephira
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(02/22/2014) [-]
Every once in a while, I'll hear stories about women giving birth in odd places, like they couldn't make it to the hospital anymore. But then I also hear about labor taking like 10 hours, so I wonder how that would happen.
#3 to #2 - anon id: a37ec4ab
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(02/22/2014) [-]
Depends on the person.

Some women give brith easily, and some women cannot give birth naturally, and require a C-Section. It all just depends on the Woman
User avatar #9 to #3 - commontroll
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(02/22/2014) [-]
Also depends on the amount of times they've birthed. My oldest sister (oldest of 5 kids) took 48 hours to be born, being the last one born, I took a much shorter time being born. Probably about 5 hours.
User avatar #11 to #2 - nyxeos
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(02/22/2014) [-]
Like Anon said, there are a lot of factors. I know someone who gave birth in the car on the way to the hospital, and I was born after 17 minutes of being in the hospital. Whereas a friend of mine spent two days in labour, was almost at the required diameter to start pushing, when they decided to do a c-section because the baby was facing the wrong way and hadn't turned in time. Epidural can slow down labour as well, since the woman can't feel her contractions to push along with them. Sometimes doctors may choose to use medication to slow down or speed up delivery as well, if there's a problem they need to wait out or solve immediately. Someone women also have to be induced, or their water broken. There's a lot of things that can happen.
User avatar #41 to #11 - spinaltap
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(02/22/2014) [-]
and i was born in backseat of a greyhound bus, rollin down highway 41!
User avatar #32 to #2 - coconuthat
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(02/22/2014) [-]
Almost every single one of my sisters kids were out in like less than an hour. And with no epidural, because it wouldn't of had time to kick in.
User avatar #39 to #2 - thalfak
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(02/22/2014) [-]
Pretty sure the long births are only first time birth for women. Never heard it happening to women who have had several or one before
User avatar #13 to #2 - vivalavidya
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(02/22/2014) [-]
It varies from birth-to-birth.
I took 9 hours to pop out, my younger sister literally shot out of there like a bullet.
User avatar #29 to #13 - arnolddusk
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(02/22/2014) [-]
ew
User avatar #26 - invshika
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(02/22/2014) [-]
>France
>Socialized medicine
>People thinking it's a good idea
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